#FreeGideon

Actual footage of Kyrie Irving

@purinlala He is very kind!

@crbeden Aww, Howard is such a handsome boy!! Those bright eyes and fluffy fur are adorable~ Purin-chan says “Nice to meet you, Howard!” Thank you for introducing him!

アメリカの皆さん、こんにちは。 ちゃんと翻訳されていますか？ ぼくはオレンジ色の猫のプリンちゃんです。 日本の猫はだいたいこんな感じだよ！ よろしくね！

@drunkest_rick @PatrickLucien49 @SorryIsaidF_off

@PatrickLucien49 @SorryIsaidF_off @crbeden said he’d eat it from the back on a hot summer day

Apparently this is someone’s idea of an Easter treat, just not sure who…

@AgustinLoeri @mf_tomb @wotancore x.com/crbeden/status…

@crbeden @mf_tomb @wotancore Go on then elaborate how that statement’s weird then, let’s see what excuse you whip up

Girl dads are like that because there’s now a copy of their wife that actually loves them

@jehovahsflyest That’s Kristi Noem’s husband btw

this how zip-up hoodies be every time you sit down

@zuttistan @mf_tomb @wotancore Who said it was? It’s weird to conflate your daughter getting married as “my daughter is leaving me”. She’s still *your* daughter.

@crbeden @mf_tomb @wotancore Love is not lust you fucking freak

@AgustinLoeri @mf_tomb @wotancore Project harder, all I said was this was a weird way to put it

@crbeden @mf_tomb @wotancore Be concerned for your mind to go straight into negative connotations as your default, must be a terrible way to live

@mf_tomb @wotancore Very weird way to put it

@wotancore Hence why they cry the most at her wedding, because now the one woman that loved him besides his mom is leaving him

@MathBomb @chargers @chargers @chargers

DeMonte Capehart is a DT prospect in the 2026 draft class. He scored a 9.96 RAS out of a possible 10.00. This ranked 9 out of 2270 DT from 1987 to 2026. ras.football/ras-informatio…

Must be time to renew my car’s extended warranty

@LiechStandard @KyleHend1 @LegendaryEnergy No they aren’t. Not a single person I know is voting for Lindsay Graham. If he wins there’s serious shadiness going on behind the scenes

@KyleHend1 @LegendaryEnergy They are stupid. That's the only explanation

Why is Lindsey Graham a massive favorite to win his Republican primary? Why do South Carolina Republicans do this to themselves & our country? What is it? Donor money? Trump allegiance? How is our party still this brainwashed?

@DAKKADAKKA1 Yooo Glover was SO peak

>buy 10 packs of Pokemon cards from Kaybee Toys for $30 >stop by blockbuster and print off some Pokemon snap photos >rent Jurassic Park for the 12th time >rent Glover >no Mexicans anywhere What a time to be alive.

He is RISEN!!! Happy Easter!!!

@GrandChariot_2B @SubRosaMagick Be careful, Charms and Spells open a pathway to the demonic.

@SubRosaMagick 日本にはもう一つ 「たち別れ　いなばの山の　峰に生ふる まつとし聞かば　今帰り来む」 という和歌があり、行方不明の猫が 帰ってくるおまじないとして知られ ています。  西暦855年、在原行平「ありわらのゆきひら」という方が送別の宴で詠んだ挨拶の歌です。

"Legend has it in Japanese folklore, there exists a practice to locate missing cats who wander away from home and appear reluctant to return. According to this tradition, one should engage with the neighborhood's stray cats as if conversing with fellow humans. Describe the lost cat's appearance, its coat color, even share its name, and implore the street cats to assist in its search. Express heartfelt sentiments about the love for the missing feline and the earnest desire for its safe return. In response, the street cats purportedly collaborate with each other, pooling their efforts to facilitate the return of the lost cat to its rightful home." via JAPAN Chu-Hi.CAV #Caturday #CaturdaySaturday #CatsOnX #Japan #Folklore

I’ve met 3 people in my life that absolutely did not like this song and every single one of them ended up being a really fucked up freak One walked in on his plug OD’ing, so he shot and robbed him One had a violent road rage problem and ended up rear ending someone on purpose, then when he got out of his car to confront the guy he hit, someone going 80 on the interstate slammed into him and killed him instantly The other one plays League of Legends You absolutely can NOT trust someone who does not like “Fireflies” by Owl City

“Ireland didn’t colonize anybody; they were a colony. They suffered terribly. They were willing to be brutalized, occupied, starved, all of these things for centuries to defend their little slice of the world, and yet Ireland is on track to be a minority Irish by 2070. I don’t like that. People think diversity means every place in the planet should look like Jackson Heights in NYC, but that’s not diversity at all. Diversity is that when I go to Ireland, it’s Irish.”

@adamdropsbombs I blame Pete Golding

Wonder who offered more money

Yup

Tattoos are for peasants and if you disagree with me I’m sorry for the money you wasted on goofy doodles on your skin

Shi look like Mike Bibby😭

Listening to my travel ball coach ream us out for losing 11-0 right after my girlfriend of 1 week broke up with me over text because she heard I hugged another girl in the hallway