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@politic_animal Okay, that looks amazing. Any chance you could share the recipe please?

Never been 100% convinced that the Schwyzer Käsekuchen in my 1964 Swiss recipe book is totally authentic - it’s a sort of potato and cheese pizza on a scone base, but by god it is a beast.

@ArtfulTakedown Yes. You can only ever talk about what it is like to be married to Keanu Reeves. 😂

I have a confession - I’ve never been a fighter pilot. Also I’ve never been an astronaut. Should I stop posting about aerospace topics?

@ianvisits Thought this seemed a tad “optimistic” when it was announced, I’ll file this one under “believe it when I see it.”

Evolyn - we're buying new trains from Alstom to run through the EuroTunnel and compete with Eurostar. Alstom - umm, are you? alstom.com/press-releases…

@DJSnM Thought they’d lost a side booster, never seen them land so separated in time.

Oh man.... the booster return footage is not in focus

@DanNeidle Just imagine if HMRC got to keep even half that fine and turned it into resources for enforcing tax compliance against high net worth individuals.

Seems a repeat of Lester Piggot: taxpayer meets with HMRC and confesses all their tax sins, but omits a massive undeclared account/trust. HMRC prosecutes.

This is massive, and a huge win for HMRC.

@SurreyDetective Hello I’d like to report a crime please.

I spread some crunchy peanut butter on a choc chip shortbread. Voila! Follow me for more recipes 😋

@FryRsquared Snarky tweets are good, they should just be well researched and peer reviewed before posting.

MY BAD – Looks like I got it wrong this time: David Thomas does have four years of maths teaching experience. Apologies to him and thanks to those of you for pointing it out. THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULDN'T DO SNARKY TWEETS PEOPLE

@DBanksy There were actually 4 bridesmaids there.

Driving past a Malton wedding venue today and outside having a sly fag are two bridesmaids clad in dresses that can only be described as olive drab. The bride obviously decided that she is the main event and they have to blend into the background.

@DBanksy You’re not a GB News presenter, you’re just a very naughty boy!

I’ve been suspended by GB News, and so has my wife

@calvinrobinson And nothing of value was lost.

I have been suspended from GB News.

@simonharris_mbd Shit, at this rate I’m going to have to put a hundreds column on my “hours since GBeebies had a colossal balls-up” counter.

@GBNEWS When are you suspending Martin Branning?

GB News has formally suspended Laurence Fox while we continue our investigation into comments he made on the channel last night. Mr Fox's suspension is effective immediately and he has been taken off air. We will be apologising formally to Ms Evans today.

@AvaSantina There’s two smirking voices of disdain on show there, and neither of them are yours. @Ofcom should do something but they are an utter waste of space.

Laurence Fox just did a whole speech on GB News on why men apparently won’t shag me ?

@Evie_tweeting ALL HANDS TO CUDDLE STATIONS, I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

CHIHUAHUA IN THE OFFICE THIS IS NOT A DRILL

@DJSnM If a Dad joke is subtle, it’s not a proper dad joke!

Shocked at the number of serious responses that just didn’t get the joke here. Perhaps my dad jokes are too subtle.

@ITVNewsPolitics Jesus wept, do they not teach ministers anything these days? Media training 101: If you’re in a room with a mic and/or a camera, assume they are recording at all times, and act appropriately. Just because the interview has finished, doesn’t mean the recording has.

Education secretary Gillian Keegan is recorded on camera saying others ‘have been sat on their a***s’ on schools Raac crisis and shares frustration about not being thanked for doing ‘a f***ing good job’ itv.com/news/2023-09-0…

@beardsandennui @ChrisHewittLFC Villa were in the League Cup midweek. On a positive note, it means that we can avoid the chuckle brothers (Neville/Carragher) commentary and analysis.

@ChrisHewittLFC If its not televised then why the shit was it moved to Sunday?

That’s a Super Sunday, alright

@elizabeth_bert Happy Birthday! How do you feel about your pictures being “retouched” for publishing? I’m getting in to photography and feel uncomfortable with the level of editing I see other togs do.

@SharonThresher @emilykmay Totally agree, it’s just yet another example of double standards in society.

I wish that it was socially acceptable for women to have gray hair bc unfortunately nobody is referring to us as “silver vixens.” also when you start graying *young* and have dark hair, do you know how expensive it is?! (ASK ME HOW I KNOW)