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Colby Cusick

@colbycusickyeah

comedy idiot // freelance video guy

Kansas City, MO Katılım Temmuz 2008
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Melanie D'Arrigo@DarrigoMelanie·
Trump is suing the IRS, which he oversees, for $10 billion. Both sides want to settle to avoid going to court. Aside from money, one of the settlement terms is to drop all audits of himself and his family. He’s stealing $10B from taxpayers and covering up his tax crimes. You get that, right? nytimes.com/2026/05/12/bus…
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Jen Rice
Jen Rice@jen_rice_·
Idk guys. The Missouri Constitution very clearly gives voters the right to veto this gerrymandered congressional map. And they haven't voted yet. And the Missouri Supreme Court really just said: whatever, just let Republicans use the map this year anyway.
Jen Rice@jen_rice_

The Missouri Supreme Court really just waited LESS THAN SIX HOURS after oral arguments today before rejecting challenges to the GOP gerrymandered congressional map & the voters' demand that it be blocked until after they get a chance to vote on it democracydocket.com/news-alerts/in…

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ruby🏳️‍⚧️
ruby🏳️‍⚧️@brandnewraygun·
have you all considered that we are One Nation Under a Groove?
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Jamie Bonkiewicz
Jamie Bonkiewicz@JamieBonkiewicz·
The US is no longer a part of the WHO, RFK Jr. is in charge of Health and Human Services, and there’s a hantavirus outbreak as we’re getting ready to host the World Cup. What could possibly go wrong?
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Joyce Carol Oates
Joyce Carol Oates@JoyceCarolOates·
they tracked him, observed him, a mentally ill person whose brother had informed on him the day before; they waited for him to "attempt to assassinate the US president" --(who was, in fact, on another floor & nowhere near)--firing shots wildly & one of these "friendly fire" shots striking the bullet-proof vest of one of their own; with much fanfare they tackled the mentally ill person whom they'd been tracking, charging this hapless person with "attempting to assassinate the president of the US." but all did not go perfectly on script since, in being hustled out of the ballroom upstairs, the US President had no time to raise his fist bravely crying "Fight! Fight" but tripped & fell heavily to the floor & several persons were required to lift his heft, & hoist away to safety backstage.
Paul Niland@PaulNiland

He's lying. You'd know, from officer testimonies and ammo checks, who fired, who didn't, and how many shots. Bullets don't vanish, not in that enclosed environment. The lie is because the round that hit the Secret Service guy wasn't from the gunman, who didn't get a round off.

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Degen CPA
Degen CPA@DrewVento·
I’ll admit, when I was a kid in the 90s I definitely thought that Kid Rock would have less direct involvement with military operations
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Pugmane🐾 🐛 🥫
Pugmane🐾 🐛 🥫@pugmane·
SPOILER MICHAEL POSTCREDITS SCENE REVEALED Dr.Conrad Murray reaches into a medicine cabinet “Fine I’ll do it myself.”
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Evanosaurus “Unrawrl Engine 5.8” Rex
Evanosaurus “Unrawrl Engine 5.8” Rex@evankinney·
⚠️EXTREME VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED: The Man Hired By The Onion To Take Over Infowars Previously Took Part In The Infamous “Celery Man” Broadcast, A Paul Rudd-Led Digital Conditioning Operation Involving “Tayne,” “Nude Tayne,” “Nude Tayne With Hat,” “Tayne’s Hat Wiggling,” And Others That No Healthy Society Would Ever Permit To Be Sequenced On Public Networks! Investigators Are DEMANDING Answers About The Repeated Summoning Of “4D3D3D3,” The Unauthorized Tube Visuals, And The Disturbing Use Of Sensual Staircase Protocols To Lull Viewers Into A False Sense Of Security Before Exposing Them To Full-Spectrum Tayne Content! WHY Did Paul Rudd Ask “Can I Get A Hat Wobble” Unless He Already Knew The Ritual Was Underway? They Told You It Was A Sketch. They Told You It Was “Absurdist Comedy.” Meanwhile The American People Were Subjected To Raw Celery-Based PsyOps, Nude Digital PORNOGRAPHY, And Paul Rudd COMMITTING ADULTERY. The Pattern Is Hiding In Plain Sight!
Alex Jones@RealAlexJones

⚠️EXTREME VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED: The Man Hired By The Onion To Take Over Infowars Produced Pro-Pedophile / Child Torture & Murder Shows For Adult Swim In Conjunction With Will Ferrell Who Took Part In Satanic Rituals With Spirit Cooking High Priestess Marina Abramović! The Satan Obsessed Tim Heidecker Has Openly Bragged That He Is Set To Steal Alex Jones' Job, And That He Plans To Steal Alex Jones' Identity In Order To Destroy The Infowars Brand! Alex Jones & His Legal Team Have Already Filed & Are Planning To File Major Legal Challenges To This Attempted High Jacking Of Infowars & His Identity By These Democrat-Backed Deranged Lunatics! 🔴WATCH/SHARE THE LIVE ALEX JONES SHOW NOW: x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

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Jacob
Jacob@RobertDeGiorno1·
Unfortunately the onion’s info wars will never make anything as funny as alex jones unironically talking about tim and eric sketches like they’re documentaries
Alex Jones@RealAlexJones

⚠️EXTREME VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED: The Man Hired By The Onion To Take Over Infowars Produced Pro-Pedophile / Child Torture & Murder Shows For Adult Swim In Conjunction With Will Ferrell Who Took Part In Satanic Rituals With Spirit Cooking High Priestess Marina Abramović! The Satan Obsessed Tim Heidecker Has Openly Bragged That He Is Set To Steal Alex Jones' Job, And That He Plans To Steal Alex Jones' Identity In Order To Destroy The Infowars Brand! Alex Jones & His Legal Team Have Already Filed & Are Planning To File Major Legal Challenges To This Attempted High Jacking Of Infowars & His Identity By These Democrat-Backed Deranged Lunatics! 🔴WATCH/SHARE THE LIVE ALEX JONES SHOW NOW: x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

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Colby Cusick
Colby Cusick@colbycusickyeah·
“I’m the first one in, last one out” said as a boast by the goddamn DIRECTOR OF THE FBI is so so so funny
Aaron Rupar@atrupar

Kash Patel: "I'm like an everyday American who loves his country, loves the sport of hockey, and champions my friends when they raise a gold medal and invite me in to celebrate. I've never been intoxicated on the job, and that's why we filed a $250 million lawsuit. Any one of you who wants to participate -- bring it on. I'll see you in court."

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Skyler Higley
Skyler Higley@skyler_higley·
Younger people might be surprised to hear this but the way culture used to be, if there was a guy who did meth and hit himself in the face with a hammer, he actually wouldn’t get interviewed on 60 Minutes.
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microplastics rectifier
microplastics rectifier@facetedcarapace·
how do people in the insurance industry actually live with themselves. getting a job at UnitedHealth should be treated socially like joining ISIS
ProPublica@propublica

UnitedHealth is the nation’s largest health insurance conglomerate. ProPublica obtained what is effectively the company’s internal playbook for limiting and cutting therapy costs. Here’s what we found. propublica.org/article/united…

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