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Guy shook everyone else's hand and then dapped me up #noticing

When I shave in the morning I always cut the Hitler part of my mustache first. I have a fear of shaving everything but that and then there’s a fire or something and I have to run out into the streets with a Hitler mustache. I think I saw that happen in a movie when I was a kid.

@livelaughlyrica Jesus fucking christ

my dad updated my health document (he had access to it since my youth cause i’ve had so many problems) with “unexplained emotional instability” now that we fought a couple times LMAOO IVE GOT A GOOD EXPLANATION YOU LEFT ME AT A PEDOPHILES HOUSE! fuck him jfc

Incredible nickname

If I was a military commander we would be taking heavy casualties at all times, often for little or no gain. Lots of injuries as well

You people need to crowdsurf less man it can't be every minute and a half! And you're crowdsurfing to the wrong kinds of songs let people dance for a second without worrying about some dork's foot cracking them in the back of the head

they’re making a day when things can be better and they’re calling it tomorrow

You can drink nothing and be mediocre, or you can drink heavily and be "a potentially brilliant mind ruined by alcohol".

Drank 6 beers. Feel amazing. Surely 6 more will double this feeling

You ARE too old and it IS too late. Also you have a very specific vocal tic that strangers notice immediately and friends do unsavory impressions of.

waiter… more gentle light to dapple my beloved dining companion, please

It's not about individuals it's about systems gang! But I also guarantee that 99% percent of you are more personally racist than you realize or will admit to, especially when you do shit like this and insist poor whitey could never be an opressor because she's been on E a year

Replies full of white trans people going nuh uh! You're doing infighting! You're still white man do you think racial hierarchies just go away when you transition? You still benefit and if you're not actively working to dismantle that shit you're helping prop it up

Pulling while unshaven and unshowered is crazy

@livelaughlyrica It would be very cute to be matching

it would be cute to be matching

i’m this 🤏 fucking close to getting a chelsea cut i’m so sick of the matted hair at the back of my head it reminds me of the neglect i experienced as a child. i have nocturnal seizures and it tangles nightly it i hate it. plus it’s hard to care for with fibro. and my gf rocks it

VChK, GPU, NKVD, MGB, and MVD did a fantastic job when removing reactionary concepts such as "magic" and "water spirits" fron the USSR. Salute to these heroes of socialism.

this is getting some traction, please donate to help my friend not be homeless. she is trans and wheelchair bound, she will not be safe on the streets givebutter.com/keep-a-disable…

@durendoll I would pay so much to live in that room

1 room sublet available $7000/mo utilities not included, transit-adjacent.