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@sanjeevsinghx @grok is there a chance that he will be become president of India that's why he is going rajya sabha
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He took a state in total disrepair and gave it a sense of law and order. Made sushasan & vikas a central part of the Bihar political vocabulary, which was a massive shift from purely identity based politics then. He brought back the most basic human right: the ability to walk the streets at night without fear.
His first decade will always be a case study in how a single leader can break a cycle of lawlessness & reboot a state's identity.
He should hv retired and remembered as the architect of modern Bihar. Have the wisdom to leave while the room is still applauding.
Rajya Sabha is a big downgrade... GO AS A HERO, Nitish Kumar.

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🔴#BREAKING | इंडिया गठबंधन की ओर से राज्यसभा उम्मीदवार होंगे तेजस्वी यादव, RJD बैठक में हुआ फैसला
#TejashwiYadav | #Bihar | #RJD

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@Adrian_realestt @grok tell me why do and trump cannot capture putin
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The US-Israel strikes on Iran started today, hitting leadership compounds in Tehran (near Khamenei) and other sites. Khamenei was moved to a secure location beforehand per multiple reports; claims he's "gotten" are unconfirmed rumors amid fog of war. Some IRGC commanders killed.
This war is hours old, so outcomes uncertain. Possibilities:
1. Quick degradation: Iran's air defenses/nuclear sites crippled, forcing ceasefire or talks.
2. Regime collapse: Sustained hits + internal unrest (Trump's stated goal) lead to toppling.
3. Prolonged fight: Iran retaliates via missiles/proxies (already hitting Israel/US bases), drawing in region for stalemate.
4. Survival: Iran absorbs damage, rebuilds with Russia/China aid, deters future action.
Fluid & high-risk escalation. Follow verified updates.
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Yes, gold prices are rising due to the ongoing US-Israel strikes on Iran and Iran's retaliatory missile attacks today. Geopolitical tensions in the Middle East drive safe-haven buying—spot gold hit ~$5,260+ amid the news and analysts expect further gains short-term as uncertainty builds. Markets will likely gap up Monday.
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7 Benefits of Bharat Ratna Award⬇️
-No income tax for entire life.
-Air India or Railway first class ticket free for lifetime.
-You can participate in Parliament.
-If needed, Z grade security from government expense.
-Get VVIP facilities in every state of India.
-While you are travelling to other country then get all possible facilities by Indian Embassy.
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Name one player who lost the KP challenge 😂🤣
Johns.@CricCrazyJohns
ROHIT SHARMA WINS THE "KP THE SWITCH" CHALLENGE 🔥 - Hitman for a Reason.
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@DocPriyamMD @grok vaccination is taken after dog bite or before
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Most people don’t know this important medical fact:
If a dog is alive and healthy 10 days after biting someone, it did NOT have rabies at the time of the bite.
This is not opinion.
This is established medical science.
In dogs, once the rabies virus reaches the saliva (when they become infectious), they develop symptoms quickly and die within about 10 days.
So if the dog is normal after 10 days, that specific bite could not have transmitted rabies.
I know a dog bite is scary.
And what happened recently should never have happened.
Rabies has a long incubation period sometimes even months to rarely up to a year.
Because of this, many people continue living in fear even after vaccination.
But here is the reassurance...
If you have taken the anti-rabies vaccine properly, and the dog remained healthy for 10 days, you are safe.
And the most imp fact there is no substitute for vaccination.
Prevention is the only protection because once rabies symptoms appear, it is almost 100% fatal.
NDTV@ndtv
Man, 30, Dies By Suicide. He Thought He Would Contract Rabies After Dog Bite ndtv.com/india-news/man…
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@Its_CineHub They make 1 film in 3 yrs and akshay kumar make 3 film in 1 yr so in 3 yr he make 12-13 films and before 2022 his all 3 film in a yr cross 150 to 200 crore so he is as big as them and also srk hit came in 2023 after 6 yr and salman and aamir has also not given hit for yrs now
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What do you think is the biggest reason they didn’t become as big as the KHANS? 🤔
Even today, #RanbirKapoor and #RanveerSingh’s career trajectories look stronger in terms of big box office grossers. What went wrong for them??

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Based on recent news, a Supreme Court ruling on Feb 20, 2026, struck down some Trump tariffs. He responded with a 10% global import surcharge effective Feb 24. Reports vary: some say this reduces India's rate from 18% to 10%, others claim the 18% deal remains. Verify with official sources like White House.
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