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@ThamesVP hello. Please can you investigate this bloke as surely saying intimidating would be council workers hanging from lampposts simply because they are going to be removing flags from lampposts is threatening behaviour

@KeeleyDonovan hi Keeley please on tonight's weather please can you wish my mum Doreen Myerscough a happy birthday. I know Molly normally adds a new place to the weather map and as Myerscough is in Lancashire please can you add it to the map tonight.

#BhamCityCouncil why is it taking over seven months to resolve a complaint regarding flooding on the highway which was reported in July 2025. @BhamCityCouncil

@icelandFoods am still waiting for someone to acknowledge a c complaint I made 7 days ago

#bbcqt so the panel for the first time doesn't include a government MP? Would BBC have dared not to give the Tory Party a platform even when they were tanking in the polls at the end of the last parliament

Are you safe from Duo this year? #Duolingo365

#martinlewis Christmas should start at midnight on Christmas Eve/ Day and end 24 hours later so much pressure for people to have the perfect Christmas, by getting into debt, stressing about the food etc for just one day

@Otto_English How did he find the time to be in the states and to be in the house of lords

"I farm just under 5,000 acres myself," Says multi-multimillionaire Lord Lloyd Webber, whose descendants will now presumably have to pay inheritance tax on it. The "ordinary farmers" are really out in force huh.

@DamianLow3 Tofu is woke Woke sandwich and some woke scones at the National Trust Think their heads would explode if you gave them that for Christmas

Is anything not woke in the eyes of The Mail?

@dave43law He will be on gbnews later claiming he has been cancelled

Giggles 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

#totp will be telling Morrisey to fuck right cunting off on the other place tonight the one which is a four piece boyband who had some Eurovision success and part of the title where Lucy was with diamonds by a far more successful band

@flying_rodent This Giles Goren? thenational.scot/news/19457975.…

Fuck you leftist scum, I will get paid to eat a free dinner anywhere I damn well want ✊

@GrumpyDad3 @g_gosden Les Dawson and Roy Barraclough All before the watershed unlike Mama Ru who is on after. Plus Mrs Brown but most of us would like to see that cancelled mainly because Brendan Carroll is a fucking prick

@g_gosden I really despair about our Country. It's like we've had a collective brain fart. We've had drag queens on British TV for as long as I can remember. Danny La Rue. Lily Savage. Dick Emery. The Two Ronnies were constantly in drag. It's astonishing.

You never been to a panto? you plank.

@Otto_English Now do the how much are the government giving to workers of Tesco in universal credit cos the company who made over 2bn profit can't pay it's workers a wage they can actually live on etc

What the hell is this?

@MrTibblesNewEra @daveatherton Hopefully condoms, can you imagine the hatred he'd be passing on Although what self respecting woman would let that anywhere near her vage

What on earth did you buy in there in the first place? @daveatherton

@implausibleblog anyone else notice how quiet the Tory benches have been the last couple of weeks PMQs

A selection of Kemi Badenochs arrogant and condescending remarks at #PMQs ..He has nothing to offer except platitudes ..The fact is, they do not know what they are doing ..The Prime Minister can plant as many questions as he likes, but at the end of the day I'm the one who he has to face at the despatch box ..I can prepare my questions but he needs to answer from his mind ..The Prime Minister could neither confirm nor deny whether council tax will be raised ..This is the problem with having a copy and paste chancellor ..I'm not against any of those things, of course not, none of us are against those things ..I know he's been away but has the deputy prime minister made him aware of their £2.4 billion black hole Keir Starmer, "So she doesn't want any of the measures in the budget but she wants all of the benefits? So the magic money tree is back, what, after two weeks"

@MrTibblesNewEra @IsabelOakeshott i have never had a visit from PC Sweep or any police officer maybe cos I don't post stuff which would interest the fuzz

You must be pleased it's only journalists though. You're in the clear. @IsabelOakeshott

#politicslive wonder if Bowie has stopped using twitter as much cos he was owned for being a little wee shit everytime he tried to gaslight us

#politicslive youtube.com/watch?v=OmApK1… is this the same Gareth Wyn Jones?