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"If you're studying my game, you're entering my game, and I'm better at it than you." Great quote from @tferriss podcast

RT for a chance to win this helmet signed by TE1! #WPMOYChallenge x @Nationwide x @tkelce

@ANTaormina Yeah, I think the key is to shake your hands off at the sink first.

Has anyone ever been able to dry their hands with just one sheet from the automatic paper towel dispenser?

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If Travis Kelce scores a touchdown in today’s game, I’ll give away one of my 11x14 limited edition 1587 prints to someone who reposts this post and is following me! Prints are available now through Dec. 1st only! 🏈 caitlynsnellingart.com #ChiefsKingdom

@Devindra definitely a bad day to catch up on last week’s After Dark. You were so optimistic about the election, even more than @jeffcannata for Kamala. Oh well, it was still touching and I appreciate you guys bringing these topics up.

Holy…Listen to every word. This is exactly right. White men: start handling your boys. (If you are offended by this, you might be the problem.)

@jeffcannata Just because he’s not running as a democrat. Half the country thinks democrats are trying to hike up your taxes to pay for welfare programs they don’t believe in.

When he says your kids are being forced to get sex change operations in school...or that migrants are eating your pets...or that FEMA is your enemy...or a thousand other absurd claims he wants you to believe... Step back for a minute. Forget what he's saying to you. Focus on what he's saying ABOUT you. He's saying you're gullible. That you lack critical thinking skills. That you're an idiot. That you'll dance to his tune when he feeds your prejudice. When he preys on your fears. That he can manipulate you. For your money. For your vote. He isn't a president. He is a predator. Predators do not belong in the White House.

I always wondered how Hitler got away with it - then I watched millions of people cheer as Trump said that immigrants were poisoning the lifeblood of the country, and I understood. I also used to think Trump’s followers would realize they’ve been conned, but now I’m unsure.

@HomelandDems Unfortunately for my republican family and friends, they think both sides lie, if not more common with democrats. I have yet to find a way to change their minds yet.

Complete lies

@Tom_Hunsberger @ChaseDaniel Kinda like a Deion Sanders?

@ChaseDaniel He should play CB but also be on the field for 10-15 offensive plays a game as well. You were definitely categorically wrong on your prediction tho 😂

Ok I was wrong…maybe Colorado is actually good. Travis Hunter should be the #1 overall pick….but what position should he play??

People always ask us why we're so against Trump and why we've taken a side. Well, here is your fucking answer:

Dear Trump supporters, this is what you are teaching your children to think is presidential. 😳

Guys like you make me hate my Church

@A_heist If your fiancé wants a fall wedding, there’s no other option. Plus, winter weddings are too cold and summer weddings are too hot if you want nice outdoor photos with dresses and suits.

Loser take by Fred. We get 12 sacred fall Saturdays. All we ask is to pick one of the other 40.

@rrheisler @brianstelter Trump lies all the time. That’s why it’s not a story.

@brianstelter Why is it so hard for them to avoid the word salad and just get to the actual thing: Trump lied. That's the story.

"everything about the story was false"

I dunno, seems like the GOP nominee for president expansively praising authoritarian and violently repressive strongman rule, and suggesting our country would benefit from it, should maybe be front page news

As a proud Christian, I’m deeply ashamed of my state senator. Keep the separation between religion and state.