chris pettit

@MlinaresDC They aren’t making it out of group play anyway

Hopefully this is wrong. Luna has earned a spot on this team with play and consistency compared to others. #USMNT

@TailgateTed @BMitchandFinlay @Ryanclary11 @mikemshow1 Going to have to throw those shoes right in the trash!

Shoeey Shooey Shooey @BMitchandFinlay @Ryanclary11 @mikemshow1

@BMitchandFinlay @BMITCHLIVE30 Did @JPFinlayNBCS already leave?

Boots on the ground at Starboard

@ESPNMcGee Holy crap

We had Kyle Busch on Marty & McGee 5 days ago. Hug your loved ones if you have them. Right now.

@AVintageAviator @petteruspanus At this point, religion is only a belief system that allows for the individual to die with dignity. Only radicals follow their religion to a T. We just want to feel comfortable when we die and have a make believe spot we will end up. People have made up their own God

@petteruspanus That was the Old Testament… Christ established the New law in the New Testament. Christians can eat pork.

Did you know that eating pork is forbidden according to the Bible? I'm cooking pork chops today...

@AB84 You named a kid Astro? Like the Jetsons dog?

“Welcome to the world, Astro Brown 🚀💫 The legacy continues.”

@TaylorLewan77 I can’t imagine that guy running straight at me

🐐 about to do more 🐐 things this year

@TaraBull @Nationals Wood just hit an inside the park grand slam!

Been a little busy today what did I miss?

@Tobi_Altizer He didn’t need to slide! Stand up inside the park grand slam! Unbelievable!!!

Incredible!!! Inside-the-park Grand Slam! Don’t see that every day!

@ChefReactions Fart noise

@RGIII @neymarjr @OuttaPocketRG3 Watch what happens when the @USMNT gets announced. They will definitely not react like that.

Watching players find out they are playing for Brazil in the 2026 World Cup is HEARTWARMING You LOVE to see it

@barstoolsports I would hate to see her t-shirt drawer. You can’t count that fold

Caitlin Clark can do it all

@dogwoodblooms @RoyCooperNC Cooper needs to get out of the way

@RoyCooperNC Roy Cooper needs to prioritize North Carolinians over his party. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Washington needs to prioritize the people here at home who are putting food on our tables. ms.now/news/trump-far…

@Super70sSports It’s Ms Pac-Man time. I think I had a godfathers card in there too. Maybe a $5 and enough .25C for a record night on the old lady

I can hear this wallet opening and it sounds like childhood poverty.

@GuntherEagleman Difference in color or colour

What’s the first thing you think of when you see this pinecone?

@RoyCooperNC You suck

I’m running for Senate because I believe you deserve quality, affordable health care and basics that don’t break the bank.

@EBVinnieJoe @EBJunkies @JunksRadio @matt_valdez @moneymetalcakes please for the love of god, read this tweet tomorrow morning in your vinnie voice

Big week coming up Mets Nats Tuesday Golf Wednesday with my pal EB Dewey Beach to celebrate with the Junkies Thursday and Friday.

@GrantPaulsen That’s so stupid. Are they holding out for someone else?

The Cardinals feel like a team that is about to 4-13.

@Russellmania621 I can’t even fart in the DMV to renew my license. Send him to the moon

Dude supposedly made hundreds and hundreds of bets, while knowing the rules & now wants to be pardoned?

@elonmusk @SwipeWright You never go full retard

@SwipeWright He’s gone full retard

This guy has a PhD in genetics but doesn't know the biological difference between a son and a daughter. Embarrassing.