Owsley

all mass media is propaganda

Job can wait 😅

@Blue_Collar619 @smith0624 @JasonLaCanfora If they stop the illegals at the border who will fuck your wife while you’re out polishing your truck nuts?

@smith0624 @JasonLaCanfora It’s amazing how no liberals are outraged that all the millions of illegal immigrants crossing the border daily aren’t tested for covid or any other dieases.

The dumbest fake smart guy you will ever meet

@aubreystrobel Go to Sauvage wine bar on McDowell and 3rd avenue, you’re welcome!

sunny arizona ☀️

follow me to join the broad array of crypto bots that have been following me on this platform

@DoctorEthereum maybe he can start wearing kneepads

@quangocracy this made me open twitter again; people crazy out there

Bulls really did it eh. 🤷‍♂️

Wow, what's going on with $BTC? Wasn't expecting a big pamp

@TrumpNightmares @galxe_com @itsjozua @TXID007 @marutipatange @Igorq1992 @mrjones_nft @Julian27102824 @azim_morad @eatpaint3000 @BabyDoge_Burn @SMMahmudulHas11 @cryptosedan @RobNips the only cryptocurrency dedicated to rapists

$TATE to the top! @galxe_com @itsjozua @TXID007 @marutipatange @Igorq1992 @cryptowsley @mrjones_nft @Julian27102824 @azim_morad @eatpaint3000 @BabyDoge_Burn @SMMahmudulHas11 @cryptosedan @RobNips

man, Elon can't even get a pump and dump right

@growing_daniel Dang I thought we hired this dude because he knew how to run a train

I usually have zero opinions about the Secretary of Transportation but ever since we got this weird little dude all the airports have been seizing up and trains are falling off the tracks and exploding. Think of the country dawg go find something else

@jayaturquoise @JohnnyQuachy @JamesClear Only the OG location is good. Not the other one

Las Vegas experts: You're trying to have one amazing meal (doesn't have to be fancy). Where do you go?

@mdudas Carne asada tacos

I for one would like to know what the Space Force has to say about all these UFOs and spy balloons

@drsidsan @roshanpateI The real pros stick a four loko-soaked tampon up their ass

@roshanpateI Caffeine suppositories will do it without getting your chair wet..Not really slow release though

Life hack: To prevent an afternoon crash, soak your underwear in cold brew for slow release caffeine absorption via skin throughout the day.

@aubreystrobel Bring a man or hire one to travel with you in India.

places i’d love to travel to this year: Japan India Morocco Australia Germany South Africa any absolute musts from this list?!

@Jason I retired, left SF and bought a big house with a pool. Now I ride my bike a lot and spend way more time outdoors. Pretty nice life!

I miss the crypto guys with the laser eyes telling us to “have fun staying poor” — where did they all go?

in this house we take our vitamins

@luke_metro equity comp is only useful as a measure of a founder's ability to convince their team that it's a worthy mission. it's meaningless until it can be sold in a free market

@luke_metro fake as hell, you know it!

Now that I’m private: Is equity compensation a real or fake expense for corporations?

@growing_daniel what do you think people do in prison?

People who jerk off should be in prison