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@JakeStateFarm Jake from Statefarm broke apart my family by fucking my wife

I didn't go to the gym, but I know a guy named Jim, so I earned this.

@domthebomb Why so ugly ?

New character pictures for Spider-Man 2! Showcasing: - Mary Jane Watson - Harry Osborn - Norman Osborn - Rio Morales - Ganke Lee - Hailey Cooper

@TerrellTerryl @justinbaragona I do

Rep. Lauren Boebert proposes an amendment to reduce trans Department of Defense official Shawn Skelly's salary to $1. "This delusional man thinking he is a woman, embodies and espouses the wokism that that’s causing significant harm to our military readiness and troops’ morale!"

@OliverJia1014 When are you getting the blue check for the massive twitter pay out brother ?

Not having kids because the world sucks is also a self-defeating attitude. Have kids and raise them to be the next generation that doesn’t repeat the same mistakes as our parents’ generation. We certainly have plenty that can be passed on.

Generally like this guy’s comics, but yeah this is an L. Most millennials don’t have kids or have them later not because of the environment, but because they view it as too expensive. Very few people IRL are going to make their major life decisions based on climate change.

@ZaidJilani If they aren’t already convinced by the literal crime surrounding them then how can Matt change their minds ? These people are obviously lost. Leftist politics has become a religion to these people

@B00K0FTRIBE Why would we? I love Lil B !

Do you think these would spontaneously combust if you told them where the word based came from

@SteveSanda2 @mene How ?

@mene It looks fake.

Jewelry worth its weight in gold. By avoiding gems and diamonds, our pieces are solid gold, leaving no doubt as to their long-term precious metal value.

@OliverJia1014 @downpressor Now that @elonmusk has clarified how to get paid on Twitter, you should be a creator on Twitter, would subscribe ! But that would mean getting the blue check 🥶

Big thanks to @downpressor for giving me this Sony HB-F1XD MSX2! No idea if it works, but it was a gift and should prove to be an interesting weekend project. Hopefully one day I can own an original copy of Metal Gear, Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake, Snatcher, and SD Snatcher.

@Shinigami_64 Top 10 most retarded X . Com moments

@illegalrugs @Gmw_TahoeLife @KimberFireQueen @Mostly_Yes @thelyzardking @blu5rose @unusual_whales Where do they accept credit cards for weed ?

@Gmw_TahoeLife @KimberFireQueen @Mostly_Yes @cryptof1ufc @thelyzardking @blu5rose @unusual_whales No one is supposed to dawg. You also arent supposed to run red lights or stop signs but it happens

Mastercard, $MA, has told US banks to block marijuana purchases on its US debit cards, per Daily Mail.

@illegalrugs @Gmw_TahoeLife @thelyzardking @blu5rose @unusual_whales Where?

@Gmw_TahoeLife @thelyzardking @blu5rose @unusual_whales Buddy, legal or not they do it lol

@mualphaxi Brain dead take. Just because the women attending try to be pretty and paid lots of money to see pretty white woman sing does not somehow show our culture is moving away from woke cult. If that stadium decided the election it would be 98% democrat victory no cap 😭

I’m at the Taylor Swift Eras tour in Santa Clara. I have never been more optimistic about the future of capitalism or America. 🇺🇸🇺🇸 Communism and ugliness are going to lose. This is the biggest event in a generation; and it's a complete cultural nightmare for the trans/BLM cult Almost 100% of the women are trying to look as beautiful as possible. And it's a very specific type of traditional, middle-American white girl beauty. Denim, sparkles all over the body, short skirts and short skirts, cowgirl boots, bikinis, spraytans, makeup. Many people have beautiful, elaborate outfits. I'm gay but the womenfolk here are undeniably hot. This is 40,000 (or more idk) people worshipping the beauty and excellence of one woman, who is going to be a liquid billionaire by the end of this tour And it's all about the women here! The men (dads and gays basically) are subordinate to the female beauty. Lots of mother-daughter and father-daughter pairs. T Swift is great for the family! Taylor has basically monopolized her column. Nobody is even trying to compete. They have entire semi-trucks full of merchandise here. Everyone paid hundreds or even thousands for a ticket. It's a powerful affirmation that talent matters, beauty matters, excellence matters. And you can be a global sensation. The woke stuff has to be shoved down the throat of the population for even moderate adoption. Taylor could fill a stadium in any city in the western world and people will pay a fortune. I have great hope for the future!

@DejaRu22 How do they reproduce ?🤔

This is the most accurate pic I can find of what they actually look like (one type, at least. there are many diff species)

@OliverJia1014 If it’s not self defense against nato, then Why did Russia invade Ukraine for then ?

I study international relations for a living and regularly speak to Ukrainians. Pointing out that Russia is objectively the aggressor and Ukraine is the victim isn't "propaganda," it's geopolitical reality.

@ONTHEBLOK_io @JasonMillerinDC @CaseyDeSantis @GovRonDeSantis How is the man in the video a pedo?

@JasonMillerinDC @CaseyDeSantis and @GovRonDeSantis are criminals and sending pedophiles to Americas Homes

Ron DeSantis is "dropping like a rock" youtu.be/xfgphkkWbIg

@vinhtages @Bismarck509 @MentalSmarties @PeteAnaya0311 @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN Mandate means you HAVE to wear the mask. He is NOT mandated to wear it. He wore it VOLUNTARILY. Which makes him appear SUS to many in the west who don’t understand why HE (and not the others in the photo) is still wearing a mask.

@Bismarck509 @MentalSmarties @PeteAnaya0311 @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN “It literally does. Also, you wrote "don't" instead of "doesn't" twice and "have" instead of "has." Please work on your vocabulary and reasoning skills as you sound like a fool.” Little buddy got his pussy hurt because he saw someone wearing mask 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Went to see Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny.

@LibertyCappy What if they tried DEMOCRATIC communism ? 🤔

@DonnyVerstappen 🥶🤯

The best driver the world has ever seen.. - Pole Position Race - Pole Position Sprint - Wins Sprint - Wins Race - Fastest Lap SUPER Grand Slam

@GeorgesStPierre TEAM ELON

Great training session with 3 men that I really admire. Combined IQ in this photo is 1000. « Not including me » 😂😂😂