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Trader Joe’s cashier (confirmed 19 years old) gave me the eyes today as I purchased my third dozen of eggs this week. Some sick longhouse humiliation ritual after my multiple failed attempts at getting her attention. She makes small talk “You sure love your eggs don’t you anon” no these are purely an energy source dumb bitch but I appreciate the attempt at conversation. Nightmare. Every day I am tortured. “Would you like to round up to donate to charity?” she whispers to me while sucking her two fingers. I stare directly at her breasts as she speaks to me and give her a thumbs up when she’s done. So supple. So young. Thank you for knowing me. The real me. We don’t have much time. World War Three is imminent. “We have to get out of here” I tell her. She moans my name and hands me my receipt. “Here, come with me” I say as I reach out for her. She shrinks to the size of a pencil and I put her in my front pocket. “Wow, you’re really strong” she tells me. “That’s none of your business” I reply through tears. Our love knows no boundaries; neither size nor age can hold us back. My thiamine kicks in. Clarity. What are these thoughts? What are these feelings? I came here for my eggs and now I’m rounding up for the liberals? She has completely manipulated me. I remove her from my pocket and restore her to size. I take my own liberties with the breasts. We make love and I leave without taking my bag. I cannot believe how much suffering I must endure day in and day out and there is nobody there for me to lean on

Fuck the rest of the planet

They look like each type of transgender

Shout out to the 24 y/o European males learning their people would do an equipment risk calculation vs their life if shit goes hot

no kings

we need a stronger word than goy

everyone is trying to loot our nation because we are the greatest country in the world and no one has the ability to beat us in direct competition or conflict the only way to beat america is death by a thousand cuts, and right now it’s working

Never question the CIA's ability to get guns into the hands of literally anyone

Democrat Run CIA will literally designate your wife as a "terror sympathizer" for making sourdough and not wanting your children to be molested by a public school teacher

"There is no fifty-fifty allegiance to this country. A man is either an American and nothing else or he is not an American at all." Teddy Roosevelt

for a no fap chad like me extreme loads are an everyday carry 😎

Reminder that being Blackpilled is spiritual suicide. It is admitting that they buckbroke you. Name a single society that achieved anything great by promoting nihilism and hopelessness, anything worth defending? Say NO! to the Blackpill

Every American should know these statistics: Almost $110 billion in remittances flowed out of the US in 2025. Money sent abroad by immigrants. More than half of immigrants enrolled in a welfare program, including 51% of legal immigrants. American tax dollars are being sent abroad to enrich foreign nations.

“fight them over there so we don’t have to fight them at home” it is imperative that trump denaturalizes and deports every person who entered this country over the last 25 years immigrants, their ways of life, their desert religions, etc aren’t compatible with our way of life

You know what would make this better? Some Somalians

Its all numnums and yumyums, that's it, thats their whole ideology

@CoinbaseMarkets Your fees are ridiculous. I will never trade on Coinbase until you drop your fees minimum 75%. Simply an on/off ramp.

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@PhatNSpecs You ever go to a club where people wee on each other?

You ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?