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Arthur 😃👍
@corollaries13
Heterosexual. Not Gay. Does Open Mics Sometimes.
Earth Katılım Mayıs 2023
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@SwannMarcus89 The bookshelves are where he keeps his dog collars
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Friendly reminder this guy has multiple bookshelves in his streaming room that contain zero actual books
I legitimately don’t think he’s read a book cover to cover since college. Most performative grifter on Earth lol
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They need to stop letting people who aren't comedians do the monologues. Just go straight to the sketches. None of these people should be trying to do stand up if they're a singer/actor.
Pop Base@PopBase
Olivia Rodrigo’s SNL monologue.
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@eigenrobot Thank you for standing up for us. Women need to learn to take no for an answer.
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"why dont stupid men notice when women flirt" have you considered the possibility that they do and when they dont respond theyre just trying to let you down easy? that theyre simply not interested in you specifically.
did you even ask for consent
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@GarrettPetersen After you kill someone you can do an animation over their dead body. People used to teabag in call of duty before they introduced stuff like this
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Fortnite is a Battle Royale game, right? So why is there dancing?
Shiina@ShiinaBR
The Stateside Fortnite emote is based on Alysa Liu's performance at the Winter Olympics Exhibition Gala
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Let’s see if they’ll get the manager this time.
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None of these people ever explain what napping means. Am I supposed to be ASLEEP for 25 minutes or just trying to sleep for 25 minutes? There's a big difference between the two. There's no chance I can fall asleep that fast anyway.
Mikli@CryptoMikli
Sleep doctor reveals how drinking coffee and taking a quick nap can reset you for up to 4 hours “You take a cup of drip black coffee, just throw in a couple of ice cubes, right, merely to cool it down, drink it as fast as you can, then immediately take a 25 minute nap. The adenosine that’s built up in your brain will burn through while you’re napping, and caffeine, since it’s so close in molecular structure, can fit into that receptor site. It blocks any new adenosine. You’re good for four hours, guaranteed” “I use it with every CEO that I work with. Let’s say you only got three hours of sleep the other night and you’ve got a big presentation to do or an award ceremony or something like that, you can do a nappa latte for about 25 minutes or so, and you will feel much better”
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Why the fuck is anyone on ozempic. Adderall does all of this for 1/5 of the cost plus you can jack off for 8 hours straight
bone@boneGPT
started retatrutide >eating is optional >drinking feels gross >smoking weed feels dumb >gambling feels like it's for the goyim woke up with the sunrise, going for a walk
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@justalexoki Anyone who's inconsistent with lifting should Mike Mentzer max. Literally changed everything for me. Couldn't stick to a routine when I was trying to do 10-20 sets per muscle group per week and my progress was slower too
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It's the weather
Dashy™️🦥@Dashytwo
The lakers being LeBron’s longest tenured team will never not be crazy to me
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Arthur 😃👍 retweetledi
if you're a reasonably creative person (most people are), & you do absolutely nothing for an extended stretch of time (even a few hours), eventually an idea will come & pester you into action & you'll end up doing something that looks very much like work but doesn't feel like it
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@BecomingCritter I'll talk to them. We'll see if we can work something out.
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People are mad at him for this and then simultaneously say that they don't like dishonest politicians
Pick one! You can't have both!!
Headquarters@HQNewsNow
Ohio Gov. candidate Vivek Ramaswamy slams Ohio: "Ohio is a good state, I can't say it's the best state."
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Child molester community hasn't really been innovating since the AOL days. They had candy in vans, AOL, and since then NOTHING. Discord is just another messaging platform.
Epstein was the only one who tried something new.
Jay 🕋☪️✈️@jay_kobbe
And a new age of child melosting began
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i actually think a hot girl snagging a fat guy off hinge to put him on peptides would pay off way better
would be like starting the US in 1776
soby@soby0x
Might snag a fat girl off hinge and put her on peptides Basically like mining Bitcoin in 2010
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