Clark W. Griswold

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Clark W. Griswold

Clark W. Griswold

@cpmitz

My takes on twitter are either 🔥 or 🚽 | Views are mine and not anyone else’s 💁🏼‍♀️

Plano, TX Katılım Mart 2009
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Brian McTaggart
Brian McTaggart@brianmctaggart·
What’s embarrassing @MrColeThompson? You’re talking like UH is going to have no fans at this game. They sold out of their allotment within minutes and thousands of people were turned down for tickets through UH. They’ve sold out every home game for nearly 10 years. The place will have tons of Cougars fans. I don’t understand why you obsess about this.
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Richard Isaacs
Richard Isaacs@Hsquad99·
Unlike most who wanted my son to get even with Sampson’s he took the high road and gave props to Kellen for handling a tough deal with class and humanity!! S/O to his Poos who I respect, my kid never counted heads! Just know the truth!! Things have a way of working out! An A/M degree and a few chips in da bank and helping team win in a different role!!
Chris Baldwin@ChrisYBaldwin

Texas A&M guard Pop Isaacs to @PaperCityMag on how he enjoyed Kellen Sampson's recruiting last transfer portal, A&M's press wearing at teams: "We're probably in the best shape of any team in the country. You've got to be in real high-level shape, got to be really mentally tough."

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@TexAgsLive Man. This is tough. Maybe the Ags should be giving 10.5 to Houston instead of receiving it.
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TexAgs Live
TexAgs Live@TexAgsLive·
An all-Texas tilt in the Sooner State 👀 Let's see how the Aggies and Cougars stack up 📊
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Wall Street Mav
Wall Street Mav@WallStreetMav·
New York Gov Kathy Hochul: 2022: [to Republicans] "jump on a bus and head down to Florida, you don't represent our values, you are not New Yorkers." 2026: "maybe the first step is to go down to Palm Beach and see who you can bring back home, our tax base has been eroded." 🤣
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Count Dankula
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV·
The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.
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coog57™
coog57™@coog57·
Happy for Tramon who never played in a first four game at Houston.
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The Vigilant Fox 🦊
The Vigilant Fox 🦊@VigilantFox·
If you think Republicans are in trouble right now, wait till you see this clip of liberal podcaster Jennifer Welch. She just named three reasons Gavin Newsom is on her “political suicide” list despite his “good looks.” 1.) “He sat down with Charlie Kirk.” 2.) “He sat down with Ben Shapiro.” 3.) He’s against the 5% wealth tax on billionaires because he knows it would make them flee the state. This is where the Democrat party is right now. You have to be the kind of person who would cut your family off on Thanksgiving over their political views just to keep your base happy. What a mess!
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Old Row Sports
Old Row Sports@OldRowSports·
Loving father. Man of God. Patriot. Champion. Liberal golfers in shambles 🇺🇸
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Chad Prather
Chad Prather@WatchChad·
The Theology of Heretic James Talarico What Senate hopeful James Talarico is preaching is not historic Christianity. It is progressive ideology hidden in Bible language. In short…it is heresy. Here are the highlights: 1. He says God is “non-binary.” The Bible reveals God as Father from Genesis to Revelation. Jesus taught us to pray, “Our Father.” When someone replaces that with gender ideology, they are not updating Christianity. They are rewriting God to fit the culture. 2. He calls Jesus a “radical feminist.” Jesus honored women, elevated women, and redeemed women. Reducing the Son of God to a modern political slogan is like calling the Grand Canyon a pothole. Jesus did not come to start a woke gender movement. 3. He uses the virgin birth to defend abortion. Think about that for a second. The single most miraculous pregnancy in human history is now being used as a political argument for ending pregnancies. The theological gymnastics in that eill give you a spiritual hernia 4. He suggests all religions reveal the same truth. Jesus said something very different, James. “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.” (John 14:6) If every religion leads to God, then the cross was unnecessary. 5. He quotes Gnostic writings like the Gospel of Thomas. Those texts were rejected by the early church for a reason. They distort the message of Christ and replace it with mystical philosophy. So let’s call all this what it is: Heresy. It’s definitely not Christianity. It is progressive theology that keeps the vocabulary of faith while abandoning the truth and substance of it. When you redefine God, reinterpret Christ, rewrite the Gospel, and replace Scripture…You are not reforming Christianity…. You are inventing a new religion.
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Hard Pass
Hard Pass@HardPass4·
I hope my wife likes the gift I got her with my Zyn points.
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Thomas Horrocks
Thomas Horrocks@thomaslhorrocks·
I think one of the reasons the right-wing Christian Nationalists are coming out so hard against James Talarico is that they know his version of Christianity looks a whole lot more like Jesus than theirs does and they know people are catching on.
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Clark W. Griswold
Clark W. Griswold@cpmitz·
@LoewyLawFirm If Cornyn or Paxton folks aren’t screenshotting every tweet he has referencing Trans or Abortion then they are missing out
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