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21M Bitcoin. • Individuals – 11,800,000 BTC • Lost – 3,500,000 BTC • Spot ETFs – 1,500,000 BTC • Public Companies – 1,218,000 BTC • Other (exchanges, miners…) – 1,356,000 BTC • Not yet mined – 976,178 BTC • Governments – 650,000 BTC

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JUST IN: Jack Dorsey’s Blocks now has over 808,395 merchants accepting Bitcoin payments, one joining every 8 seconds.

UPDATE: DeFi United, a recovery fund spearheaded by @Aave after the @KelpDAO exploit, has raised ~$303M in commitments from across the ecosystem to make affected $rsETH holders whole.

CRAZY: 🇺🇸Over 120 crypto organizations are now pressuring the Senate Banking Committee to move the CLARITY Act NOW.

thorchain team watching $444m in laundering volume hit the protocol and getting $494k in fees in 24h.

Update on rsETH incident: rsETH reserves have been paused across Ethereum Core, Arbitrum, Base, Mantle, and Linea. This was done with the objective of recovering additional funds as the recovery plans progress. We will keep the community updated on the next steps as the efforts continue.

LATEST: 🚨 DeFi hack losses now top $600 million so far in April after Kelp DAO’s bridge was exploited for about $292 million.

> be lazarus group > hack kelp dao for $292m rsETH > don't dump it, pawn it on aave, borrow $190m clean ETH against it > $8b tvl flees aave in 48h, first real defi bank run > arbitrum security council freezes $71m (the only money ever recovered) > push the remaining $175m into thorchain, pay the protocol $494k in fees for the service > convert to btc, shatter into utxo confetti across thousands of addresses > bridge to tron, swap for USDT > chinese OTC brokers aggregate the flows, settle via unionpay, outside SWIFT, outside sanctions > cash lands in pyongyang, funds the missile program > 7 days, 9 protocols, all 100% public on-chain, nobody stops any of it, defi btw

UPDATE: 🚨 The Kelp DAO exploiter has moved about $175 million in ETH to fresh wallets after Arbitrum froze $71 million tied to the hack.

Kelp DAO appears to have been exploited for $293 MILLION in the last hour, making it the biggest DeFi hack of 2026. And it's far from being the only one this month. Over $600M stolen from DeFi in the last 2 weeks across over 10 different protocols, and AI is only making it easier for hackers. > Kelp DAO: attacker exploited the LayerZero bridge to drain 116,500 rsETH ($293M), then used it as collateral on Aave to borrow ETH, leaving Aave with bad debt as $AAVE dumps. > Drift Protocol: $285M drained by North Korean hackers using AI powered social engineering, they spent months building trust with insiders before executing in 12 minutes. > Rhea Finance: $18M stolen through fake token pools that tricked the protocol's oracle into approving withdrawals. > Grinex: $15M stolen, sanctioned Russian exchange suspended all operations and blamed "Western intelligence". > Hyperbridge: attacker minted 1 billion fake bridged DOT with a notional value over $1B, but only extracted about $237K because liquidity was thin. > BSC TMM pool: $1.67M drained through reserve manipulation. > Aethir: $423K lost in an access control exploit on their GPU network. > Dango: $410K stolen through a smart contract bug in their bridge aggregator. > Silo Finance: $392K gone from a misconfigured oracle. > CoW Swap: frontend hijacked through DNS attack, site redirected to a phishing page. > Zerion: hit by North Korean social engineering, credentials stolen. The attack surface is expanding faster than the defenses. This is only going to get worse.

Stablecoin volumes could hit $1.5 quadrillion by 2035 as onchain payments begin to rival Mastercard and Visa: Chainalysis.

Strategy has acquired 13,927 BTC for ~$1.00 billion at ~$71,902 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 5.6% YTD 2026. As of 4/12/2026, we hodl 780,897 $BTC acquired for ~$59.02 billion at ~$75,577 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC strategy.com/press/strategy…

BREAKING: Michael Saylor's 'Strategy' buys 13,927 Bitcoin worth $1 billion.

Hal Finney in 2009: If Bitcoin becomes the global monetary system, each coin could be worth $10 million. Bitcoin was worth $0 at the time.

BILLIONAIRE MICHAEL SAYLOR SILENCES THE #BITCOIN QUANTUM FUD LIVE ON CNBC IT WON’T BE A PROBLEM “FOR 10 TO 20 YEARS” “BY THEN, BTC WILL JUST UPGRADE.” DON’T BELIEVE THE FUD. HODL 🔥