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Alfie🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@copymenace

Informal Copywriter and Creative Strategist for D2C and B2B businesses. Part time shitposter too

England Katılım Ağustos 2024
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Nicky Martinez
Nicky Martinez@Ncky_Mrtnez·
@GrammarHippy It writes better first drafts. But it takes a human to know which draft to throw away
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George Ten
George Ten@GrammarHippy·
Claude writes better copy than I do. Butttt… It’s not Claude writing. It’s the best copywriters to ever live who are. It’s so good that after writing copy for 13 years - I never write copy anymore. Ever. Ads. Sales letters. VSLs. Everything. Let me show you how.
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Youssef
Youssef@YoussefEcom·
are you (or do you know) a Creative Strategist? we’re an 8-figure supplement brand looking for someone who understands Supplements / Direct response / leverage AI we’re scaling fast and launching new brands + a ton of new angles this year. could be a great opportunity for the right person. if you're hungry and dangerous: DM me + reply “Creative” so I know it's you. if you know someone who's perfect for this, please tag them or share this
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Alfie🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
Why the f*ck do people post jobs on LinkedIn, Where they advertise for a remote copywriter. Then they proceed to say "MUST be living in my country". Bro, Does my copy automatically get better if I write it in Mumbai? Idiots bruv. The point of remote is you can work anywhere u want
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Brian
Brian@briantrinh_·
🚨 IF YOU'RE A CREATIVE STRATEGIST i'm looking for the top 1% creative strategists to get into my network. we have brand opportunities lined up. DM me.
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Alfie🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
Most businesses suck at marketing because of one thing. And it's not because of some bullshit like "the aLgoRhItHm HaTeS mE". It's because you write about too many problems. Let me explain it to you like you're 5 years old: You bring up the topic, for example, protein powder. You talk about one problem, for example, most protein powders give you the shits. Then the solution, which is your protein powder. Then instead of listing ONE problem... Either you or your copywriter lists a fucking thousand. "Most protein powders give you the shits, They also taste like garbage, And have all these ingredients in." Notice how I didn't go DEEP there? But if I go deep on ONE problem: "You see, most protein powder these days give you the shits. And it's because of X, So you're choosing between getting enough protein, Or spending half an hour on the toilet every morning chenching your stomach." GO DEEP.
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Alfie🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
Don't be afraid to swear in your copy. Because: 1- makes you sound more human 2- AUTOMATICALLY makes you sound non-AI 3- separates you from corporate dorks who are too scared to say the wrong thing. Fucking swear all the mother fucking time. FUCKMAXXING FUCK
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Ed
Ed@TheEdPill·
The consistent shit grey weather in England is mostly a blessing, I run 100 miles from my computer as soon as the sun comes out like today. Hard to get anything done in paradise.
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Alfie🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
Why do some people on LinkedIn post job boards, Then add "you must have a degree for this job"? You're hiring a copywriter with an entrepreneurial mindset, Not a dull-eyed office drone who doesn't care about generating results for you deep down. Skills >>>> degrees.
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Emilia Lyzwa
Emilia Lyzwa@growthwithemi·
@copymenace exactly, thats why its so annoying. Plus its not unique AT ALL! it ALL sounds the same bruh
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Emilia Lyzwa
Emilia Lyzwa@growthwithemi·
I’m so sick of ChatGPT copy. ESPECIALLY on LinkedIn. Copywriters copy and pasting AI copy thinking they’ll get clients 🥲 I can’t emphasise how bad this looks for you.
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Reece
Reece@Reecebrah·
Real bravery is where ur willing to take a sh*t The lowest T men can only poop at home Autists and social anxiety types Average mfs may be willing to drop one in a nice hotel lobby or upscale grocery store But the bravest of men The conquerors Will sh*t at the gas station
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