Covert Comedy

@yepitszack I'm just gonna make up horrible stories about things you did

@UN @BarackObama @Oprah hey y'all I'm writing from Florida and it ain't lookin' too good out there. Can y'all like...Help Us? Please?

Be so good they can't ignore you! ❤️

Is @JoeChapowski the Anti-Christ?

It's interesting that "meme" is composed of the words "me" and "me" because it's the most selfish thing you could create about yourself.

.@SenBillNelson Please co-sponsor S. 1945 to support #MentalHealth reform this year! @NAMICommunicate

.@SenRubioPress Please co-sponsor S. 1945 to support #MentalHealth reform this year! @NAMICommunicate

.@repwebster Please co-sponsor HR 2646 to support #MentalHealth reform this year! @NAMICommunicate

@ImprovOrlando don't ever ask me to bring ten people and cut my stage time again, you buncha motherfuckers. @Improv_Orlando

Also just confirmed that @BrunchWithAlex will be signing autographs for $/Burritos/kisses/massages after the show! @Spacebarorlando

Tonight @Spacebarorlando we have @Comedianjbball, @BrunchWithAlex and Justin Lawson. Show starts at 9. Cover is $7. orlandodoesntsuck

Comics! Thanks for all the submissions! We'll be reviewing them and getting back to you in the next week. Hang tight fart pals.

Wednesday August 5th @Spacebarorlando we have Florida's Funniest Comedian JB Ball with @BrunchWithAlex & Justin Lawson. Show at 9 pm.