Shawn Walter

@Katie05183876 @pattonoswalt “It’s the little differences”

@pattonoswalt "Now, I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet" "Which on is it" "It's the one that says 'bad mothaphucka'"

“I just bet my balls — and shook on it.”

@dog_rates @bestfriends @Trupanion

For every festive dog pic in the replies, we will donate $1 to @bestfriends Animal Society (up to 30,000) We’re able to give back this season thanks to our partnership with @Trupanion. Let’s see those holiday pups ❤️

@dog_rates @bestfriends @Trupanion

A shout out to Kevin, Giannis, Zion, Blake, Steph and all the players, owners and organizations who are setting a good example during a challenging time. A reminder that we’re a community, and that each of us has an obligation to look out for each other. cnn.com/2020/03/13/us/…

@StephDill92 @teacher2teacher 130+ for me. Every student in my high school classes received a personal thank you note. :)

25 individual notes for my students. Telling them 1 more time how much they grew their brains, to wish them fun this summer, and let them know I am looking forward to seeing them back in August. #ParrTeach #jeffcoproud #jeffcoschools #BeTheOne #KidsDeserveIt #WhyITeach

20 years ago today a world that I had lived in alone was suddenly open to others. It's been wonderful. Thank you. #HarryPotter20

@PartyProsENT C

#FarewellHughes #csufootball

Biden: I found a cool new apartment for us downtown Obama: Joe...Michelle and I are- Michelle: [covers obama's mouth] are so excited!

Texas turned blue. It'll probably only last a minute but still...whoa.

@CSUFootball Evee showed up to play with the band #FarewellHughes

@CSUfootball The day before her birthday, celebrating the decade in which she was born with the Rams #FarewellHughes

This is Remus. He's a mop that came to life. Can't see anything. Constantly trips over himself. Still a very good dog. 11/10

@rickygervais Their good dogs, Brent. @dog_rates

I finally read the Bible and it blew my mind. How come no one told me Jesus was a Middle Eastern refugee?! #TrumpBookReport

"Nasty woman" is what every strong woman is called when they throw back just .01% of what they've had to absorb.

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