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For anyone interested in jumping into xrp memes, First Ledger is the place to go: firstledger.net/?ref=q5jFtWoJx…

Over $1B extracted by the Trump family in crypto Every chart of their project ends the same way: - WLFI token: down 70% - TRUMP NFTs: down 90% - MELANIA token: down 99% - TRUMP token: down 96% - ABTC (BTC mining company): stock down 94% No matter which new project Trump family is launching, they always eating good And chart always goes to zero

Crypto Bullmarket but it's only 1 guy making money and everyone else losing

Trump fucked up his war so bad he’s trying to change the subject back to Epstein.

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@DonAlt @boldleonidas probably accounts for a good portion of the best ones

Looking for the most iconic/funniest somewhat easy to recognize crypto memes of the last decade Both in writing and in images Something like the below fits but anything goes really Does anyone have a good resource for that or can you all just dump them under this tweet?

Holy shit! Joe Kent did not hold back in his interview with Tucker Carlson: “One of Trump’s closest advisors who was advocating for us to not go to war with Iran and to rethink our relationship with Israel is suddenly assassinated and then we were told to stop investigating it.”

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@knveth This quote is what got me to read The Three Body Problem, highly recommend it

I think the coolest person you can be in crypto is a MEV genius for multiple reasons but the primary one is that you’re competing against a few other anon nerds across the world for an eventual dumb pot of gold like today

Stablecoins will be used EVERYWHERE. One of the first, major crypto innovations that will be used AT SCALE, across the globe and @CurveFinance is the best place to swap them on-chain. That's the thesis in the simplest possible form. $CRV

And there you have it. Before and after images below showing exactly what we were looking for playing out. You can see that the CRV/BTC pairing is just shy of the backtest of it's range but this small move alone has correlated with a move nearly back to range highs on the CRV/USD pairing- just as explained (in the gray text bubbles). For now- we want to see if the CRV/BTC pairing is ready to reclaim it's local range- that should coincide with a breakout on CRV/USD and begin a move to .30+. $CRV

So, you want to know why the one crypto bill that actually matters is collecting dust in Congress? Buckle up, and sit by the fire with Papa Farmer, because the reason is so breathtakingly stupid it makes perfect sense. Banks, the same institutions that charged you $35 for overdrafting by eleven cents, that gave you the global financial crisis of 08 by being absolute mavericks, the same people who took a taxpayer funded bailout and then gave themselves bonuses, are throwing a tantrum. Why? Because stablecoins might let you, a regular human being, earn 4% on your money. Four. Fucking. Percent. Not forty. Not four hundred. Four. And apparently that’s enough to make the entire banking industry shit their pants. Their argument, and I’m barely paraphrasing here, is: “If people have access to a better deal, they’ll stop accepting our garbage deal, and that’s unfair.” That’s it. That’s the whole thing. No, really. They’re barely even pretending it’s about consumer protection or systemic risk or any of the usual buzzwords they spit out when they want regulators to do their dirty work. They’re just openly admitting that their business model depends on you not having options. They said the quiet part so loud it shattered windows. And my brain. And I’m fucking sick and tired of this shit. So clearly crypto bros went: “So you mean… compete?” Turns out banks are only fans of the free market when the market is free to funnel money in their direction. So the White House, playing the role of exhausted parent breaking up a fight between a toddler and a teenager, scheduled a meeting. Sit down, hash it out, find a compromise. Very diplomatic. The proposed deal? Crypto drops yield on idle stablecoin holdings but keeps DeFi rewards intact. Which, honestly, is already a massive concession, bcuse like you are agreeing to only eat half your lunch so the kid who has never shared his toys in life stops crying. And are the banks happy? Nah. They willnevr be happy. Happiness for a bank lobbyist is a world where you have zero alternatives and a vague sense of gratitude for the privilege of being their customer. Yes sir. Thank you sir. Meanwhile, and here’s the part that should make your blood actually boil, go check your savings account apefam. Go on. Open that app. See that number? That beautiful, generous, awe-inspiring 0.1% APY? That’s what they think your loyalty is worth. One basis point. And somehow, Congress is listening. A “discussion” is being had. Remeber why you’re here anon. Remember that the system is working exactly as designed. Just not designed for you.

stop doomscrolling it’s not good for your mental. yes the world is a crazy and scary place — social media reminds you of that constantly, but life is a bullmarket.

Those waiting for capitulation.. This is capitulation Largest daily candle since 10/10

The daily closed. It can't hurt you anymore. The new daily might hurt you worse tho

was satoshi in the epstein emails or something

slow bleeds like this on Bitcoin don't end without some kind of 'bang' goodluck and stay safe.

Bitcoin is up 30% today against Silver btw

so yea Jim the name's $gas, gas town this genius-level dev Yegge created kubernetes for concurrent agentic workflows straight from his home desk then the crypto kids tokenized it, now hes adopted it and used the fees to fund his exploration into the future of post-agi devwork