Judge Steve Harvey

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Judge Steve Harvey

Judge Steve Harvey

@SumukhComedy

Nobody wants to see a naked grandma. Harvard Law '81

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Judge Steve Harvey
Judge Steve Harvey@SumukhComedy·
Comedy is a difficult industry now. You can’t just do stand-up comedy to be successful. You have to be a podcaster, a content creator, a Cryptocurrency enthusiast, a conspiracy theorist, a sexual harasser, the list goes on and on.
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@TomAThakkar If there was any part to this awful ordeal that gave me joy, it was when she wrote "East Indian no wonder," and, for whatever reason, that level of dumb discrimination "triggered me" to be very proud of you, Tom.
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Judge Steve Harvey
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Sometimes people ask me who my favorite comedians are and honestly it’s the ones who are funny, stopped doing it, got another career, fell in love with a significant other, and are some of the most happy, sensible friends in my life.
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Judge Steve Harvey
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@ChezDecko They continue to get angry at the comedian when really they’re angry at the system that has changed rapidly we are all working within so either change with it in a way you’re comfortable with or don’t and shut up. Anyway, hope you’re well, Cam!
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Cam O'Connor
Cam O'Connor@ChezDecko·
Picture being a comedian that is jealous of the attention another comedian is getting for a video of them getting a beer chucked at their head. Just get back to work ya big babies.
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@MeMichaelMeyers You know you're beloved in Fort Collins, you should have been pulling for Colorado State. Then again, I agree it seems quite an inconsequential game (your tweet is from 12 hours ago and I have no interest finding out who won).
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Michael Meyers
Michael Meyers@MeMichaelMeyers·
I'm at a bar watching Colorado State vs. Nevada. All of us are here by ourselves so no one wants anyone to win.
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Judge Steve Harvey@SumukhComedy·
I don't even want to tell people I meet I'm a stand-up comedian anymore. They just ask me about hecklers. I'd rather tell them I'm a compliance analyst and watch their eyes glaze over.
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Judge Steve Harvey@SumukhComedy·
It says a lot about my relationship that we got Peacock and the first thing she watched was "Parks & Recreation" and the first thing I watched was WCW/nWo Halloween Havoc 1998.
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My professor: “My friend sent me a Netflix special of this young, kind of attractive white guy and it was awful. Just racist and obscene. I can’t think of his name?” Me: “I don’t know. You just described hundreds of Netflix specials.”
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Indian gentleman emceeing the event who will be introducing me: “I can pronounce your name but how do I say this name?” He points to “Kinane.” @kylekinane
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NBC Entertainment
NBC Entertainment@nbc·
It’s time to remake history. Quantum Leap premieres TONIGHT at 10/9c on @NBC and streaming on @Peacock.
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Judge Steve Harvey
Judge Steve Harvey@SumukhComedy·
@NickSkardarasy Dude, I watched "Weapon of Choice" again recently for the first time in a while. That video is still awesome.
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Nick Skardarasy
Nick Skardarasy@NickSkardarasy·
More music videos with dancers instead of the artists.
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@MeMichaelMeyers There's a lot to think about here. Not sure I want to eat at an establishment that names itself after the strip club on the show? Also, not sure if they're insinuating I can dress like Tony when picking up my wings or their delivery drivers will be dressed like that?
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Michael Meyers
Michael Meyers@MeMichaelMeyers·
Wonder if HBO signed off on this
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Matt Kopache
Matt Kopache@MattKopache·
Is Brady Quinn’s sister/AJ Hawk’s wife wearing her half and half jersey tonight?
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Judge Steve Harvey
Judge Steve Harvey@SumukhComedy·
@atdanwhite DAN! I'm more disappointed there's no Colorado city on this list! I imagine you are getting many DMs anyway, but if you're interested in Boise, I found fun experiences there and it gives us an excuse to chat.
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Dan White
Dan White@atdanwhite·
Hello Followers™️ - going to be spending a little time in the below cities over the next two months and looking for some cool recs. Food/coffee/arts/entertainment If you’re familiar, please DM me some recs! Salt Lake City Boise Portland San Francisco
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@Chris_Clem I don't understand this line of thought that keeps popping up at all. Why does G. Shane or any person even care about this? Dude, I was sad and confused in my 20s and 30s with the mental health issues that are why I'm not having kids -- that's life, what the hell is your point?
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Chris Clem
Chris Clem@Chris_Clem·
I love my daughter more than anything, but I'm currently adrift in life and back in Ohio. Children require love, commitment and sacrifice. And lots of money. We shouldn't be shaming anyone who doesn't want to be a parent. - a dad who plans on being sexy & having fun in his 40s
Shane Morris@GShaneMorris

Millennials who are very cavalier about not having children are in for a shock when they enter their 40s & realize life is only half over. What do you do at that point? Keep trying to be sexy & have fun? I expect to see a lot of sadness & confusion about what to do at that point.

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Judge Steve Harvey
Judge Steve Harvey@SumukhComedy·
The current expectation in comedy: 1. Make less than 1-minute videos 2. Be funny 3. Explain the same complex concepts you address in your stand-up to a generally stupid public that yearns for said less than 1-minute videos
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