John Cruice

I create photographic portrait art. What’s your story?

That was one of the all time choke jobs

Gotta hit to win

Seriously, let’s have a mercy rule already. I’m tired and the DBacks are cooked

Cue the Benny Hill music

Give me all the runs

Base cam is dumb. You can see a touch or a tag. Totally useless

Checked the forecast and it’s raining fucking homers in South Philly

I’m more stressed than one of my advanced age should be

RING THE BELL #RedOctober

I was getting accustomed to, and very much enjoying, the earlier start times. Going to be an exhausting few weeks, but worth it #RedOctober

Raiders running a 2 minute drill with 4 minutes left feels like a Raider thing to do

Define “life” (btw your bought blue check means validation, not verification)

I can’t have haters now, right? It’s so fucking easy to see at this point (just kidding, his simps can’t stop)

I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.

starting my own super cool website today, come check it out

The Oppenheimer marketing team has an opportunity to do the funniest thing possible

If we taxed billionaires like everyone else, white men wouldn’t have the disposable income to put themselves at unnecessary risk. Honestly, a progressive tax plan is really a safety plan

BREAKING: A federal court permanently blocked an Arkansas law that would have banned gender-affirming care for transgender youth, finding the law violates the constitutional rights of transgender youth, their parents, and their medical providers.

@NatalieEgenolf “It’s a tough crowd to perform in front of, even for the home team. We’ll have to see if they can shake of the rust and execute mistake-free construction to win this crowd back.”

I volunteer as tribute.