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@cololasa1

Founder @BotsBizAI 🚀 | Transforming small businesses with AI automation, consultation, and integration....Just a chud

Nairobi Katılım Mart 2021
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AlmostEmployed@cololasa1·
@KCBCare why is the ussd not working and why was there no prior communication on the same
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AlmostEmployed@cololasa1·
@PretiumApp To improve the user experience, You guys need to integrating a cross-chain bridge to facilitate seamless swaps. Currently, latency issues on the Celo network are causing significant delays
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Pretium@PretiumApp·
Why folks are uninstalling Pretium? You’ve got $1,000 sitting in your P2P wallet and all you need is to settle a KES 5K bill. As of writing you get at a rate of KES 128.65 while Pretium gives you at KES 128.71. Assuming you a paying bill to phone number, immediately MPESA hits you with KES 57 as fee while Pretium hit you with zero fees. Let assume you pick smart move and withdraw whole $1K since the amount is more you get better rates at KES 128.85. Now you feel P2P is better since you squeezed out the extra margin. And this is where the part everyone ignores starts to creep in. Every payment you make, every transfer, every bill, there’s a fee attached. By the time you’re done actually using that money, you’ve easily spent over $10 just on M-PESA charges. All that effort… all that “rate optimization”… just to lose it again in transaction fees. Meanwhile, on Pretium, you could have just kept your dollars, paid directly, skipped the back-and-forth, and avoided the entire fee cycle altogether. Again, I am not a financial advisor but I bet you need to install Pretium ⬇️ play.google.com/store/apps/det…
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Rick@H8Rick·
Fuck it.. Tired of posting clips , here’s the full leak. Avatar, The Legend of Aang: The Last Airbender
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AlmostEmployed@cololasa1·
@IanWinnn @Mutuabrian_M 😭bro istg charts just die every time you ape man, lost 7 sol yesterday trying to hold some good shit after bonding just to roundtrip every single one coz people just be shilling every coin man...gotta learn how to dev.
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Winn@IanWinnn·
@Mutuabrian_M Trenching memecoins is dead now the best way to make money with memecoins is deving
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Mutua.base.eth@Mutuabrian_M·
Memecoin trading for beginners. You ever heard people turn $40 to $400,000 in crypto? This is how they do it: 🧵
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arrryyyy 🐐@dube1286·
In the end, Kenya will become what it fears most; Nigeria.
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The Kenyan Vigilante@KenyanSays·
Miringa, a Kenyan boy creating a ‘People’s IEBC’ to prevent any form of rigging, has come up with a way for Kenyans to beat the government at its own game if it tries to switch off the internet!
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Siyad@axmedalxender·
The average Kenyan Techie: >Drives a slightly used German car (usually a BMW, Audi, or Mercedes) >Still flexes about being a strong Java developer >Hates on the greenhouse that are actually doing good stuff >Opens every website and immediately clicks Inspect Element >Spends more time looking for bugs in other people’s work than building his own >Constantly criticizes other developers’ projects and startups > They will come under this post and tell me to shut up and show us what you did >Publicly hates AI and vibe coding >Secretly uses all AI tools late at night >Frequently spotted at Java House meetings >Weekend drives to Limuru while discussing “the tech ecosystem” >Writes long threads explaining why other people’s projects won’t scale >Says things like “this architecture is wrong” after looking at a website for 10 seconds >Has at least 3 unfinished side projects on GitHub
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AlmostEmployed@cololasa1·
@LuxeynSOL Like what you do man, got wiped out two days ago this would go along way to get me back up. GQznyqqiEtT9bMBXifbnfLKVKWUCRbyMzk6aTgerR4Mv
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@LuxeynSOL Just got drained bro but i did learn a lot...0.5 would be a real boost. GQznyqqiEtT9bMBXifbnfLKVKWUCRbyMzk6aTgerR4Mv
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yn@LuxeynSOL·
boom.. just started 0.5 to 3000 sol new challenge $40 —> $1.5k so far tell me if you need 0.5 sol too, drop $sol address below.
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AlmostEmployed@cololasa1·
@Ga__ke Indian mfs nuking the shit outta charts...is wild man.
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gake@Ga__ke·
Who’s still active 😂🫣
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AlmostEmployed@cololasa1·
People really are dumb in the trenches today, top runners like PENNY and LION with good stories that would go to millions have been left to die while backing some silly coins.
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Base - East Africa@BasedEastAfrica·
🚨Workshop Alert! We are hosting a live, hands-on workshop on building @openclaw agents on Base. This Saturday at @QubitHubAfrica. Led by @nellycyberpro, who has already built an autonomous agent for the Base East Africa community on @farcaster_xyz that can tip and reward builders in real time. Learn how to build yours. Register here: luma.com/tzs4ggut Build. Experiment. Ship.
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PsyopAnime@PsyopAnime·
don't worry, CZ says funds are SAFU
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AlmostEmployed@cololasa1·
I just became eligible for the @ClawdX_ airdrop! 🦞 Join the $CLAWDX community on Base!
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ClawdX 🦞
ClawdX 🦞@ClawdX_·
🔥 #AIRDROP CLAIMS BEGIN IN 3 HOURS The registration gates are open for the last time. 🚫 200,000+ fake wallets removed 🌐 Official link : airdrop.clawdx.com No promises. No guarantees. Only good vibes.
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ClawdX 🦞@ClawdX_·
CA 0x9887124e0Ddb59821D1A3328d588Df82a38f7b07
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