DIKE MITKA

@utbdoug969 @found_it_funny RIP to Norm and Bob.. and glad that Bob was able to find that dude’s son 🙏

@found_it_funny RIP to both of them.. Such a great force in comedy

Follow up @coachacieearl who is a celebrated author, took his book-writing skills to the league when he was texting buddies wife asking to suck on her titties 😂 dude’s an old creep

Random thought, but I remember when Iowa basketball legend@coachacieearl sexually harassed my friend’s wife and now I hear he’s harassing random bartenders in Iowa city for not putting lemons on his water and calling them racist. Justice for acie and lemons!

Had the honor of speaking to the @NDFootball team about the importance of Special Teams, the NFL, and what it means for me to create evidence in everything you do

@_willcompton @NDFootball Ultimate work hard play hard guy

What's a 24 or 495? 🤔🤔

@BarstoolBigCat I start my mornings with Kap and J Hood before switching to PMT when I drop my kid off. Kap is like an extra cup of coffee. TAKE THAT.

Kap is the best. Never back down from a hot take. Never give in!

@ThomasD8823214 @ShooterMcGavin @SantiagoAuFund Go be gay somewhere else

@ShooterMcGavin @SantiagoAuFund I’m a dad and I don’t get it. 4 days of watching the same boring activity for hours on end ?? I’d rather stick needles in my eyes. Just tell me when the last 4 holes of the entire tournament are on. Then I’ll watch.

Dads returning to their families after watching four straight days of Masters coverage

IT guy: So now you press any button to continue. Me: *Presses power button.* IT guy:

public speaking skills 10/10

So did the astronauts just go to the moon to make sure it was still there or what was the purpose of the mission

@E720Economy @barstoolsports Yes

@barstoolsports Do PMT fans actually like Max?

A $40,000 PUTT FROM MAX DOLENTE! TEAM YOUNG WINS THE BARSTOOL MINI GOLF OPEN!

@CollinRugg Throw him into quicksand or a wood chipper, legs first.

NEW: FedEx driver who is accused of abducting and strangling a seven-year-old girl, puts his face in his hand as a photo is displayed of him driving her to her death. 7-year-old Athena Strand was seen standing behind Tanner Horner in his FedEx truck. Athena was allegedly snatched by Horner when he was delivering a Barbie doll to her home in Paradise, Texas. Horner initially claimed that he accidentally hit the girl with the truck before "panicking" and pulling her into the vehicle. He said he then strangled her in the vehicle and dumped the body 7 miles from the home. The photo, however, shows that Athena was alert in the truck and did not appear to have been struck by the truck. Wise County District Attorney James Stainton says the jury will see footage on the day of the killing, depicting the moment Athena was strangled to death. "Somebody covered up the camera because they don't want you to see. Guess what? Audio is still running, and you're going to hear it. You're going to hear what a 250-pound man can do to a 67-pound child," he said. "And when I say it's horrible, I mean it. I've been doing this for 25 years, and I promise you, buckle up." Horner qualifies for the death penalty.

Me blacked out in the back of my Uber asking if it’s been a busy night

@shannonsharpeee Don’t worry these Iowa boys are at fucking Dairly Queen right now getting fattened up lol. See you maniacs in the trenches.

Them kids out in Florida are DIFFERENT 😭🔥

@AHeels8 @CBBcontent @MattNorlander Just gonna drop this here, lil cunt.

@CBBcontent @MattNorlander Doesn’t want the pressure, SOFT

Iowa head coach Ben McCollum turned down an interview from North Carolina, per @MattNorlander. Iowa City has their guy for good. 🤝

Me hitting on a bartender by asking what she does for a living: