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@cstratOHMY

co-host of the Glove Actually Podcast. i’m only cryptic and machiavellian ‘cause I care. formerly “The Beyoncé of PhotoPass”. she/her #Birdland #RaiseTheCone

Orlando, FL Katılım Mayıs 2010
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✨Courtney✨@cstratOHMY·
Mood.
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emma, avocado-at-law🥑
I think the only way to get this team back on track is to get a team puppy and for mustard to win one
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Spencer Nusbaum@spencernusbaum_·
Sellout at Nationals Park tonight, with a crowd of 38,912 for Hot Dog Night. Gotta say, they leaned all the way into the bit and kinda nailed it. Wonder how many people had the hot dog fries.
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MLB@MLB·
New NL Rookie of the Year candidate incoming 🐶 Wishing Natty a paw-fect debut 🐾
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✨Courtney✨@cstratOHMY·
@_EMMinem Unfortunately I think we’ve already seen him in an O’s uniform for the last time. 🥲 and that makes me so sad
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playoff buckets
playoff buckets@badbuckets_·
at the doctor and they asked me if i am sexually active. i said yes my baseball team fucks me 5x a week
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Philadelphia Phillies@Phillies·
Hi everybody! Elmo was wondering if he could ask the Phillies some questions?
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Tyler Kepner
Tyler Kepner@TylerKepner·
How a revved-up offense — and the usual brilliance of Paul Skenes — is revitalizing the Pirates, plus Baltimore’s unhittable Rico Garcia, and more Sliders! nytimes.com/athletic/72764…
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✨Courtney✨@cstratOHMY·
Did I cry making this for Tik Tok? I’ll never tell…
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Rob Friedman@PitchingNinja·
Dramatic Shohei vs. Dramatic Chipmunk Shohei is on the left.
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KutterIsKing
KutterIsKing@KutterIsKing·
I’m just trying to buy a Gatorade and this vending machine keeps showing me Anthony Volpe’s statline for some reason
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✨Courtney✨@cstratOHMY·
@suchnerve I slept over at a man’s house after a night out who had 1. no toilet paper 2, one throw-sized blanket on his bed and 3. one pillow. It was like being in jail, istg. But best believe there were at least 20 unique pairs of crisp sneakers in the closet. 🥴
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Vivian@suchnerve·
Can’t stop thinking about the “Spending the night at a man’s house is like camping” discourse because omfg it’s so true
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emma, avocado-at-law🥑
To distract myself from the orioles/yankees series this week, I’m on a mission to learn about each MLB team’s mascot and then decide who my favorites are. Feel free to make a pitch for your team’s mascot below. Thank you for your time & attention in this matter🙂‍↔️
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maddie
maddie@maddiecholette·
have the perfect place to safely keep baseballs
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