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Viggie Smalls@Viggie_Smalls93
When a girl casually comments on your arms it’s over
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les mis grunge 🔻
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les mis grunge 🔻
@dizzydoinggreat
Super-милый crying face
on a hill south of heaven. Katılım Temmuz 2019
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@lomaxx it’s so cute how you think that’s a top one percenter
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This is where the “tax the rich” crowd lose me.
Say I earn 90k a year and in 2027 I inherit $200,000
I invest that $200k and after 10 years in the stock market it’s now worth $400k
If I sell it and realise the $200k capital gain, what the govt and the “tax the rich” crowd are saying is that I should be taxed as if I make $290k every year.
Now if I try and split that CGT income across 2 people I’m “greedy” and avoiding tax
But if I sell down in 4x $100k lots over 4 years and minimise my tax, that’s ok and nobody bats an eyelid - but it’s the same principle.
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@NotADebacle if this had blown up i’m sure i would have been yelled at too. just did not escape containment for once
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@dizzydoinggreat I got yelled at for saying the same thing lol
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if i’m paying for delivery not sure dating is really the word
#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart@prettycritical
857 comments. DELICIOUS😈
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is that a night heron i’m not actually a bird understanderer
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@itimaliasof @Dawnisgreat reminds me of barkus in new orleans
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@heavyhonkers i hate it so much. 80 degrees last night at 11 pm my dog looking at me like she’s gagging
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@missus_wormy it is like being in a different universe reading the replies. i only looked bc i had no idea what the problem was. depressing shit
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internalized cuck fetish strikes again
Justin “Faggot” Thomas@JTburnerman
Maybe the worst text to receive when you’re girl’s at a party #fuckmetotears
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@ChrisO_wiki @bartlebooth45 didn’t i already see this tweet
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My deal to marry Zendaya is 95% done. The remaining 5% of negotiations are focused on telling her and getting her to accept.
G Elliott Morris@gelliottmorris
one of the best tweets of all time
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@dizzydoinggreat I 100% imagined the roach furniture out on a New Orleans street
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had a roommate who never paid a cent. only roommate i ever evicted. she was a stripper who claimed to have no money (hence the non-payment of rent). so i remember the last time we talked saying how the fuck are you a stripper with no money??? & she said “i’m a very bad stripper.”
Kittenfish💖@Kittenfish817
I’m craving more roommate stories. One time our cable was out for a day and I was complaining and I said, “Do you think they’ll give people their money back for the time they weren’t providing the service we paid for?” And my roommate said, “Well, I mean we’re not actually paying
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this nigga just said you black out drunk i carry your limp body into the house hydrate you take your clothes off fuck you and then you wake up with no memory of it
𝐊𝐚𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐥@kabrieltwt
It's hilarious how he was surprised the Not Like Us bars stuck like who in their right mind says shit like this and think it won't come back to hurt you
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BABE i'm so horny PLEASE talk to the internet about my pussy again
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Looking at my nudes and crying bc I have nobody to send them to
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@uncledoomer do you ever stop crying you fucking pussy
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nobody wants to accept that women will be completely fine with you looking like this if you have a full head of hair. but once your hair starts going, to a woman a guy with this level of body fat might as well be homer simpson
Men Celeb Updates@MenCelebUpdates
Homer Gere in tonight's episode of 'Euphoria'
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@AceRumble @AidanSimardone it must be nice being this stupid
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@AidanSimardone We would be laying the same amount of rail if we also used slaves and ignored safety regulations like China does.
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