beanieflower ✩🌱 🏳️‍⚧️

I'm sick and tired of seeing queerphobes complain about things being "pushed in their faces". We're walking down the street. Holding our partner's hand. Sitting in a cafe taking our lunchtime meds with a glass of water. Wearing a rainbow badge. What, exactly, are we "pushing"?

Trump: "the whole world is watching and they can't believe what they're seeing." He's right - we can't believe the stupidity, cruelty, and utter insanity of this man.

Trump: we obliterated Iran. They're wiped out. Also Trump: we're gonna keep bombing Iran "back to the Stone Age" for 2-3 weeks and commit war crimes.

Trump to Europe: we broke it, now you fix it.

Trump: the fuel shortage "has nothing to do with the conflict", it's because Iran bombed oil fields. IRAN BOMBED OIL FIELDS BECAUSE YOU WENT TO WAR ON THEM, YOU DUMB FUCK.

Wow, and people said Albo's speech was a nothing burger. This is a nothing burger with nothing fries and a nothing milkshake.

Trump: Iran had super duper new weapons that we only just found out about. But we can't show them to you because we blew them all up.

Jesus fucking Christ, Trump's address to the nation is so far removed from reality it might be in a parallel universe. He just blamed Iran for Hamas' October 7 attack.

@damitsirius @kingfluffkinss @MarCipher_3 AΩ3

@kingfluffkinss @MarCipher_3 this is why I love ao3 😭😭 or shout it be ao4 this month??

Whoever changed ao3 "beta" to ao3 "omega" I hope both sides of your pillows are cold and your freak is satisfied

In other news, water is wet.

A hilarious April fools video made by the police

Artemis II is on its way to the Moon. I am a starry-eyed child again.

@pyretta_b Please tell me this is an April Fool's joke.

@crazyjane13 Nup. Found out he purchased the land for this in Florida for $10 from a university.

What in the Ozymandias.

@StrangerNews11 🤮

Chapter 9: Conformity Gate

ao3 changed the beta in their name to omega for april fools😭

ship so good that the writers had to break them up

@pyretta_b The fuck.

@crazyjane13 Im trying to pick the location. I believe he thinks this will be in Gaza

Cis people are not entitled to know that a trans person is trans. Cis people are not entitled to know what genitalia someone has. Cis people are not entitled to determine someone’s gender identity. Cis people are not entitled to determine someone’s pronouns.

@mandymettle So much material ... (*files with downloaded videos*)

“Just if you’re against mass immigration, let’s unite on this one issue…” 🙄

@buitengebieden Guy Gardner.

What would you name this alpaca? 😅