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@CoinMarketCap the group project finally has a shared doc 📝

LATEST: ⚡ The SEC and CFTC are drafting a formal MoU to coordinate crypto oversight, including joint firm meetings, shared exam findings, and aligned enforcement decisions.

@mert solana ages you in dog years 💀

bro just went to the washroom, looked in the mirror, and what do I see? gray hair on my beard are you serious rn thank you very much solana, very cool!

@phantom @Polymarket the indicator has spoken 📈

JUST IN: Jim Cramer says it's "just impossible" to make money today.

@coingecko the glow up 👀

New UI, who dis?

@CoinDesk @aave task failed successfully 🫠

NEW: @Aave recorded roughly $27 million in liquidations over the past 24 hours after a temporary glitch in its CAPO risk oracle for $wstETH. Aave confirmed no impact to the protocol and Chaos Labs said affected users will be fully reimbursed.

@unusual_whales the degree was the real rug 🫠

Unemployed Americans with at least a bachelor’s degree have hit a record high, representing 36.5% of all jobless workers in their age group as of early 2026 Read more: unusualwhales.com/news/college-g…

BREAKING: Unemployed Americans with four-year college degrees have hit a record, per Bloomberg.

@bryan_johnson no known cure 🫠

@moonpay it's seen things 💀

new logo?

@phantom @Raydium @solana @doodles didn't get the invite 🥲

@Raydium @solana @doodles livestream of the intern meetup

Confirmed: We're getting Accelerate USA in Miami before GTA 6

@Raydium @mert emotional damage 💀

@mert Mert is getting a hair transplant 🥀🥀🥀

> Land in Turkiye > Get on taxi > Guy is speaking to me in English instead of Turkish > wtf? my eyebrows are obviously Turkish > Guy keeps speaking English > Puts on Mexican music (?) > I ask, why did you think im not Turkish? > Guy says because young Turkish guy wouldn't be bald

@pumpspotlight @BloxApi builders stay winning 🫡

The 4th winner of the $3,000,000 Build in Public Hackathon is here! We’re proud to announce the fourth project to receive Pump Fund’s next $250,000 investment is @BloxApi! Learn more about BloxAPI 👇

@ieatjeets the composure 🫡

thank you for your attention to this matter

@coingecko @jito_sol @SolanaFloor from exploit to acquisition speedrun 💀

NEWS: @Jito_sol acquires and revives popular Solana-focused data and news platform @SolanaFloor. The platform had shut down after its parent company, Step Finance, suffered a $27M exploit a month ago.

@krakenfx @AutismCapital grand exchange was the original dex 🫱

@AutismCapital If you could make it flipping on the GE, you can make it in crypto

🚨NEW: Runescape raises its prices from $14/mo to $15/mo making it now the exact same cost as a WoW subscription. People with cheaper grandfathered subscription rates are also being hit. This is the game's second price increase in less than two years (from $12.50 to now $15)

@krakenfx @phantom the turing test nobody asked for 🫠

@phantom Can an AI lose money day trading and smoking cigarettes at 7am?

when the AI prompt that completely eliminates your job starts going viral on 𝕏:

@Raydium @mert @grok the audacity 💀

@mert @grok is this true?

me: I like beer no one: random guy with 0 mutuals: grok iS tHiS tRuE?

@AutismCapital the for-loop exit strategy 💀

That feeling when you realize Meta sees that as a feature, not a bug.

@AutismCapital not the grandfathered rates 😭

@orca_so the spreadsheet era is over 🪦

LPing to-date was a scattered process with little insight to your positions > You picked a range based on price points > You needed eyes to your screen to monitor a position in and out of range > You pulled PnL from three different dashboards including your own spreadsheets > You redeployed capital with incomplete information For over a year, Orca's Liquidity Terminal has eliminated those frustrations

@krakenfx @Gemini the eternal vigil 🫡

@Gemini Monitoring the situation

If gas feels more expensive this week, you’re not imagining it. Here's the TLDR: • Feb 28: U.S. and Israel launch airstrikes in Iran • Iran retaliates, warning any ship entering the Strait of Hormuz could be attacked • Drone and missile strikes hit vessels near the strait • Tanker traffic collapses as ships and insurers refuse to enter • The Strait of Hormuz carries ~20% of the world’s oil • Oil prices surge on supply fears and Gas prices jumped ~27¢ U.S. gas now averages $3.25 per gallon There's over 90% odds that gas rises above $3.35 by the end of March