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@C_NyaKundiH Nigga spewing a bunch of nothing reading everything without any unique insights. What a waste

A great special national address by ChatGPT

@waksmaina @phil_odhiambo @Ssenyonyiderick At least electric for a start and then extending all the way to western Kenya at the border with Uganda. That would be a game changer.

@phil_odhiambo @Ssenyonyiderick What level are you expecting coz this’s on par with Caltrain that serves the San Francisco peninsula to Silicon Valley. Kenyans bought the propaganda that the government can afford anything if there was no corruption. There is a reason that the US national debt is $US 40t.

KENYA’s SGR🙌🇰🇪 Everything I didn’t tell you in the video 💰Prices (Nairobi–Mombasa, one way) Economy - KES 1,500 (~$11) First Class - KES 4,500 (~$34) Premium (the one I experienced) - KES 12,000 (~$92) Departures from both Nairobi and Mombasa run morning, afternoon and a night train. Arrive at least 1 hour early, security is airport-style. Kids 3-11 pay half fare, under 3 ride free 🍺 No alcohol allowed on board, plan accordingly😅 Running since 2017 and still the smartest way to move between the capital and the coast. A whole game drive through Tsavo included in the ticket price. East Africa, trains are the future.

Harambee Starlets ni kama walipelekwa Mirema ya France instead of Miramas.

@Safaricom_Care Where is it on the App coz I can't locate it

@craig1370 It does. ^EA

Hello @Safaricom_Care why can't I access Globalpay in your enshittified MyOne App. Did you cancel it?

@Safaricom_Care Just let me know whether the service still exists or not. I don't wanna dm

@craig1370 Hi @craig1370 Our sincere apologies. We do not have any reported issues. Kindly DM bit.ly/2lNteGi the error messages. your mobile number, name, ID, and year of birth for assistance. ^TL

England playing like the bunch of walkers they are

@SteveSmithskt8 @worldreads No, you're just vague brained for your inability to contextualise the post

terrible time to have a history degree & pattern recognition skills

@kamauwaruhiu Brave of you to assume that Kasongo, the control freak that he is, would let Murkomeno to make money without his knowledge.

I have just learnt that you cannot audit the ministry of interior security and the NIS by law . Hii kijana murkomen might be making more money than ruto.

@KhalifKairo Trust Kahalifu to insert himself to any trending topic and make it about himself

Used to sell cars for Car soko back in 2017 as a free lancer btw,first car Patrick ever sold in 2016 , a beige Prado was under my training & mentorship, he used to be a Journalist at NMG btw. Mm ni chuma ya zamani kwa industry ya magari😅 Marking 12 years this November.

@Kurrco Forgive me but Don't Be Dumb is dumb album

A$AP Rocky holds up a fan-made flag about Drake's three new albums 👀 “This cutie smoked all 3 of your f*cka** albums”

Laura Loomer might be the only “woman” who can walk around India and not be sexually assaulted.

when iShowSpeed faked his reaction to KSI’s song “Thick of It” by acting like he enjoyed it while on the phone then almost made him cry after giving his honest opinion 😭

@Parodyjeffx Would

Y ese momento el oso sintió el verdadero terror jajajaja

@xysist Kilifi Town too near Mnarani at the creek. All coastal towns or those near water bodies basically

Fun fact: They release raw untreated sewerage into the ocean in Mombasa

@Mchoromawe @_KithureKindiki Save that for your shopping mall stalls. I think the original is classier.

@_KithureKindiki Is all that cladding necessary, and lighting is way exaggerated I would say, I think fewer lights would still do, why not a cool minimalist design with profile lights and pocket lights and with a few spot lights scattered 🤔

@DefrenJonathan @BullTheoryio Joos own Google too. Just saying

@BullTheoryio "We don't understand how it mutated to infect humans and gained a function of stopping humans from reproducing. Now stop spreading conspiracy theories."

BREAKING: Google is planning to release 32 million mosquitoes across Florida and California. The company has asked the EPA for permission to proceed, with the public given until June 5 to respond. The mosquitoes are infected with Wolbachia bacteria, which stops them from reproducing and slowly collapses the wild population from within. Google's previous Debug Project trial in California's Central Valley nearly eliminated mosquitoes from three test sites entirely. A separate trial in Singapore cut dengue cases by 70% within 12 months. Google has now released over 1 billion mosquitoes across four continents. This new proposal is the largest deployment in US history.

Donald Trump, William Ruto and Museveni have three things in common: Arrogance, abusive and 'know it all' syndrome. Democracy is on trial.

Only a traitor is loyal to the parasite.