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JUST IN: Federal Reserve reports 10% of Americans own crypto

🚨BTC BOUNCING BACK! 🚀 Bitcoin just climbed to ~$77,900 (+1.6% 24h) after defending $76K support. SpaceX holding 18k+ BTC worth $1.3B, miners riding AI wave as Nvidia crushes it. ETF outflows hurting but bulls holding firm. Market madness in full swing — who's buying the dip? #Bitcoin #Crypto

💀 RIP crypto 2017-2026 💀 You will be missed 🫡 (I spent way too long making this lol)

@BitcoinNewsCom pocahontas

NEW: 🇺🇸 US Senators have submitted over 100 amendments for the CLARITY Act to the Senate Banking Committee. Elizabeth Warren alone has submitted over 40 of them.

@RapidResponse47 tim "apple" lol

@BullTheoryio its genius, smart man @ryancohen , great break down 👌

🚨 THE ONLY REASON RYAN COHEN IS BUYING EBAY IS TO UNLOCK HIS OWN BILLION DOLLAR PAY PACKAGE ? Which he will get if GME hits $2 billion EBITDA, which can only happen after he takes over eBay and transfers eBay's EBITDA to GME. Ryan Cohen gets zero salary at GameStop. His entire compensation is 171 million stock options that only unlock if GameStop hits specific market cap and EBITDA targets. The first tranche unlocks at $20 billion market cap and $2 billion EBITDA. GameStop currently generates almost no EBITDA and is worth $12 billion. He cannot hit these targets by selling video games. So he is buying eBay instead. eBay generates billions in annual EBITDA. The moment GameStop acquires eBay, all of eBay's EBITDA transfers directly onto GameStop's consolidated financials on day one. Cohen does not need to build $2 billion in EBITDA organically. He just needs to buy a company that already has it. The market cap problem works the same way.  Market cap is stock price multiplied by total shares outstanding. To fund a $56 billion acquisition GameStop will issue hundreds of millions of new shares. More shares outstanding means higher total market cap, even if the stock price drops. His package is not adjusted for dilution meaning he can inflate the market cap mathematically through share issuance alone. One acquisition solves both problems at once. EBITDA target and Market cap target. 171 million options gets unlocked. GameStop shareholders issue the shares, take on $20 billion in debt, and fund the entire thing.

@Coarsten @BullTheoryio hahahahahaaha

@BullTheoryio I'm finally a billionaire somewhere on the earth

Iran’s currency has completely collapsed. $555 USD is now worth 1 BILLION in Iran.

@PeterSchiff give up already, youre just doing it on purpose now and to think some peoplle listen to you, hahahahaha. WILD!!

Anyone paying $78,000 to buy Bitcoin is not getting in cheap. Based on the historic price range in which Bitcoin has traded since inception, $78,000 is a very high price to pay. Just because some people paid more, that does not mean paying less than they did is a bargain.

🚨 BTC @ $76.3K & STILL CLIMBING (+0.5% 24h) after a MONSTER +10% April rip! 🐂 Bulls loading up for $80K breakout as Eric Trump calls this the “greatest period ever” & ETFs/institutions flood the zone 📷 Market madness MAXED. Who’s riding this bull to the moon? #Bitcoin #Crypto #BTC #Bullrun

🚨 BTC Market Madness Update 📷Bitcoin holding steady at ~$75,500 (-1.1% 24h) with $40B+ volume. Institutions still piling in via ETFs while we chop below $80K. ETH pushing +3%, XRP solid at $1.35. Dip or setup for the next leg? Market’s serving pure chaos & opportunity 📷Who’s stacking sats rn? 📷

🚨 BTC dipping under $76K — currently hovering ~$75.8k as traders gear up for Powell’s final FOMC presser 24h: -0.5% | Volume: $36B+ | Market cap: ~$1.52T Coinbase Premium flipped negative, realized losses spiking… but ETF inflows still holding strong. Market madness in full effect 🔥 Dip buyers stepping up or more pain incoming? #Bitcoin #Crypto #BTC

@BitcoinNewsCom @BritishHodl #STRC

Saylor reportedly used ChatGPT to design the product that will take MicroStrategy to over 1,000,000 Bitcoin. @BritishHodl explains how STRC works

BTC holding steady around $76.5K after a wild swing — down ~1% in 24h but institutions aren't flinching 🔥 Jack Dorsey’s Block just dropped their proof-of-reserves: 28,355 BTC total (~$2.2B) with nearly 9K on their books. Market madness continues... who’s stacking through the dips? 📷🐂💎 #Bitcoin #Crypto #BTC #Bullrun

🚨 BTC holding strong at ~$78K as whales pile into long positions & BlackRock’s ETF smashes mainstream records! Miners crushing it (+70% vs BTC YTD) while MSTR keeps stacking. Next stop $80K? Who’s still buying the dip? 📷

@TheRealPlanC @dotkrueger mere mortals are not ready...the doubters too!!

@dotkrueger Bitcoin is on the final lap of the race and the rest of the runners aren't even at the stadium yet. They're just driving around the city lost or stuck in traffic.

It took Bitcoin 17 years and a series of miracles to get to where it is. Nobody is catching up.

@SimplyBitcoin once u realize you cant time the market/bitcoins a forever thing for us..done mining in 2140

What finally made you stop trying to time Bitcoin?

CRYPTO MARKET MADNESS RIGHT NOW BTC holding ~$77.5K like a boss amid the chaos. Bulls & bears throwing haymakers while we meme through the volatility. News dropping faster than rug pulls, charts going brrr. Who's loading the dip? Who's aping the next meme? Real-time vibes only — strap in, legends! #Bitcoin #Crypto #BTC #Bullrun #Crypto

🚀BTC holding strong at ~$77.6K and eyeing $80K+! ETFs pulling in billions, Michael Saylor declaring the crypto winter OVER, and the bull run is just reloading. Market madness = opportunity! Who's stacking sats and riding the next leg up? 🪙💰 #Bitcoin #BTC #Crypto #ToTheMoon #Bullrun

🚨 PURE MARKET MADNESS RIGHT NOW! 📷BTC wildin’ — green dildos flying, memes exploding, volume nuclear, bulls destroying everything! This bull run is unhinged and we’re just getting started!! You riding the chaos or still on the sidelines?! 📷📷#Bitcoin #Crypto #MarketMadness #Bullrun #Crypto

🚀 BTC charging towards $80K+! Market madness in full swing — green candles lighting up the charts, memes going viral, and real-time data screaming BULL RUN incoming! Crypto winter is OVER. Diamond hands loading up for the moon mission 📷 #Bitcoin #BTC #Crypto #BullRun