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if youre in saas pivot to killing yourself

pretty crazy how five years ago vaccines were the most devastating thing you could ever do to your body but nowadays its fine to inject chinese peptide from Temu because you cant stop snacking after dinner

@JakeysReview I thought the same thing

Slayyter having a history of racism isn’t shocking, however, her not being trans IS!! 🤯

"nobody wants to work anymore" imagine explaining a 5 round interview process to boomers

I'm in the McDonald's drive through guessing mobile order codes tryna hit for sumn crazy

@HQNewsNow @TVietor08

“vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick”

Imagine resurrecting Steve Jobs and telling him Apple has two products called Apple TV and neither of them are a TV

checking your own Palantir file would probably hit like crack

gooseberry

go home GI your girlfriend is with Jody at the hibachi grill in Des Moines they’re driving your hellcat GI he ate your kid’s fruit snacks GI

all quiet on the frontal lobe

Can I come over and use your toilet and ask you a bunch of questions and drink all your juice and smoke your weed

i’m breaking up with you because too many people know you

if smoking weed is a sin then i guess i’ll see you inhale

i love when my friends have quiet boyfriends like girl your dog is so good sis