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Love my mattress but the sheets tear after a few washes. Wish they would improve the quality. #sleeppurple

@Dutchresistanc @playbookdc @politico @GovRonDeSantis Dude, I can’t even find gas in South Florida. He can’t govern.

@playbookdc @politico @GovRonDeSantis should stay governor. If he leaves al his hard work for Florida can be undone. His policies should become a blue print for all the red states. Florida should be the base of operations for the America first movement and the constitution.

In the 24 hours leading up to Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis' much-anticipated meeting with GOP lawmakers, two members from his own state endorsed Trump. It’s a troubling sign for DeSantis if he can’t convince more Republican lawmakers. More in Playbook: politico.com/newsletters/pl…

@Saxgod @boomshakamaui @emissaryofwind @dietz_meredith Similar story here. When you start enjoying being alone, that’s when you’re ready to find someone. Hang in there.

@boomshakamaui @emissaryofwind @dietz_meredith Yea I’ve given up a long time ago. What sucks is I’m starting to enjoy being alone so whoever I meet will have to smash my joy of being alone but will say the loneliness does get to me especially now when my kids are either adults or almost there. Online dating sucks too.

everyone assumes that he is the one breaking up with all these 25-yr-olds. what really happens is that once a woman's brain finishes developing, she realizes she doesn't wanna be with leonardo dicaprio

@BreeNewsome On day 6 and I’m hurting bad, even with vax and booster

Y’all this BA.5 is not a joke. Put a damn mask on

@Walmart I have spent over 8 hours on the phone with your reps, many of whom lied to me about the help they were providing and who passed me off to other people who couldn’t help. Nobody ever returns my calls

@Walmart why do your agents give out fake help numbers that lead to nobody? Or to a menu where every option provided is invalid? I have a 70 inch broken tv sitting in my living for over a month that you refuse to replace

@Walmart you shipped me broken tv and refuse to give me money back. I’ve talked to 20 customer agent, been hung up on several times, transferred to wrong numbers. You are criminals

@BaelaLayla A win for humanity!

@JetBlue I have been on hold for 7 hours. 10 hours by chat. I spent last night rebooking my cancelled flight. The app is now saying I don’t have seats on the rebooked flight HELP

@JetBlue you haven’t responded to my chats or phone calls. It’s been 6 hours. The app is no longer showing my assigned seats. What is going on????

@JetBlue @kellyy0ung @stumpylog I’m stuck in Puerto Rico and can’t get a flight home. Please help. Nobody is picking up after waiting on the line for 4 hours.

@kellyy0ung @stumpylog Send us a DM with your six-letter confirmation code and name on the reservation. We can look at some options for you. twitter.com/messages/compo…

.@JetBlue pray tell, how am I supposed to manage my trip (that you canceled) if you removed the flight from My Trips? It's like y'all don't want me to follow your directions! #jetblue #holidaytravel

@JetBlue you cancelled my flight and I’ve been waiting over 4 hours to have a rep pick up a phone. Also been waiting 3 hours for a live chat. Please help

Some wonderful advice from @jonmsweeney

@JoJoFromJerz Nah. Not me.

Let’s just say I have a friend who’s recently tried a dating app despite never wanting to, and her question a week in is this: Why does every single guy between the age of 44 & 49 have to mention something he saw on Joe Rogan’s podcast? Do they ALL watch him? All of them? Why?!?

@geneweingarten Blueberries

Is there a food that you cannot understand why everyone doesn't love it as much as you do? I don't mean, like, sushi, where we know some people can't get their brains around raw fish. I mean other things. Duuh things.

@DriveSlow_Homie For President.

Akeelah and the bucket 😤

@ReignOfApril @JenniferJJacobs 👆☝️👆☝️

This is why it matters, @JenniferJJacobs. Even fellow journalists may not search for context, thinking you had provided it. Now you both look bad. To say nothing of regular folks like me who look to journalists for complete info. twitter.com/samstein/statu… twitter.com/samstein/statu…

Context matters, Jennifer. I actually took the time to edit your tweet below. You had enough characters to add Biden's FULL quote: “...Whether they should remain the rules is a different issue. I was proud of how she responded.” You intentionally chose not to. Why?

@MasonRobbinz 💪💪💪

Im almost 4 months sober from fentanyl. I just finished my 2 month Outpatient (IOP) program. My family would sooner piss on me then congratulate me. Maybe Twitter can fill the void. Give Miyah a congrats and a lil love perhaps? <3