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@GovBobFerguson @IfindRetards

The Millionaires' Tax is about making life more affordable. We delivered on sending a significant portion of revenues back to Washingtonians, including the largest tax break in state history for small business owners.

@GilbertRoc10498 @katy4congress Take 2

@katy4congress Take a seat Katy!

Parents I talk to in #TX23, particularly those in Uvalde, are disgusted that this man could represent our families in Congress.

@DonutOperator @katy4congress She’s gonna lose her feet first. 🐳

@katy4congress You’re gonna lose, Katy.

Things are getting pretty serious.

@FullNelsonReal @beyoncegarden You sound like you shower with a mask on while beating off with a condom on, because risky. You better hunker down there’s risk outside.

@beyoncegarden Who the fuck goes jogging with a baby in a stroller holy fuck

the comments were NOT on their side i’m in tears😭

@UnscriptedVirt1 @AmiriKing @AttorneyCrump You must be retarded. Everyone has the right to shoot back, whether they on duty, off duty, or a random civilian. You sound like you think it would have been an injustice if he got arrested for one of his stray bullets killing someone else in the neighborhood. Dumb fuck.

@AmiriKing @AttorneyCrump You mean the off duty ICE Agent that took it upon himself to come out of his house to "investigate" on New Year's Eve with his gun & didn't identify himself as such & started yelling demands at him with a gun drawn? You really thought he was right for that? 🤨🥴😆

Keith Porter Jr. was a father of two, a son, and a brother whose life was stolen by an off-duty ICE agent. His family gathered in grief demanding the truth. We will continue to stand with Keith Porter Jr.’s family until there is justice, transparency, and answers.

@GovBobFerguson Eat a dick.

BREAKING: I support a Millionaires’ Tax on income over $1 million a year. The fairness of our tax system ranks 50th. Let’s make this historic change this session. This is a separate proposal from the budget I announced today — revenue would not be realized until 2029.

@StJamesStJames @TrumpsHurricane Finding a cure for asthma.

@TrumpsHurricane Fentanyl

If George Floyd was Alive today, what would he be doing ??

@BumsOfPhilly @LorrieAnn25 @AttorneyCrump 😂

@LorrieAnn25 @AttorneyCrump Of course they sued... bet his dad came around after too

Stanley Davis III should be celebrating his 17th birthday today surrounded by his family. He lost his life while being pursued on his dirt bike by a Boynton Beach PD officer. This didn’t have to happen. Yet, sadly we still mourn the young man and stand with his family, today and every day.

@Strandjunker @IfindRetards

Maybe it’s just me, but I’d much rather have an entire Somali immigrant family with two happy trans kids living right next door to me than a white supremacist or a racist MAGA lunatic any day of the week.

@EVincelette33 @DanHollaway @TuckerCarlson

@DanHollaway @TuckerCarlson what would this prove tho? Why would he want to get in the crosshairs of the Muslim community? Its disrespectful to them, so why do this?

Hey @TuckerCarlson if you’re so into free speech, post an image of Mohammed eating bacon on your X.

@_J_S_M_860 @camskattebo5

@camskattebo5 Stfu u dumbass CRIPPLE Thats the fucking point. Ur a cripple fucking around. Get ur shit together cus if u have to take extended time off cus ur dumbass hurt it again being stupid n gay on WWF, its no biggy to u. This is just a job. Fans actually suffer cus ppl like u Bitch

Aye, honestly if you don’t like that I’m having a good time while dealing with a tough time, then just go ahead and unfollow and casually move on. I’m not able to play football and have the fun I’ve been having my whole life so I am doing things outside the box trying to find stuff to keep me happy. Enjoy the rest of y’all’s week and just don’t talk about me if you ain’t got nothing nice to say 🫡

@doublenymphrig @bulldurham1423 @TheRightGuy101 @SWGunn005 @EndWokeness Definitely sarcasm

@bulldurham1423 @TheRightGuy101 @SWGunn005 @EndWokeness Im praying its…

Seattle’s new mayor Katie Wilson: "We will not allow grocery chains to close stores at will"

@SynfulSage @Tectone @Twitch Sounds like something a fat fuck would say. Words≠assault, that’s retarded.

@Tectone To @Twitch calling someone fat is just as bad as being assaulted at a Twitch convention. The mismanagement at Twitch is not even all that shocking, given the experience of previous events.

Twitch’s response to the Emiru Incident:

@thehoffather @IfindRetards @MayorofSeattle is a retard

WATCH: My reaction to Mayor Bruce Harrell answering when asked how to address the repeat offenders who are responsible for the majority of Seattle's crime "My remedy is to find their life story, to see how we could help first. I have no desire to put them in jail."

@landshark352853 @IfindRetards @ChiliCircle @patrickbetdavid You’re retarded. You can think a country’s government leaders are a pile of shit and also hate terrorists at the same time.

@IfindRetards @ChiliCircle @patrickbetdavid Iretard, r u a terrorist supporter, what’s with all the Israel hate?

I’m officially done for the day, kids are asleep. Ask me any respectful questions about today’s interview with PM Netanyahu. I’ll answer any questions for the next 30 minutes. Fire away.

@nicksortor I think you mean, “his spotter did all the work”. Headline should say “ Mamdani helps older man do a one arm assisted barbell high row”

🚨 LMAO! Zohran Mamdani, who is DESPERATELY trying to look like an Alpha Male, tried and FAILED to bench press a measly 135 pounds His spotter had to step in and save him 🤣 Every attempt democrats make to look relatable fail miserably 😂

@LtGovTX No one has ever died from THC you old bitch.

The Texas Senate and I have been working with the House to ban THC in Texas. Since May, the Texas Senate has taken bold action to protect our communities. Texas will not become California or Colorado; regulation is legalization. We must ban all THC products. CBD and CBG will continue to be legal. Texans expect action—and the Senate will continue delivering until SB 6 becomes law. #txlege