Kyle B

128 posts

Kyle B banner
Kyle B

Kyle B

@cringyEdgeLord

Katılım Haziran 2024
15 Takip Edilen12 Takipçiler
Tesla Joy
Tesla Joy@TeslaJoy·
Whenever I post that I’d like the FSD I purchased back in 2019 to work on my Tesla as advertised, I always get this type of silly comment as if Apple told you to buy iOS 7 saying it would run Apple Intelligence on it. When I share how stupid that analogy is, people get defensive. 😂
Christian@phasegatejumper

@TeslaJoy I’d like my first iPhone to perform like the newest iPhone that I bought outright

English
22
6
135
12.5K
Kyle B
Kyle B@cringyEdgeLord·
@TexasTSLA Let’s not abuse the word flawless champ.
English
0
0
1
10
TexasTSLA
TexasTSLA@TexasTSLA·
FSD HW3 is now flawless! Went live last night and this is very safe. Very very cautious Definitely feel better recommending HW3 to my family ♥️
English
24
9
279
25.7K
Lothar Lindinger
Lothar Lindinger@lotharlindinger·
2026.8.3 incoming with security fixes. No more mention of the Autopilot rename or whole 2026.2.9 release. This is from our 2023 Model 3 RWD. 👇
English
2
0
9
1.4K
poolongtea
poolongtea@Pooerh·
FSD diary 2022 MYP Ryzen 12.6.3. West Coast Canada. SW: 2026.8 Since sw2026.8, hw3 fsd v12 definitely drives better. There is this one destination before it would consistently end on the wrong side of the destination and since 2026.8, it would actually pull into the curb entry of the destination. 2026.8 fsd v12 can also directly move from a “shift” into D in the first instance. Tesla indeed made hidden updates behind hw3 fsd v12.6.4!
English
2
1
4
1.7K
The Tesla Newswire
The Tesla Newswire@TeslaNewswire·
🔥🚀 The Tesla 2026.8 software update has been detected and is now rolling out to the 1st batch of vehicles (reaching ~3% of the fleet)! Changelog: ✅ Minor fixes More features are expected to be enabled with 2026.8.x update.
The Tesla Newswire tweet media
English
6
6
81
129.5K
Tesla Inside
Tesla Inside@TSLA_inside_·
🚨 PART 3 – HW3 & UNSUPERVISED FSD: STRAIGHT TALK (NO BS) 🔥 Patent US20260017503A1 saves HW3 for SUPERVISED FSD – V14 Lite in Q2 2026, no hardware change needed: - Split 16-bit data into 8-bit chunks - Process parallel on old HW3 MAC arrays - Recombine to near-16-bit accuracy - Cameras stay 1.2MP, more stable detection, better long-context memory HW3 has ~144 TOPS total compute (72 TOPS per chip × 2). That's enough for supervised (you watching), but UNSUPERVISED (full hands-off, Robotaxi-level, zero attention)? Probably NOT. Why HW3 won't reach unsupervised: - Needs massive extra compute for redundancy, zero-error edge cases, huge real-time world models & safety checks. - HW4 already has 3-5× more power (~500+ TOPS), and even HW4 is pushed hard for early unsupervised. - Elon confirmed multiple times (earnings calls + X): HW3 likely won't hit the safety level for unsupervised. Tag your HW3 friends! @elonmusk @Tesla_AI – any updates? 🙏 #Tesla #FSD #HW3 #FullSelfDriving #TeslaNL
Tesla Inside tweet media
English
9
4
39
4.8K
FutureTransport
FutureTransport@FutureTransport·
@teslascope @greentheonly (HW3) looks like 2026.8.3 update switched the trip weights in service to bytes instead of showing 1.15gb it’s almost the same, but wanted to point out that difference. Shows they are doing something with it. 2026.8 had no change, so this is new with .3
FutureTransport tweet media
English
5
2
22
1.4K
Tesla Inside
Tesla Inside@TSLA_inside_·
A new update has been spotted for Tesla owners with Hardware 3. The update package is approximately 5.4 GB in size and is labeled 2026.8. $TSLA @Bakkerty
Tesla Inside tweet media
English
10
3
51
10.8K
Kyle B
Kyle B@cringyEdgeLord·
@Rustavi What’s the exciting part? It’s just minor fixes.
English
0
0
1
43
Rustavi
Rustavi@Rustavi·
🚨 Exciting news for legacy Tesla owners. Software update 2026.8 is now hitting HW3 vehicles. Seen downloading on a UK Model Y (bundling the 'Autopilot' to 'Self-Driving'/FSD rename from 2026.2.9) and arriving on US 2023 Model Y’s too. Minor fixes & improvements so far. HW3 still getting love! 📱⚡ Who's got it already? #Tesla #FSD #HW3 #TeslaUpdate
Rustavi tweet media
Mike Kinda Tech@BladeXyber

2026.8 downloading to my UK HW3 MY. Looks like it’s also including 2026.2.9 and the autopilot name change $TSLA

English
14
7
63
21.5K
Kyle B
Kyle B@cringyEdgeLord·
@smdcapital @Tesla_AI Thank you keeping this issue in the light. I been so pissed about being rugged.
English
0
0
0
3
lord pretty flacko ⚔️
lord pretty flacko ⚔️@smdcapital·
i love that i haven’t gotten an FSD update in over a year despite paying full price for the software @Tesla_AI
English
13
6
71
13.1K
Kyle B
Kyle B@cringyEdgeLord·
@PollsTesla @JCOviedo6 @JonBryant421 Anyone that bought a Tesla is automatically forced into arbitration, so no class action lawsuit unless you know you were suppose to opt out. This makes it very unlikely they would get sue hard.
English
0
0
0
11
JC Oviedo
JC Oviedo@JCOviedo6·
Almost 7 years ago…
JC Oviedo tweet media
English
20
91
726
30.7K
Kyle B
Kyle B@cringyEdgeLord·
@dom_lucre Sounds like he got it easy from what he’s done.
English
0
0
0
15
Dom Lucre | Stealer of Narratives
🔥🚨BREAKING: Harvey Weinstein is seeking sympathy from the public after breaking down what he has been going through while serving his prison sentence in Rikers island. Harvey Weinstein on life at Rikers: “It’s hell. Other inmates get to go to the yard. But every time I’m out there, I feel like I’m under siege. They come up and say, 'Weinstein, give me some money. Weinstein, give me your lawyer. 'Weinstein, do this. Weinstein, do that.' I’m constantly threatened and derided."
English
2.8K
695
6.7K
2.7M
Kyle B
Kyle B@cringyEdgeLord·
@EricLDaugh Too bad he can’t be transparent about the Epstein files.
English
0
0
4
1.3K
Eric Daugherty
Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh·
🚨 WOW! Even ABC just ADMITTED it: "I've covered 5 different presidents. I have NEVER seen one other than Donald Trump, who regularly takes phone calls from reporters!" "I've spoken to him over the phone 3 times since the military operation started." "In each of those cases, I simply called him and he answered!" Most transparent president in history. 🇺🇸
English
688
10.1K
45.1K
968K
Kyle B
Kyle B@cringyEdgeLord·
@AIDRIVR Exactly how I feel about this nonsense. Promised fully FSD capable at 15k for hw3. And here we are, just Tesla fan boys telling me to “Just buy another one”. Yeah I like to see you be in my shoes and say that.
Kyle B tweet media
English
0
0
0
4
ΛI DRIVR
ΛI DRIVR@AIDRIVR·
after this, I will shut up. just please: put yourself in the shoes of a customer that: - bought Model S/X in 2022/2023 (~$140k for a Plaid), or even 3/Y at ~$60-75k - paid an additional $15k for FSD (12 ½ years worth of subscription at current pricing) - doesn't have access to latest FSD versions because HW3 (missed cutoff point by a few months) - can't justify upgrading to HW4 because they’re deeply underwater on their current car - see $15k FSD purchase option drop by nearly half, even though Tesla said it was only going to get more expensive - see a great deal on a Cybertruck with "Free FSD Transfer for loyal customers!" advertised right below the Order button. press "Order." - aren’t chronically online, so miss Tesla quietly changing the terms retroactively - show up (or are about to show up) for delivery in June only to be told “sorry, we’re not honoring that” - then went online to figure out what happened… and got hit with “stop wanting things for free!” these customers exist, and will never buy another Tesla again.
ΛI DRIVR tweet media
English
472
193
3.3K
266K
Travis Abbott
Travis Abbott@TravisAbbott429·
@ZacksJerryRig @BeardedTesla Nobody forced HW3 buyers to buy at that time? Do they not know how hardware works. It always gets better. I waited till 2024 to buy first Tesla. I wanted one years earlier but i knew they were improving rapidly so i waited for a better product.
English
1
0
0
123
Bearded Tesla
Bearded Tesla@BeardedTesla·
Tesla Bait and Switch FSD transfer on existing orders was the wrong move. They need to honor their program at time of order. We know how this ends though 😔
English
123
44
786
66.3K
Kyle B
Kyle B@cringyEdgeLord·
@JSX423 Im honestly jealous you hw4 people are getting updates. Hw3 people get nothing.
English
0
0
0
2
JS
JS@JSX423·
I’m going to be honest, I don’t think I’ve seen anything like this in five years until tonight…. I’m truly not understanding what’s going on with V14 right now.
English
59
2
74
48.9K
Cuckturd
Cuckturd@CattardSlim·
Epic Maga Warrior, Elon Musk, who ALWAYS has an opinion on every foreign country, & everything politics, hasn't made a peep about the Iran war. He's gone as quiet as the Epstein Binder Brigade, & his poor Muskateers don't know who to side with 😢
English
103
210
1.8K
49.5K
Kyle B
Kyle B@cringyEdgeLord·
@aelluswamy @TeslaJoy Can you do something about the HW3 cars that’s been neglected for a year? Thanks.
English
0
0
1
6
Ounka
Ounka@OunkaOnX·
Former US President Bill Clinton says Israeli PM Netanyahu wants a war with Iran so he can stay in office. "Mr. Netanyahu has long wanted to fight Iran because that way he can stay in office."
English
563
5.1K
22.3K
931.2K
Kyle B
Kyle B@cringyEdgeLord·
@elonmusk Brrrrooo I thought you REFUSED to go to Epstein’s party. You’re such a fake… 😢
Kyle B tweet media
English
0
0
0
2