creizee
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This episode shines brightest with Reese’s storyline.
His tough Army buddy Abby comes to visit, and Reese is hilariously slow to realize she has a massive crush on Lois (his mom)...
The way he misreads the entire situation leads to one of the most awkward, funny dinner table scenes in the series...
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@JOKAQARMY1 Can do all of that for gain but not for genuine connection. This world is so unimaginably fucked it’s actually sick.
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men have pregnancy scare too??
oneofwun@yaboyDavid18
Your first pregnancy scare will have you sweating like a mad man 😭
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@creizeist @MyDearestDenise @lorahmoe u literally just made up a dumbass scenario that rarely ever happens.
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Men really be telling on themselves for free 😭
We’re literally giving away FREE flowers at my job. Like… no catch. No purchase. Just “hey, take these home to your wife or girlfriend.”
And almost every man who walked in was like: “Nah, she’s good.”
SHE’S GOOD?? 😭 Sir it costs you absolutely nothing to bring home a tiny gesture and make someone smile for 5 minutes.
The flowers were FREE. The romance was FREE. The brownie points were FREE.
At this point I fully support my own decision to stay single because what do you mean the bar is underground and men still bringing shovels.
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@creizeist @lorahmoe I get that, but I don't see why the other pic of getting free flowers from another woman would come up. Ig she could ask "where did you get them from" but even that is not really a response I feel is common.
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@sienna8467 @lorahmoe some people like to talk about their day in detail, some like to hear in detail, can’t know everyone’s dynamic.
but sure, you don’t need to know how the flowers were acquired.
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@creizeist @lorahmoe Exactly. No need to go into how the flowers were acquired
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@damnidc__ Empathy is just realizing that your 'scary moment' is someone else's daily existence.
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@sienna8467 @lorahmoe “thank you darling, my day was quite stressful, omg these are so beautiful”. The end.
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@creizeist @lorahmoe "good evening honey, how was your day? I got you some flowers" (kiss). The end.
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No joke, this might be one of coolest things Christopher Nolan has ever said.
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
Christopher Nolan explains why he cast Travis Scott in ‘THE ODYSSEY’: “I cast him because I wanted to nod towards the idea that this story has been handed down as oral poetry, which is analogous to rap.” (Source: time.com/article/2026/0…)
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No one on earth does this. The porn is for when your gf is unavailable or you’re away on a family trip or something.
۟@bfarmeen
men watching porn when they’re horny instead of just having sex with their gfs
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@creizeist @lorahmoe on my 4th date with my girlfriend i gave her a daisy chain i made right in front of her. free flowers straight out of the fucking ground. small, low effort, thoughtful acts like that matter. if you can’t do that, you don’t deserve a girlfriend
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