Chris Swenson

@Qshizzle97 @Tesla @cybertruck

Show up to Tesla service center, check in on app, pull car inside, accept loaner agreement, hop in loaner car, all my car settings instantly switched over, ask grok where to eat, FSD to restaurant. @Tesla doesn’t miss (thankful I didn’t get a @cybertruck loaner for my wallet)

@SecRollins Now do soybeans

American farmers and ranchers are FINALLY making gains on the trade front. In just one year, we’ve enacted 18 new trade agreements. Reversing the unnecessary damage from the last administration. What was an ag trade surplus when we left office in 2020 had turned into a forecasted $50 billion deficit under Biden. We cut that deficit by 42% in a single year, and we’re on track to cut it even more this year. Our producers are opening new markets: ✅Corn exports up 25% ✅Ethanol exports up 20% ✅ Tree nut exports up 11% ✅ Dairy exports up 17% And we’re expanding domestic demand too with summer E15 and the largest Renewable Volume Obligations in American history.

@CBKimbrell I know a guy, what are you wondering?

Does anyone on here have experience with potato silage? I’m wondering about feeding it to my cows and selling my hay. alamosacitizen.com/potato-growers…

@3YearLetterman @jared_shult Correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe he was born in what is presently New Jersey

@jared_shult Jesus didn’t “come to” America, he was born here.

The fact that Mormons believe Jesus came to America is still mind boggling to me

@Iowacrops What a nice bonus for your agents!

Hawks and Huskers.. In case you were wondering.

@Iowacrops We won’t get those but we don’t have to pay income tax right?!

Anyone know if the DOGE refund or the tariff refund check will come first?

@SecRollins @USDA Do you actually have any idea of what is happening in reality?

America is winning on trade — and @USDA is keeping score! 🇺🇸🤝🌎🌍🌏 Our new Trade Wins page will track the wins we're delivering for U.S. farmers, ranchers, and producers, with updates added regularly as more progress unfolds. Check it out here👇 usda.gov/trade-wins

@JerodMcDaniel Jerod, you need to keep an eye to the sky for a drone with Israel’s flag on it if you keep tweeting like this

Americans weren’t in harms way, and they need to sell y’all that lie & point at some brown people and say, “Bad man!!” The Zionist bastards in Israel have now got our country killing innocents with them just like they did to the people of Gaza. Keep telling yourself u r good

@SecRollins Now do price

I've long said the U.S. grows the best agricultural products in the world, we just had to get out and hustle to move them out. Current corn export inspections are up 77% over the five-year average, and we've just had two of the best weeks for exports ever! 🇺🇸🌽 PROGRESS! But so much more to do. We won’t stop. Thank you @POTUS, @USTradeRep, @howardlutnick, and @SecScottBessent. #Teamwork #MAGA #USAgriculture #CornExports

@SecRollins @USDA @SecKennedy @WhiteHouse @POTUS @SecRollins will the milk be sourced from Argentina?

Whole Milk is Back! Everything changed when we marked a new era for America and our health. #DrinkWholeMilk #EatRealFood

@brim006 Is cheeks bra (bar) still going across the street?

Hannaford Mercantile Co. Hannaford, ND Renovated and repurposed as an event center. 🤌

@ottoscholl It’s almost like they think (we) are stupid

Much cleaner than saying we sold you out and left the payment on the dresser. That is just solid messaging.

@SecRollins @POTUS @grok how much sorghum has been shipped to China in 2025 compared to 2021-2024

🚢 CONFIRMED! The first shipment of 🇺🇸 sorghum is on its way to China thanks to our Deal-Maker-in-Chief, @POTUS!

@Pness03 @runningbehind77 What have you heard for price for urea?

@runningbehind77 Why they be hauling fertilizer? We've been told as growers to hold off on purchases

Everybody in North Dakota gonna be hauling fertilizer the next 2 weeks, hours of service are on hold. Bet all the dealers increase their hours to help out to*

@JerodMcDaniel Well said, Jerod, well said.

Dear Trump, First off, go fuck yourself. Second, you won’t do shit because of your corrupt ties to packing industry, so sit down with your bullshit about lowering beef prices. Third, you look like a terd insulting decent hard working producers. Fourth, go fuck yourself again.

@BeetfarmerDave Never seize works wonders

Idk what day the almighty gave us fire but im thankful

@Acyn @marcorubio how much do you hate your life?

Trump: AOC is low IQ. If you give her an IQ test, have her pass like the exams that I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. Those are very hard… They're really aptitude tests, in a certain way, but they're cognitive tests. Let AOC go against Trump. The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..

@SecRollins @willcain @WillCainShow @FoxNews When are you joining @StandardGrain?

Joining @willcain on Fox News' @WillCainShow LIVE at 4:35pm EST! TUNE IN! 🇺🇸

@SecRollins @USDA @WhiteHouse @POTUS This was well appreciated too! Thank You!!!!

Yesterday, President Trump reopened FSA county offices so farmers can continue to access critical USDA services during the radical left Democrat shutdown, allowing them to finish harvest and begin next season’s critical work of feeding, fueling and clothing our great country. 🚜 Today, I visited our recently reopened Tangipahoa Parish FSA team in Amite City, Louisiana. I was blown away by the team there: Dewanna, Tabitha, Christie, and Jules, who keep Louisiana’s farmers supported and our food supply strong. Thank you all for your servants heart and relentless dedication to our farmers. I was so inspired. 🙏🇺🇸 Even through the government shutdown, they’ve continued serving producers with excellence. With all 2,100 FSA offices now reopened, @USDA can ensure critical relief, loans, and payments keep flowing to America’s farmers. 💪