sink

@cogsandspigots @8EyedEel I sighed off around the time the death claw’s started talking lol I don’t know what they were thinking man but it did not work for me, still a fun game though but not on 1s level at all.

"Fallout and Fallout 2... Which I am sure most Fallout enthusiasts have played."

@barnaclebucket was it like still usable or are we talking lost cause pee tub forever type deal cause I’ve got a date in a half and hour…

Guy I know fucked a wood nymph and the next day he woke up his dick had turned into a tree branch. Leaves and everything. I'm just saying be careful out there

@WarsmithDoc well there’s uh well uh Mr. iron.. and uh ya know the warrior and well um did uh I say perturabo already?

Bolter to your head name 4 iron warriors (excluding perturabo)

@runesword1 picking all the negative dialogue options this playthough my bad, you don’t actually look like the rear end of a hippopotamus if it helps.

hey what did you mean when you were saying all of those words at me just then

@crying_anabell could tell me to blow up a gas station and I’d be halfway to the pumps before I realize wtf I’m doing so yeah probably.

We get it youre the most emo

@BluebriarArts I don’t think any of these guys believe a word of what they type it’s all grifter interaction bullshit, I cannot fathom someone genuinely believing that woman is ugly.

Leave it to the sweaty balding cryptobro to demean and objectify a woman right after her spectacular career-defining success

@PiperIsHyperSSR ah it’s cause boobs right? or is it not, shit wait can I get another guess?

One of the weirdest features of HRT is suddenly half of your shirts become crop tops for some reason.

@LysanEllis You can turn mutt into soup!?

Public service announcement that you're an absolute monster if you decide to turn Mutt into soup in KCD2 because this angel has a literal heart spot on his chest (and if that isn't representative enough of the love he has for Henry, then I'll eat my socks) 🥲

@BaronOfTheRhine oh that’s nice lol I remember being concerned about giving him raw meat at one point but I’m pretty sure mutt has the equivalent of the human dust bin perk, I don’t think he minds too much lol.

@crapsink I honestly have no idea but it would make me feel guilty 😞

Dumped some expired food in a river so mutt wouldn’t get it, encountered a beautiful enchanting dancing bowl! You can hear my delight as it grows until my microphone can’t take it anymore 🙂‍↕️

@Art_hropod ok so your not gonna believe this but I might need to be teleported again

teleports you to the city teleports you to the woods teleports you to the city teleports you to the woods teleports you to the city teleports you to the woods teleports you to the city teleports you to the woods teleports you to the city teleports you to the woods

@runesword1 yeah I’d call the local authorities because the gargantuan hell portal is being built out there so they probably don’t have permits.

they’re building something in the woods

@runesword1 yeah I’ll get on it 👍

there should be more systems in place

@sister_ames I feel like it would be kinda cool to look at every once in awhile like a lava lamp, like a “what is that thing doing” kinda vibe if its just hovering around you waiting for an order

implications aside honestly would fw having a servo skull around to do my bidding like I am a scheming tech priest. go, my chudling. fetch me my fidget objects and yuri.

@runesword1 oh don’t worry about it you souls just being poisoned by evil magics, they can sense that ya know? cool stuff, anyway sending early condolences, I hope you go peacefully!!

the stripper hates me. she thinks i’m despicable and that god should kill me

@nightclerics I thought if I did everything else when preparing for her trial, even having not been able to convince her to show respect and drop her preaching, I could still get a not-guilty verdict, seeing the screen cut to the gallows after the trial is till a standout moment from kcd1

ideal medieval woman or something

@suchnerve too late ive already dialed them up to solar flare your car will return to the dust from whence it came.

Nice LED headlights. One small issue. I am going to explode your vehicle with my mind

@SkinnyTuna uh well you need like uh like a stage and I think a priest and uh like a ring probably 2 and I think that’s it so like it comes out to around 20,000 big ones 👍

how much does a wedding cost. how much money do i need to make this happen

@styromania @normal_ballerz Well I’m real sorry to hear that, if there’s any drug that truly deserves serious time in prison for dealing it’s krokodil, just a truly beyond evil thing to sell to somebody.

@crapsink @normal_ballerz my dad don’t give a gaf His skin is falling off and is still using actively. it’s a very big problem in major cities but because drugs have been decriminalized lots of people look past it and categorize fentanyl, heroin and krokodil

you barely hear anything these days about people being addicted to krokodil

@errai Would you like me to add the moon and the stars as well? Or is it becoming to much to bear.

Computer add carry the weight of the world to my todo list