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@jiojelade @DrChan31 @OnlyOneSalam That was Prof Lucas

@DrChan31 @OnlyOneSalam engineering in Lautech is secondary. I heard they give strokes in mechanical engineering

Person tell lecturer say he no sabi teach, nah wetin lecturer talk be this 😳

@DrChan31 @OnlyOneSalam Make e con be Ajenikoko, you don die be that

@OnlyOneSalam Omo if you any EEE lecturer talk this thing for lautech,e don be for you be that 😄

@BSAT_Properties Co-developing

I Want to do pure water factory business, una advice me make I no do am, say E fit close down after some years and drivers and workers go ruin the business. I say make I try bakery, una say workers go sell all my bread finish through window sef. I asked if i can go into higher purchase business, una say drivers go frustrate me and make me almost run mad. I asked of poultry farming, una say that one Na the more you look, the less you see. Say money for feed no be here, and the fowl fit dey dìe and workers fit dey move the eggs. I asked of palm oil business, una say you gats be Ogoni member before your market go strong and sell say E no easy. I no get money to build hotel or air b and b, una still say if I do that one, light no dey, and fuel and diesel cost fit carry person go back Village or managers go dey mismanage the hotel business. Ok what about land investment, Ômonìlè and real estate thieves go dey cause person BP. Them fit go resell land wey dey court or wey dey registered sef still give you. Ok, What of restaurant business, una say I go cry, say workers go do me vum Na anya. So abeg, which other business person fit do or invest in in Nigeria? Cos I don't understand ooh. Abi make I just focus on my pension? This is becoming serious. Is Nigeria that bad now that one can't trust anyone and business no longer last or stay long term? © Amaka Chukwunyere

@T2mobilengCare As if you will reply

@coolbreezyMUFC Hello, @coolbreezyMUFC. We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience caused. Please send us a direct message (DM) with the issues you’re experiencing and your phone number so we can assist you further. **TA

@T2mobilengCare it will not be well with you people

If the devil is ready to deal with you, he will allow you use 9mobile as your main line. When you need to receive OTP is when you'll curse your luck. Those people at T2 are all useless. Custer care line sef no dey go. Twitter DMs dem no dey reply. Very mad set of people

@T2mobile_ng To hell with you and your apologies. I have not been receiving OTP on this number and nothing has been done about it even after several complaints.

@coolbreezyMUFC Apologies, @coolbreezyMUFC, and thank you for your feedback. Please check your DM; your complaint has been resolved there. ~HU

9mobile or T2 or whatever you call yourselves, ti yin ti ta. All the phone numbers I have been trying to call are not assigned. Very useless people

@Adebukonla36391 The Rapture, is not the same as The Second Coming please

Some years ago, when I was still very young, I came across a video on my mum’s phone. The video had been there for quite a while. In it, a woman was crying. Every time I played the video, I didn’t understand what she was saying; all I knew was that she was crying. One day, I decided to ask my mum why the woman was crying. She explained that the woman was talking about the Second Coming of Christ and describing what heaven is like. My mum went on to say that the Second Coming could happen at any time and that no one knows when it will occur. She also explained that in heaven there would be no brother, mother, father, or sister, and that everything on earth would mean nothing there, it would be just me and me alone. At the time I had little or no knowledge or understanding of Christianity. That realization filled me with fear and worry. I kept asking myself, “What if something happens now? What if I never see my parents, my siblings, or my friends again?” Slowly, every natural event became something I feared. Rain, thunder, and even silence made me uneasy. I would look at the sun and imagine Christ coming through the sky. I became afraid of going outside at night and avoided looking at the moon, especially when it was full. What were once ordinary parts of life began to feel threatening. Over time, this fear shaped the way I saw the world. I became afraid of being left alone, afraid of traveling, and afraid of change itself. Yet as I grew older, I began to understand that what frightened me was not faith, but misunderstanding it. I started to realize that belief was never meant to strip life of meaning or love, but to give it purpose and hope. Looking back now, I see how deeply those early fears affected me, but I also recognize how far I have come. The world no longer feels as terrifying as it once did. Instead of seeing every moment as an ending, I am learning to see it as something to cherish. My faith, my family, and my relationships no longer feel fragile or temporary—they feel precious. And in understanding that, I have found peace where fear once lived.

@TosinOlugbenga @Calistaohama 685

@Calistaohama 167

I will compile the names of Nigerian UK based startups and founders you should work for. You will regret it if you do. They will use you, not pay and dump you.

@NationalGridNg Take power off briefly don dey enter 24 hours o

THIS IS FOR SAFETY. When heavy rain is coming, DisCos sometimes switch off supply on purpose. Water and live electricity don’t mix. If rain gets into weak connections, leaking transformers, or exposed wires, it can cause sparks, fires, or even electrocution. It’s usually better to take the power off briefly than risk lives or damage that could keep an area in darkness for days. Another issue is the network itself. Most power lines in Nigeria are overhead, hanging on poles across streets and neighbourhoods, and a lot of them are old. When it rains, water finds its way into cracked insulators, rusty joints, or damaged cables. Once that happens, the system automatically trips to prevent something bigger, like a transformer blowing or a substation going down. Rain also comes with wind and lightning. Lightning can send a strong surge into the lines, while wind can bring down branches or make wires clash. When that happens, the system cuts supply to protect itself.

@IamEkene_ @TobiDynamic @ifetemini Dealing with trauma she has not experienced? Na wa for you people o

She responded to trauma. We have seen times where date stories appeared on X for one reason or the other. Can't blame her totally thought. And shouldn't it be a turn on that a woman you are moving to can help you hold side incase you run into uncomfortable situations instead of buzzing your phone endlessly?

I went on a date and everything was going so well. Baba finished his meal, I was almost done with mine, and boom—he said, “Babe, I need to pick something from my car.” I replied “okay,” laughed, and continued eating. After about 10 minutes and he still hadn’t returned, I called the waiter, asked for the bill, and brought out my ATM card to pay. Just as I was about to, he showed up and apologized, saying his car alarm went off while he was reaching for something, then asked why I had requested the bill. I apologized and told him I honestly thought he had run away because of the bill—and at this point in my life, I can’t be washing plates. God has blessed me small sef. I saw the disappointment on his face, and I hope he understood me too. I apologized several times for my reaction. Temi ye mi, before one X banger boy go come use me collect Elon coin. Abeg oooo. He stopped talking to me after the date that I have trust issue and may not trust his decision making in the future. Make him no vex, I got traumatized reading all the disappearing men on X ni. 🙈😭😩

@larucheebam @Rotimi3601 @shegzoO

@Rotimi3601 @shegzoO Ambode is from Epe

All the governors From 1999 till date are not indigene of Lagos.

@joelzucci @Aeba05 That's the document that transfers ownership of the land to you

@Aeba05 How important is deed of assignment

When going for land inspection, don’t just admire the environment, also make sure to verify the following. 1. Title & Ownership * Ask for the title document (C of O, Registered Deed, Gazette, etc.) * Confirm the land is free from government acquisition * Verify the name on the title matches the seller 2. Survey & Location Accuracy * Request the survey plan * Check that the beacons are visible and intact * Confirm the land matches the coordinates on the survey 3. Access Road * Ensure there’s a motorable access road * Confirm the road is not a future disputed right-of-way 4. Land Condition * Check if the land is dry or waterlogged * Look out for erosion, flood paths, or swampy soil 5. Neighborhood & Development * Observe ongoing developments around * Ask about security, electricity, and drainage * Know who the neighbors are. 6. Community Issues * Ask if there are family or community claims * Confirm if all local dues have been settled * Avoid “pay later” verbal agreements 7. Zoning & Use * Confirm the land use: residential, commercial, industrial * Avoid buying residential land in industrial zones (or vice versa) 8. Measurements * Measure the land physically * Don’t rely only on “half plot / full plot” claims 9. Government Markings * Watch out for red paint, inscriptions, or pegs * Ask what past markings mean.

@lautechofficial @grok Wetin be this?

Ladoke Akintola University of Technology community, we kindly request that all students adhere to a neat and decent dress code while on campus @grok explain further #Lautech

@prypcocom can I invest from Nigeria?

Sack Guardiola now!!!

@NationalGridNg Ibadan disco, very wicked, even more than the devil

Distribution Load Profile Data as at 09:02 a.m. | 17 January 2026 The following is the current load allocation across the Distribution Companies: Ikeja DisCo. – 562 MW Abuja DisCo – 570 MW Eko DisCo – 479 MW Ibadan DisCo. – 446 MW Benin DisCo – 303 MW Enugu DisCo. – 289 MW PHarcourt DisCo – 264 MW Kano DisCo – 250 MW Kaduna DisCo – 240 MW Jos DisCo. – 210 MW Yola DisCo – 108 MW Total – 3,721 MW Kindly indicate your location and supply status.

@SimplyUtd Jealous much?

🚨 Roy Keane: “Jonny Evans was on the beach just two weeks ago. He left Manchester United as a loans manager four or five weeks ago, and then Darren Fletcher surprisingly gave him a job. He’s only had two games, Fletcher leaves, and then Carrick gives him another role. It’s a bit much. What has Jonny Evans done to deserve a spot as a first-team coach at Manchester United?” [@WeAreTheOverlap]

@DamnYouReds So 5 "defensive-minded" players?

Michael Carrick. Most used formation: 4-2-3-1. Plays a double pivot in midfield. Style: Just like other modern managers, Carrick’s style stems from playing from the back (eth vibes?), focused on controlled midfield play. Off the ball, it's 4-4-1-1; in possession, it's 3-2-5/3-4-3, achieved by pushing one full-back (often the left, like Ryan Giles during his tenure) high and wide while the other tucks in to form a back three. Carrick rarely deviates from this core structure, which has been both a strength (consistency in principles) and a weakness (predictability). His style prioritizes expression, development, and attacking flair, making him a fan favorite initially. Carrick's managerial philosophy is heavily influenced by elite modern coaches like Pep Guardiola, Mikel Arteta, and Xavi Hernández, stemming from his own playing days as a composed midfielder who prioritized control and intelligence. For the three games that he managed at United, he relied on counter-pressing play and attacking transitions; during his full stint at Middlesboro, his style was as mentioned in the second paragraph. He is more likely to employ a possession-based football in his second stint at United. Would you like Carrick at United still?