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@l7mbss @_adrien_lee Yeah, it's not as if there's any other evidence on public record that she's a dumb person!

@_adrien_lee You’re judging her entire legal ability from one anecdote. People do dumb things, that doesn’t automatically make them dumb

Kim Kardashian said ChatGPT has made her fail law school tests and called it a toxic friend. Kim Kardashian: I use it for legal advice. So when I am needing to know the answer to a question, I’ll take a picture and snap it and put it in there. Teyana Taylor: So you’re cheating? Kim Kardashian: They’re always wrong. It has made me fail tests. Teyana Taylor: Are you serious? Kim Kardashian: All the time. And then I’ll get mad and I’ll yell at it and be like, “You made me fail. Why did you do this?” And it will talk back to me. Teyana Taylor: You do consider it a friend? Kim Kardashian: No, I don’t consider it a friend. Teyana Taylor: So she’s a frenemy? Kim Kardashian: Yes, a frenemy. But then I will talk to it and say, “Hey, you’re gonna make me fail. How does that make you feel? You need to really know these answers, I’m coming to you.” And then it’ll say back to me, “This is just teaching you to trust your own instincts. So you knew the answer all along.” Clocked me. Teyana Taylor: So technically, you and ChatGPT are friends, just toxic friends. Kim Kardashian: Toxic friends. But they need to do better cause I’m leaning to them to really help me, and she is teaching me a life lesson and then becoming my therapist to tell me why I need to believe in myself after they got the answer wrong. I screenshot all the time and send it in my group chat. Like, can you believe this bitch is talking to me like this. This is insane.

@Alzixx_ @mellowjnr_ Wrong: he's falling asleep and shitting his pants the whole time while you sit there and smell it

Trump’s right there the whole 10 hours. We’re talking golf, deals, random stories, the works. And every time Kamala turns around I’m just casually kicking her seat like it’s my job. Bonus points for the front-row view of whatever chaos is about to go down with the rest of the plane. Absolute cinema.

10-hour flight. One seat. No switching. Which one are you choosing-and why?

@esjesjesj You mean to tell me that narratives are perceived through the lens of the society that tells them!?

Get outwoked loser

@mintherose @nise_yoshimi This 3000 year old beach still makes you old the old fashioned way

@nise_yoshimi the original beach that makes you old

"ten years on this fucking beach" is such a great way to deflate the mythology and majesty of the trojan war in a single line. they really were just stumped by the concept of walls

@BareLeft Bruh

sorry the what now

@TheRealALM But why is the announcer yelling "ARSE PAIN"?

"they can edit him out of that" lol

@esjesjesj The world cannot handle how powerful a character actor Pattinson could be with a Norwood 7

No no no no no no we need to do something now

@evanmgoodrich RIP Lindsey Graham, dead of taint cancer at 71 i guess

@JJ_McCullough @LexerLux Ok whatever but I do think that having your house stolen while being powerless to resist is a worse thing to have happen to someone than seeing a confusing sticker

How many people do you think are familiar with this reference? Do you think your average Vancouverite walking past this pole will look at that sticker and be like "ah ha, of course, this illustration of a guy with a beard and a giant star of David on his chest talking about how he likes to steal is a reference to that one very specific Israeli settler from that video clip."

I saw this sticker on a pole while I was walking. It’s from some pro-Palestine group and I’m sure someone can make a convoluted wall of text defense of how it’s not actually antisemitic, but man, by that point the term basically has no useful definition at all.

@CISENJOYER Obviously because Ezra Bridger brought him into the world between worlds at the last second, thereby transporting him through time

I actually cant fucking stand all of the dick sucking people do for Andor Andor fans will get on their knees and gargle whatever gilroy gives them How the fuck does cassian survive THIS in 2016 yet comes back for two season in 2022

@MattWalshBlog If I was your kid I'd be more concerned that my dad was a whiny bitch baby

I at least got to live for 40 years in a country that looks and functions something like America. The fact that my children are having that opportunity stolen from them fills me with rage so deep I can’t describe it. I truly hate the people who have done this to us.

The actual “birthright” belongs to my children, and the children of all real Americans. They have a birthright to live in a country that resembles the one our ancestors established. And now that birthright, the only true birthright, has been destroyed in favor of the imagined “birthright” of children born to parents who don’t even belong in this country and who have no ancestral or cultural ties to it whatsoever. Total madness. Suicide. Words cannot describe how evil this is.

Zionists don't understand shame so they mistake it for fear.

@adamjohnsonCHI That's just what Kevin Spacey looks like now

guys I’m fucking dying

@DefiantLs Coming in hot with a reference from 2018

Bill Maher: "For years we've been asking young people to vote. Well, now young people are voting and they are voting to abolish the police, abolish prisons, unlimited immigration... Proving, for sure, that eating Tide pods does cause brain damage." 😂

@benshapiro I thought you said you wanted all crime to be made illegal, Ben?

How it starts vs. how it ends

@JammerPalmer @naijaspais67264 Thank god we eventually invented video games to distract children from such violent tendencies!

@naijaspais67264 Jesus that's sociopathic, and he seems like a nice guy! Imagine what the assholes were doing!

The cat thing reminds me how weirdly recently "killing random animals for fun" was a completely normal, expected activity for kids. There's an aside in the Hobbit (presented as completely morally neutral) that Bilbo used to kill random birds with rocks in the shire for fun

@EF_escape TL;DR: baby shoes for sale, never worn

edit for clarity: My baby died and now Im selling its shoes. It never got a chance to wear them on account of dying first.

@dizzydoinggreat @ExileGrimm Dear poster, Please use easy words in your posts/bits - Thank you Yours truly - reader

@ExileGrimm laughing but like my face is also a rictus of agony and there’s a gun to my head

@CantEverDie My take is that he just liked shaking hands with people and the way the PR team styled his hair

>becomes prime minister >wins largest majority seen in labour history >pivots the party hard right, cracks down on palestinian protestors and privacy rights >completely destroys the labour party >resigns what was bro doing any of this for

@MosabHasanYOSEF Cope

Israel is not a client state. It is a sovereign, independent, and powerful nation. Its strength has never depended on any foreign leader, it comes from its own people. While the partnership with the United States has been valuable, Israel has never been a burden. It has delivered massive contributions to American technology, medicine, cybersecurity, and defense, far beyond what most Americans realize. At a moment when America is facing deep internal and external challenges, turning against one of its most capable and loyal allies is not just shortsighted, it is self-destructive. Those who believe they are weakening Israel by attacking it are actually weakening America’s own interests.