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@Arsenal What are you going to learn that you haven't learn in the past six years ,that you to play ball forward? Huh

💬 “We need to learn, we need to be very critical of ourselves, and then pick ourselves up, because on Wednesday we have another big one." -Mikel Arteta

@UG_confesses Some guys make that of domesticating zebras that should be left in the wild

Seriously this stuff of hoping to change people. Thinking you're the special one that turns me into a proper woman. 😄 First time you saw me was at a party giving your married friend a handjob. Now you're surprised we got together and found out I'm cheating?

@UG_confesses Bones

Science people, why is this always the case?

@UTDTrey Be careful what you wish for

God please I’m willing to sacrifice Man United’s Premier League title next season for Arsenal to go trophyless again this season

@CallmeAmigos @mesachb20 @observerug What kind of myopic thinking have you got in your brain ,ok if that's so then musevenis government also copied from the US government cause they've been working together for so long

@coolmanrefrige3 @mesachb20 @observerug & I wouldn't blame them for that.. given the fact that we all know the US is the biggest sponsor of terrorism in modern history & the nup president left for the US calling himself a Rebel btw..

Ggaba killer first paid his child’s admission fee before slaughtering 4 children. Christopher Okello Onyu, 34, a resident of Nwoya district, reportedly visited the school two days earlier seeking admission for his child. “After paying, he pretended to leave but instead changed direction, went to the seesaw where the children were playing, and began stabbing them”. Onyu reportedly warned that even if he were killed, many similar attacks would still be carried out against Ugandans observer.ug/news/ggaba-kil…

@Arsenal My worst fear has come to pass ,why award him manager of the month at the end of the season

Mikel Arteta has won the Premier League Manager of the Month award for March 🏅 Congratulations to Mikel and his team 👏

@UG_confesses Man me too

Good afternoon admin, I want your help, i am a man I have a big bum. I really want to reduce it. Any help. Its totally inconveniencing

@DouglasLwangaUg @URA_CG @URAuganda @NBLUganda @CocaColaBevUg @unmfederationug @NCSUganda1 @Kasuku256 @nbstv @kasiryeadamkad @MBU It all started with the promoters going to gulu to meet Saleh

Observation: Over 54% of Uganda’s artists depend on live performances as their primary source of income. For years, Uganda led the East African region in hosting frequent, multi artist events especially during peak seasons like Easter and Christmas. Back then a single artist could perform at up to seven shows in one day, driven by high demand and a vibrant events ecosystem. But this Easter weekend tells a different story. There are noticeably fewer concerts and large scale events happening across the country. This isn’t just a seasonal dip it raises a bigger question about the health of Uganda’s live music economy. If live shows have been the backbone of ug artists earnings, what does this decline mean for the music industry, URA, Tourism, Beverage companies(Beer and soda), media and other beneficiaries from these live events. What really happened? where do we go from here? #NBSAfter5

@mesachb20 @observerug They want to place these attacks on NUP

@observerug But what could be the motive for this barbaric act 😭

@UG_confesses Hr olabika gwe bakujjamu😂

I am HR. There's this really nice looking girl at office that has pretty much taken every guy's money here. She plays on her attractiveness to ask them for loans & she never pays back. A few months back a new guy joined us. He ended up a victim too. And he never 'ate'. It pained

@JPOfficial256 @ntvuganda @Omumuli_NTV @DavidLumansi @senelvis @Damba_Allan @DeoDdamba @DidiUganda @DifferenceOffi3 It's one of my favorite shows on ntv

Dear @ntvuganda , this show needs more time. My humble request tuba tukyanyumilwa mbu and they leave 😔Big up to @Omumuli_NTV @DavidLumansi @DenisBbosa1 @senelvis

@UG_confesses 😂😂

For years I have been showing off while in line for the Kyadondo kigele (molokony) and saying "I want two cameltoes".. I thought people just didn't know what it's called. I've been wrong 🤦🏽‍♀️. Now I understand all the weird looks

@DeadlineDayLive Match fixing being one of the reasons Italian football has gone down the drain

🚨 In 2011, the Italian legend Roberto Baggio 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗖𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗙𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗢𝗙 𝗜𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗔𝗡 𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗧𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗟. 🇮🇹😪🔻 Appointed to head Italy's technical sector with a clear objective, he resigned three years later and declared: 🗣️ "𝗧𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗱𝗶𝗱𝗻'𝘁 𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝗺𝗲 𝗲𝘅𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗶𝘀𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝗱 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲, 𝗜 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱𝗻'𝘁 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝘂𝗲.” ❌ The former Ballon d’Or winner had presented a 900-page report to propose: 🔸A complete overhaul of Italian academies and clubs 🔸A national program for young attackers 🔸The reform of coach training 🔸The modernisation of scouting, drawing inspiration from Spanish and Dutch models Today, Italy is facing an unprecedented generational low. (Source: @footmercato)

@basajjaaa @MawulaJames That's retail price even those milk factories buy at 1k or 900 ugx when its in plenty

@MawulaJames 2,000/-

The milk truck carries a total of 20,000 Ltrs of milk, a litre is on ushs. 3,500/= , that’s Ushs 70,000,000/=. It has one driver and 2 turnboys who are unarmed. And since it’s a Monday i won’t tell you everything 😊.

@GoonerEG These beautiful passes never won us any trophies

Ozil saw passes that no one saw

This 🙌

@Sudhirntv Those floods will never leave until Those factories leave

Floods cut off the Jinja road near Banda. Use Ntinda

@im_vensor These deals don't make any sense they get canceled along the way

Uganda and Nigeria have finalized a major dairy agreement for Uganda to export 200,000 tonnes of powdered milk, valued at approximately $1 billion, to Nigeria. This is the Africa we want.

@UG_confesses They'd just eat some bumwanyi and milondo that kept them horny without having to imagine any shit .

How did our grandfathers even get horny and turned on with all the women dressed in long, heavy shit that won't allow you to even imagine a thing?

@WelBeast He gave it to his mentor

Some you win, some you lose. We pick ourselves up and go again. We have a league title to win.