Collin Strajack

It’s my birthday, send me a picture of your…. Pets.

I ordered a Cuban for my birthday. It was a good deal, okay.

I would like to offer to pay the salaries of TSA personnel during this funding impasse that is negatively affecting the lives of so many Americans at airports throughout the country

@stoolpresidente Pizza king's bday is the day before mine? Niiice. I have too many books, though. Eventually good sir.

As I’ve made it very clear in the past I’m not a big birthday guy. After all everybody gets born. Big whoop. So instead of birthday wishes I’d prefer you preorder the book I’ve spent 6-10 hours writing daily for the last 3 months. I think it’s pretty fucking good. It’s the story of the 2 decade rise of Barstool Sports. amazon.com/Cancel-Me-If-Y…

@mikemajlak @shaguncrypto If you live in the Midwest, buy. At least where I am at it’s very affordable and worth it.

@shaguncrypto KEEP RENTING. invest in solid returns until market is inviting for home purchase. and no matter WHAT, buy under what you can afford. don’t show off. most important advice i can ever give haha

A guy is 30. He has: • $110k in a 401k • $70k Bitcoin • $25k in cash He’s thinking of buying a house first. What would you tell him?

Did not meet @marknorm or @nealbrennan, but one day. I am also here until Tuesday.

NYC comedy, just chasing it and seeing old friends.

I thought I was getting rid of X because threads I get WAY more engagement without paying a dime. However, getting absolutely cooked by people who could have done a simple google search on me is why I might hang out here a little longer.

@DefiantLs I get it.

Sorry Seth.

If I could afford to live in NYC I'd still think overthinker it and prob talk myself out of it. This place is aweseome, though. Glad to be back for the 2nd time in a year. I have very little plans besides seeing and doing some comedy wherever I can.

@mistressdivy Rosters

men only - what’s the biggest red flag in a girl that you just can’t stand

@sando2193 It’s 2026 it’s fine now

@collinstrajack PAUSE

I understand prison gay a lot more now because I know what it’s like to not touch a woman for multiple years.

@xxxEBUNNZ @AmericanAir They are the worst. I’m flying Delta this time and I hope I make it to New York at a decent time. Link any NYC photographers I need head shots.

Fuck @AmericanAir . Delayed 24 fucking hours. Now they sending me to another airport an hour away!!!! Yall are TRASH. I’m done flying with yall.

@MikePosner This is so awesome. This concept should be a trend! We all gotta grow up sometime. Grow up or die.

‘I Went Back To Ibiza’ OUT NOW :)

@Maximdidierr $1000 for travel funds for NYC so I can do more comedy

@Matt_Pinner I need my 2.5 million

If someone paid you $300,000 to not have a single drop of alcohol for a year, would you do it?

@Scarletttverse 2 billion ASAP

me or 2 billion dollars?

@IGGYAZALEA We out here doing laundry and house hold responsibilities

Is anyone still here, or is it just a bunch of AI bots talking to each other? 😭

For real though if you know anyone in NYC who wants to network or hang out with a Seth Rogen light, let me know.

I will be in NYC 3/11-3/17 to do some comedy and I wanna do more comedy...and smoke cigars and eat pizza. cc: @marknorm