Crewman #6

@Mexican_lust @LastWeekTonight I don't think they've changed, you have

@LastWeekTonight Mid. You were better a couple of seasons ago, yet, I'd watch every episode with the hope that the spark that you had, reignites (Also i think youre saving budget to buy a big season finale)

We’re back tonight at 11:11pm! And yes, we will be making a wish for the first minute of the show. But no, we WON’T tell you what it is. If we tell you, it won’t come true, and then we’ll never have a show every day for the rest of our lives with the best audience on earth.

@NationHypocrisy @JJ48car @MarkHamill I'd start questioning what your mom is watching

I think he's playing Mousetrap. 🐭

@MrJones334 @NateWiki @maxc273 @wholemars @jff024 @TheTeslaHoe @DirtyTesLa @kylaschwaberow That's definitely harassment. I've seen truck drivers do this just to be an asshole to a bicyclists and private drivers. Why do you have to be an asshole? Just for the sake of being an asshole?

Taking my Model 3 out on a road trip and these 3 a**holes form a blockade in front of me and send all their fumes my direction. This should be illegal. Really wish I had a HEPA air filter right now… @wholemars @jff024 @TheTeslaHoe @ValueAnalyst1 @DirtyTesLa @kylaschwaberow @RichW8615 @elonmusk @Tesla

@PopTartsUS the new banana bread poptart is the best poptart

@siegemeister675 @pitdesi @fentasyl

Elon: Protects free speech Zuck: Protects brand speech

@KSantal @MyArgyleNinja @MaryB12552699 @GenoVeno73 @Hiddenwallet @GavinNewsom Raffensperger wasn't intimidated

@MyArgyleNinja @crewman_6 @MaryB12552699 @GenoVeno73 @Hiddenwallet @GavinNewsom Like the saying goes, its a system run by crooks for crooks. Realistically, there are no controls to stop the people in charge of elections from shoveling in ballots. Even with observers, the observers are totally intimidated.

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@KSantal @MyArgyleNinja @MaryB12552699 @GenoVeno73 @Hiddenwallet @GavinNewsom Trump tried and was stopped....

@MaryB12552699 @GenoVeno73 @Hiddenwallet @GavinNewsom And you believe these people will risk the fines and charges for illegally voting all for a single vote? You're high

@GenoVeno73 @Hiddenwallet @GavinNewsom When you refuse to ask for ID to register to vote...can you tell me how you can confirm only citizens vote?

@hankgreen I mean, they can ask, but poor planning on their part isn't my problem

I got a bunch of people on the /r/Delta subreddit mad at me because I said it was fine for a parent with a separate seat from their child to ask for a swap even if (get this) it means you might lose your window seat.

@Knightw0lf_ @Wade3Jason @trendready I know, I wouldn't say anything, but it's still suspect. Not worth fucking with the actual in-need just because of a few assholes

@crewman_6 @Wade3Jason @trendready I both my mom's on oxygen + waiting for a double lung transplant. But I do question 20 on board at same time it's still in the possibility realm. Because unless you can check and identify there is no way to know

Pre-boarding scam at @SouthwestAir 20 passengers boarding using a wheelchair and probably only 3 need one to deplane.

@Wade3Jason @trendready I fly a lot, it's pretty suspect that there are 20 people who need assistance on a single plane

@trendready Yo Paul, Covid had me go through 2 heart surgeries. Can’t stand or walk for long periods of time. I’m an ex-college athlete. Sometimes in need it, sometimes not.

@PoxoOfTheDay I've used something similar on my jeep. It's better than paying for a new seat for something that's a daily driver or toy vehicle

@TheInsiderPaper This is why I fly delta, that was better than a southwest landing any day

JUST IN - Video from inside Delta flight 1092 plane that landed with broken nose gear “up” at Charlotte Douglas International Airport

@TheInsiderPaper That pilot buttered that bread despite no front gear

@mbrambila @TheInsiderPaper There's always one stupid comment 🤦

@TheInsiderPaper There were no atheists during landing.

@joeltelling @MidwestRRfest @SamPrentice Damn, I was sleeping, mrrf is this weekend?!

Hey look I *am* at @MidwestRRfest hahaha. Well played @SamPrentice :)

Good way to get a checkerboard sunburn if you're bald

@betocreativo @WandrMe @RunwayGirl @recaro_as Our destinations are better tbh

@WandrMe @RunwayGirl @recaro_as I'm pretty sure that cattle travels far better now than us.

@Cobratate #goingtoprison

I love being so rich that I dont talk with, do business with, or even acknowledge the existence of anybody who I do not like. I make arbitrary rules, which are probably completely unfair and I love it. There are many such rules, but let me give an example of one. I believe anyone who is a vegan is a moron. Thats what I believe and I refuse to ever talk to any of them ever. I wont let a vegan fly my jet. I wont let a vegan ask me a question. All vegans are perma banned from my existence for being stupid. A vegan can have the best business idea in the world, dont care. Will turn down 10M, not interested. I will abandon a business project at 99% completion if I find out someone else involved is a Vegan. And everybody will call me petty and I will laugh and laugh with Tristan about how petty and sexy I am. I feel happy inside refusing them access to my brilliance. Should have had a steak.

@Cobratate Most famous douche on the planet

I would argue that my Bugatti is the singular most famous automobile on the planet. Everyone knows it. Everyone knows its mine. Its the only one in existence of this colour. The most famous man in the world drives the most famous car in the world. My other 34 cars are jealous but thats life.