vommy

All of my tweets are cries for help

scientist and kid episode2 - be gay do crimes

starcatcher from insaniquarium

When you finally realize who gave fat goomba his lollipop

I was laughing like a caveman over this

i wanted to make a game but its SO boring learn how to code games someday i will find someone to do it for me, much more easy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The guy that killed my grandma for 27 dollars is live on tiktok right now with 900 viewers stirfrying chicken thighs in his jail cell

what if you were playing super smash bros melee and you got the warning siren for a new character to fight and it's him

When I was a kid, I thought I could do the Z-jump from Mario 64. I tried to jump down the stairs, hit my head so hard on the wooden ceiling that the impact caused a bruise on the back of my head.

dracula

why are they doing this #create #aeronautics

the aeroquel

KIMERO ⁉️[bizarre character]

Just had a dumbass idea

mhm

i made a state-of-the-art-for-1980 speech synth just for laughs