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@michaeldf88 @CoachMullinsPhD You are still legally responsible

@CoachMullinsPhD Had a parent once say they'd "try" to be back before practice ended. Told him when practice ended I'm leaving. I'm a coach not a babysitter and if he didn't like it to take it up with the league director. I repeat it to the parents all the time. I'm an unpaid volunteer.

Absolute WORST feeling in the world for any coach. Me: hey (athlete) how far is mom/dad? Athlete: I don’t know. Me: …umm what do you mean you don’t know?… Athlete: blank stare

@redgreenbl35768 @JohnKiriakou Hey retard he was never kidnapped

The photo on the left is of @JohnKiriakou before he had his stomach removed. He says it's because his diabetes was out-of-control. Here's what I say: -My kidnappers injected me with insulin at nerve bundles to cause pain and nerve damage -They were injecting him with insulin 1/5

@MrsJLovesJesus @TriStanky2002 @ToddLlewellyn You are out of touch most windows done professionally are 300-500 that’s like 1 house a day

@TriStanky2002 @ToddLlewellyn The going rate for windows where I live is $4.50-$6 per pane. You would have to clean 8 average houses per day (approx exterior 20 panes), 5 days per week, 50 weeks each year. Where I live you have about 5 months of warm enough weather. You’d have to do $1000/day in windows

my biggest pet peeve with the small business x community is when people talk about top line revenue but make it sound like it is profit: "I made $150k last year cleaning windows" No you didn't

@keat336 @maryisbananas Paying for a flight guarantees a seat. Paying for the seat gurantees the seat.

@maryisbananas So with spirit, if you pay for a seat. It only guarantees that you have a seat they don’t have to keep your seat just giving you a seat is their guarantee. They also can change times of flights anytime they want to.

I paid for extra leg room for both my husband and I for our flight home to FLL. Our seats were 10A and 10C. Upon checking into my flight just now, I see that Spirit has changed my seat to 34A?! How does that make sense? And there are no other seats available.

@Jyssicawithay @BrathBonespurs @HustleBitch_ lol now you’re just randomly lying. Her decision is dumb and I think she’s probably being forced out BUT you’re just yapping to yap

@BrathBonespurs @HustleBitch_ And Disability.

🚨 SOLDIER QUITS THE ARMY AFTER 19 YEARS — JUST ONE YEAR BEFORE FULL RETIREMENT A woman just posted a video saying she’s leaving the U.S. Army after 19 years of service. People keep telling her the same thing: “Just stay one more year.” Because hitting 20 years means full military retirement benefits. But she says they don’t understand what happened after her deployment to Afghanistan. According to her, the trauma followed her home and she stayed in a system that “literally broke me.” Now she says she has nothing left to give. Her final words in the video: “I’m done. I can finally take this off. I’m free.” Then she drops one last line that caught everyone off guard. “I’m gonna go get my septum pierced.” Now the clip is spreading online as veterans and civilians argue over the same question: Is walking away one year before retirement… freedom, or the worst decision she’ll ever make?

@lyndseyfifield @PhilHollowayEsq Not true

@PhilHollowayEsq I'm working to get the court transcript—which I will publish here as soon as I have it in case my understanding is incorrect. There was a lot of discussion before and after this happened but I vividly remember they said my testimony was tainted by my IDing him in that manner.

When I was a few weeks postpartum with my second child, I bundled us both up and waddled into the Fairfax County Circuit Court to testify against a man who had accosted my then-toddler daughter and I in a public bathroom while I was heavily pregnant. When I arrived I was brought into a room with his other victims and found out he had assaulted a woman in the same bathroom. I suddenly felt I had been lucky. The arresting officer who had also interviewed me weeks prior was clearly eager to do everything right to keep this guy off the street—he found additional witnesses, pulled surveillance footage, followed every step to the letter. It was physically painful and difficult for me to even be there—trying to discreetly feed and soothe my two week-old for 6 hours on hard benches when we should both be home in bed. It was also terrifying discreetly breastfeeding in the same room as this monster. When I finally took the stand, the attorney for the Commonwealth asked me if the man who was in the bathroom that day was in the room. I paused, confused—because I knew what was going to happen next. The courtroom had been packed all day but as case after case was handled, ours was the last one—now it was just the judge, court reporter, bailiff, the defendant, his lawyer, the Commonwealth attorney, and I. The arresting officer wasn't in the room. The other victim and her husband had been given a new court date and sent home. I adjusted my baby against my chest and looked at her as she repeated the question: Do you see the man you reported to police in this room today? Why was she doing this? What was she doing? I was sweating in my oversized cashmere nursing sweater and I felt prickles down my back. Everyone was staring at me. I'm not a lawyer. She asked me a question... and she was “on my side” so I should answer it, right? I adjusted my baby again to give myself a free hand—and I pointed to him. And just as I expected, his lawyer immediately pointed out there was nobody else present in the courtroom who it could be and therefore we had violated his constitutional right to due process. The judge agreed. Hell, *I* agreed—but then I asked WHY hadn't the Commonwealth given me a photo array to choose from? Why did she ASK that? Too late. It didn't matter that he was on surveillance footage entering the bathroom before us and pushing past us as we fled. He was set free. As I walked out of the court room the arresting officer spotted me from down the hall and ran over to me “Is it back in this courtroom? Is it starting?” No, I told him, it's already over. He had been sent to another courtroom “by mistake.” He didn't even get a chance to testify. He looked horrified. The Commonwealth attorney and “victims advocate” that morning assured us they were going to fight for us. They were SO SORRY this had happened to us. They were SO GRATEFUL that I had come to testify in my condition. Instead they seemingly intentionally let the monster walk free. It's been two years. Yesterday he was released on bail for yet another crime—one of at least THIRTEEN he's committed since that day in court—including sexual abuse of a child under 15. His arrest record from just the last 5 years spans four pages on the Virginia court website. Look at how many women—and CHILDREN—he's victimized since that day. Look how many times his victims have gone to court just as I did only to see him set free again and again and again. This is NOT happening by accident. This is deliberate.

@MrCArmstrong @financedystop I’m not sure you’ve been to Texas bud

I'm a Texan, and I don't eat any of this junk. I'm also not aware of anyone else who does—the closest I've ever heard of as a signature Texan breakfast is Texas toast, and even then, I don't know anyone who eats it. Texas is a big state, so it's easy to overgeneralize, but this? Tell me steak, BBQ, or Whataburger are Texan, and then I'll believe you.

This guy is shocked by a Texas breakfast, basically a hot dog and cheese stuffed inside sweet bread.

@JacobNagro @EdgarMTG Those were intentional draws not real draws. I’m assuming you’re an FNM or EDH pro lol

@EdgarMTG How many minutes do you think were wasted cheating? Pretty funny to get a draw when you probably spent a few minutes tutoring at least

This dude vamp'd 4 times and still didn't win the match, is Living End the most fraudulent deck of all time

@Empirestatebrf @Rightanglenews No.

@corycreshaw @Rightanglenews Because I use proper grammar?

BREAKING - New Yorkers are now signing up to shovel snow for Mamdani, only to be handed shovels by the city, pretend to work, go home, and collect a free paycheck at $30 an hour.

@Empirestatebrf @Rightanglenews You are a bot

@Rightanglenews Mamdani caught a lot of flak after the last storm—20+ inches and brutal cold—and cleanup lagged. Paying New Yorkers $30/hr to shovel is a practical surge response: more hands on deck and money in residents’ pockets. That’s not “free pay,” it’s emergency staffing.

@painterzservant @wizards_magic Have you always been dumb?

If we don't get a high volume mox opal reprint before Modern rcq season that would be incredibly irresponsible @wizards_magic. It costs the same as a dual land now, what are we doing.

@PitifulScream97 @phusonAz @Pat_Egan So what

@phusonAz @Pat_Egan Hi, I have a question! Why would you say that to someone you don’t know? For all you know that guy could be one straw away from suicide or maybe battling REAL LIFE. Sometimes a simple “tweet” can be the difference between destroying someone’s spirit. Is that your intention?

It’s just beyond fucking weird. I say it every time, because I can’t be the only one that finds it weird.

@JAA2027 @mars23tele @onlinenow99 Epstein, bad. Child rapist, bad. Woman in this video, full grown adult.

@mars23tele @onlinenow99 Hey dipshit…it’s illegal to date a minor. Hope this helps, you creepy pedo bootlicker.

A new scandal in the Epstein files… and this photo is at the center of it.

@UrzasMeine I mean he’s a ladies man so

Owen Turtenwald is friending my girlfriend on Facebook in 2026. Not on my bingo card.

@CedricAPhillips @sagesteele I love like almost all your takes but this one makes no sense at all. I’m a big bad bunny fan but to somehow know and memorize all of his songs performed in a language the majority of the country doesn’t know makes no sense when subtitles exist.

@sagesteele I won’t apologize for my ability to consistently self educate Give it a try sometime. If you did, you wouldn’t have needed the crutch of subtitles to enjoy the most streamed artist on the planet

If only there were English subtitles during the halftime show of AMERICA’s greatest sporting event….

@t2jaguar @CedricAPhillips @sagesteele Brother Tom that’s been the superbowl show for the last 30 years Janet Jackson’s nipple was out like 2 decades ago.

@CedricAPhillips @sagesteele All I saw was some dude grabbing his crotch and chicks sticking their asses in the camera. If you want that, go to a strip club- not in our #1 sport ( or it used to be)

@BasketHeidi @Kalshi Took mine

@Kalshi took my money from me anyone else?

@playtowinmtg I didn’t know baker mayfield played thats cool.

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@GhostOfFlappyD @RSAdiamondtales @MOA_Official1 You’re missing the point

@RSAdiamondtales @MOA_Official1 Most likely from what I can tell, it's for trafficking prostitutes under the age of 18 across borders. There looks to have been a lot of that going on.

The reason there hasn't been any arrests as a result of the Epstein files is because a majority of the things in the files are unverified tips and testimony, not hard evidence.

@LastManBalling @Harry_Hogg46 @WrestleSeek I mean I like Brock so it was bearable but many times the crowd boo’d and chanted stand them up which means objectively yes it was very boring. Not even controversial.

@Harry_Hogg46 @WrestleSeek If you think this is boring, I don’t know what to say youtu.be/WD2-K7dsqYM?si…

18 years ago today, Brock Lesnar made his UFC debut against Frank Mir. Lesnar would tap out in just 90 seconds after Mir locked in a kneebar submission.