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✨Courtney✨
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✨Courtney✨
@cstratOHMY
co-host of the Glove Actually Podcast. i’m only cryptic and machiavellian ‘cause I care. formerly “The Beyoncé of PhotoPass”. she/her #Birdland #RaiseTheCone
Orlando, FL Katılım Mayıs 2010
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I think the only way to get this team back on track is to get a team puppy and for mustard to win one
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Sellout at Nationals Park tonight, with a crowd of 38,912 for Hot Dog Night. Gotta say, they leaned all the way into the bit and kinda nailed it.
Wonder how many people had the hot dog fries.
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@_EMMinem Unfortunately I think we’ve already seen him in an O’s uniform for the last time. 🥲 and that makes me so sad
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at the doctor and they asked me if i am sexually active. i said yes my baseball team fucks me 5x a week
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Hi everybody! Elmo was wondering if he could ask the Phillies some questions?
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what the hell are you doing dude we have a game at 6 pm
barbarism critic@barbarismcrit
!! Important new bird! We’ve never had a Baltimore oriole visit the feeder this is so exciting
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How a revved-up offense — and the usual brilliance of Paul Skenes — is revitalizing the Pirates, plus Baltimore’s unhittable Rico Garcia, and more Sliders! nytimes.com/athletic/72764…
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Dramatic Shohei vs. Dramatic Chipmunk
Shohei is on the left.
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I’m just trying to buy a Gatorade and this vending machine keeps showing me Anthony Volpe’s statline for some reason
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@YungGiamatti @ZachInMillioke can I get yall on my podcast for a brewers themed episode later this summer? (I am content planning for August-ish)
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@suchnerve I slept over at a man’s house after a night out who had 1. no toilet paper 2, one throw-sized blanket on his bed and 3. one pillow. It was like being in jail, istg.
But best believe there were at least 20 unique pairs of crisp sneakers in the closet. 🥴
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Boy do I have a Mary’s Teacher casting suggestion for you guys
OH, MARY! on Broadway@ohmaryplay
OH, MEG! ⭐️ Meg Stalter will make her Broadway debut as Mary Todd Lincoln in OH, MARY! for a limited 10-week engagement beginning Monday, July 6.
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To distract myself from the orioles/yankees series this week, I’m on a mission to learn about each MLB team’s mascot and then decide who my favorites are. Feel free to make a pitch for your team’s mascot below. Thank you for your time & attention in this matter🙂↔️
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@_EMMinem We did top 5 cutest AND top 5 sexiest mascots, just fyi lol
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