Jason

@AdamKinzinger Smoke em if you got em

Hahhahahahhahaa

@BenOndaTop There will still be a high variety of HEB commercials so there’s always that to look forward to.

Stros getting skull fucked again. A lot more of that is in store for us this season, I fear. The product just simply is not very good. I literally wipe my asshole with “expected batting average” or whatever apologist stat you’ve got. Mid (AT BEST) baseball team.

@WallStreetApes There also ain't 15oz of chips in a bag either. Paying for that air.

What an absolute scam American bought this 5 pounds of ground beef from Sam’s Club She put it on the scale, on camera, to show the true weight It’s only 4.14 pounds If you add the “meat diaper,” the absorbent pad under the ground beef, then it’s 5 pounds. We’re paying for the meat diaper

@RepLuna @realannapaulina Where are the UFOs?

It is wild to see the attacks on our Secretary of State, as well as President Trump, for calling out the corruption involving funding that went to Biden’s reelection bid, which was just exposed in Ukraine, as well as NATO’s failure to support the United States. This administration has been pursuing peace talks to end the war in Ukraine. The fact is, many NATO countries are willing to accept weaponry but are unwilling to negotiate peace. Those who advocate for peace are always on the winning side of history.

@TCHouOpen 15

Morning scenes on the 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚.

@WallStreetApes The cleaner is trisodium and the food is sodium. Does that make a difference?

American is at Lowe’s and picks up a bag of Trisodium Phosphate, “this is to prepare surfaces for cleaning. It's also a heavy duty cleaner, and it's a degreaser.” She then heads to Walmart and shows it’s also put in many of our food products, it’s right there in the ingredients FYI it’s always in many General Mills cereals, here are just a few items Cheerios Cinnamon Toast Crunch Lucky Charms Cocoa Puffs Trix Reese’s Puffs Frosted Flakes Kraft American Cheese Oscar Mayer Hot Dogs Wonder Bread

@TCHouOpen See you tomorrow for the pro-am!

Every detail matters..👀

@KennethRWebster @CurrentRevolt Don't worry about the curry

@CurrentRevolt What is happening?! I’m beginning to think maybe we shouldn’t eat at sketchy low budget Indian food restaurants anymore

I interviewed the owner of the Indian restaurant featured in the viral video showing an employee urinating outside in public:

@alx Economy seating? No thank you.

‘I’m going to Cuba to show solidarity with the people suffering from poverty and blackouts by staying in a luxury hotel with electricity and driving around in a tour bus pointing at the people in the streets while recording them with my iPhone.’

@QuantumTumbler What if you experience physics?

Metaphysics ≠ physics. Experience ≠ explanation. If you mix them, you lose both.

@TCHouOpen I’m a standard bearer and am looking forward to the tournament!

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@todayyearsold Mine ran away with the dish

I was today years old when I learned if you put a wooden spoon over boiling water, it won't spill over 🧐

@RichOToole Taco King

I actually would like to live in Tulsa one day. That city is lit and great live music.

Is 3i Atlas still sending aliens to earth?

@KHOU Any local news to report?

A Tennessee woman got her Starbucks delivered by a 78-year-old man named Richard. She wanted to tip him $200 and then found out his story. khou.com/article/news/n…

@BrokenMachine @SQUiD_1337 @Battlefield best of luck

Excited to be in @SQUiD_1337 Battlefield 6 Cash Cup! ONLY in @Battlefield Challenges LIVE for $15,000! #ad Randomised Teams + 16 creators = ABSOLUTE MEME. 19th March 18:00 GMT // 13:00 EST // 10:00 PST ➡️ youtube.com/TheBrokenMachi…

@CharlieHSilver not happening

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@RichOToole Mine is still on the fridge. Much appreciated!

2 different people got it. Great work!

@NWSHouston Where is all the wind? 8pm in cypress and nothing.

Aviso Especial Marítimo incluye Bahía de Galveston hasta las 9:45 PM CDT

@MrProWestie What an epic moment

I was screaming and crying 😭 What a moment for Max Dowman 👏