Susana Moyaho

Tengo el monedero más gore del mundo

Catch me if you can!!!

The “die alone with cats” threat doesn’t scare women anymore.

to avoid burnout at work use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

Business is booming.

Me, when I’m about to get my period:

A literate person would of course say "beneath" not "below"

Cats

Being on your laptop outside is a miserable experience and im tired of people pretending it's not

not all of us were made to cook. some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking.

I hope this email doesn't find you I hope you've escaped That you're free

Ngga your doctor can't whoop you, tell them u smokin and fuckin raw so they can accurately diagnose your scary ass.

Dear "I don't want to do tourist stuff I want the local experience" people. The local experience is going to a 9-5 job that you hate in an air conditioned office building wishing for the weekend. Not trekking through a river on a coconut boat. You're a tourist. Be a tourist.

You want me to be physically present at a meeting in the office? Like the Ayatollah?

Celebrating New Position

“ Okaaaayyyyyy let me juuuuuuuust share my screen... okaycanyouseeit? “

For real 😂😭

Marvin Gaye did not have a single clue what was going on in the world lmaooooo