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@coolhanderik

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doomer
doomer@uncledoomer·
cell phone companies when you threaten to switch carriers:
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🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️
Only 14 percent of ALL workers in the trades make over 100k a year. The average is closer to 50k a year. Do not let conservatives lie to you. Go to college. Get an education. Do not break your body down for 25 dollars an hour.
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Patrick Doran
Patrick Doran@lunch_enjoyer·
Director Christopher Nolan claims he has never used The Sybian. “I never had any interest in that. pretty much has nothing to do with my whole thing.” Source: @Popcrave
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miss worm
miss worm@missus_wormy·
when I was in 5th grade I went down a YouTube rabbit hole from aliens -> pineal gland fluoride calcification and my aunt was my dentist so I told her at my cleaning that I didn’t want any fluoride so it wouldn’t calcify my pineal gland and ever since she’s hated me
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The Best
The Best@Thebestfigen·
The truest thing Nietzsche ever said; "If you ki*ll a cockroach, you're a hero. If you kil*l a butterfly, you're evil. Therefore, morality has aesthetic standards."
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AthletesInSpace
AthletesInSpace@AthletesInSpace·
I’ve said this before, but I genuinely will never understand the right-wing giddiness around destroying the planet & its biodiversity The fact that we even exist as a species on this rare, habitable planet is a miracle & one we aren’t sure exists anywhere else in the universe
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Thomas White
Thomas White@len0killer·
Hitting weed pen in 2016: Best of Bob Marley on SoundCloud, send puppy filter Snapchat video to friend who will die next year Hitting weed pen in 2026: Buy an exotic soda cookbook, Ghostwrite new song for Sade called “Your Love is a Phone”
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your cousin Vinny
your cousin Vinny@muddaub·
the problem with this scrimp and save mentality is that my landlord can raise my rent by 10% every year for no reason. no matter what you save, they find a way to take it from you.
Joel Berry@JoelWBerry

A little-known hack: 2 slices of Aldi wheat bread: $0.17 3 oz of Aldi deli turkey: $0.86 1 slices Aldi cheddar: $0.15 1 condiment of your choice: $0.02 1 apple: $0.53 1 hard boiled egg: $0.14 5 carrot sticks: $0.17 Cold water from the tap: $0.01 Total: $2.05 You can do this.

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matt grenier
matt grenier@matt_grenier·
The moment when Homer loses it because Burns doesn’t know his name is maybe the only time he transcends his lovable buffoon archetype and becomes an almost Arthur Miller-ian rendition of the American Everyman. It really feels like this was meant to be the show’s grand statement.
Mr. Chau@Srirachachau

Arguably their finest hour. Does a fantastic job not just telling a compelling mystery, but digs into both the family and the entire community of Springfield. Also just funny as hell and incredibly cinematic

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Mac
Mac@GoodPoliticGuy·
why the actual fuck is a Fox News guest wearing a sophisticated full head mask
Mr. Sausage@MrSausageGet

WTF

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mariana Z
mariana Z@mariana057·
I was arguing with a guy at a bar. He said he was a big pop star in the 80s. I didn’t believe him, but he was adamant…
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