CulexInTexas

@EricLDaugh 🤣🤣🤣

🚨 HOLY CRAP! Gov. Ron DeSantis just BODIED Hakeem Jeffries threatening Florida if we re-draw our 2026 maps "'Oh, we're gonna go after Florida.' PLEASE. BE MY GUEST. I will PAY you to come campaign! I'll put you up in the Florida governor's mansion! We'll take you fishing. NOTHING could be better for Florida Republicans than to see Hakeem Jeffries everywhere around this state!" 🤣 "Voters will NOT like what they see. DOOR IS OPEN! Invitation is out there!" 🔥 "I kinda feel bad for the guy...the far left hates him! They call him a dollar store Obama, AIPAC Shakur! He tried to ingratiate himself, but they won't drink the Kool-Aid!" Time to re-draw, special session is in ONE WEEK. Florida is RED ☀️

@RCPolitics They were fighting white supremacy by funding it? 🤣🤣🤣

Schumer Defends SPLC: Trump DOJ Is Sending The Message, "If You Fight White Supremacy, You're Next" realclearpolitics.com/video/2026/04/…

@NBCNews Oh noooooo they have to live in the real world now....

Thirteen federal workers who were laid off during the DOGE cuts tell NBC News they struggled to find work, had to move or took major pay cuts after their agencies were gutted. nbcnews.com/politics/doge/…

@vesselofvon @libsoftiktok

@culexintexas @libsoftiktok you should honest to god be strung up and beat for putting "slut shrapnel" in the same sentence as "underage daughter" you fucking gigafreak.

BREAKING: A student shot herself in Valley Forge High School in Ohio yesterday. The media is reporting it as a simple suicide. However we received tips saying she idolized the Colombine shooters and potentially wanted to shoot up the school on the anniversary of Colombine. She was thankfully stopped, and she just shot herself. She apparently posted this on Instagram honoring the Colombine school shooters and appears to have also identified as trans/nonbinary. One comment referred to her as “they” while her pronouns in bio show “he/she” Don’t let the media cover this up!!

@RCPolitics @TomBevanRCP Will he be tormented in Hell by pursuing money and fame over truthfulness and God, though? His scales are quite unbalanced....

Tucker Carlson: I'm Sorry For "Misleading" People In My Support Of Trump, "I Will Be Tormented By It For A Long Time" realclearpolitics.com/video/2026/04/…

@LangmanVince He needs to get that thing on his face removed....

What's the first thing that comes to mind when you see this guy?

@ChrisMurphyCT Should've added an "🙄" if you're trying to be sarcastic....sarcasm does not work well in text posts online, dummy.

Ok Twitter, I can’t believe I need to clarify this but obviously Trump’s bungled mismanagement of this war is not “awesome”. As I have said a million times here, it’s a disaster and he should end the war immediately. My tweet was something called “sarcasm”.

@MOSSADil The axis powers support the Jews now, and the allies and American leftists want them all dead. What a joke. 🤦‍♂️

‼️ JUST IN: Germany and Italy reject calls to suspend the EU–Israel cooperation deal, despite pressure over the Lebanon war and developments in Judea and Samaria. At an EU meeting in Luxembourg, Spain and Ireland pushed the issue—but Johann Wadephul called it “inappropriate,” emphasizing dialogue, while Antonio Tajani said no decision would be made. Helen McEntee urged action, insisting the EU uphold its values. Stay connected, follow @MOSSADil.

@FreeBeacon @alanagoodman Seize his assets and deport. We would have done that for known Soviet spies during the Cold War.

@alanagoodman Universities like Cornell and journalism nonprofits like Poynter have cited and praised the media bias ratings of this organization, Ad Fontes Media, like it’s a neutral third party.

A former editor for an Iranian state-affiliated newspaper now works for a U.S. media watchdog group that produces a controversial “media bias” chart that consistently rates liberal outlets as more reliable than conservative ones, @alanagoodman reports.

@WesternLensman What a spineless loser. This person is not a leader, speak your mind lady and stop acting so scared! And sidenote, how does an old woman like this have such a squeaky little girl voice?

Reporter tries repeatedly to get AZ Gov Katie Hobbs to answer a simple question — and is repeatedly unsuccessful. The question? “Do you accept Senator Gallego's explanation for why he didn't know about what his best friend was doing?"

@Osint613 There's the next target then. Blow him to bits, maybe the next guy will do better 😝

Important to notice: Men in suits in Iran are not in control. IRGC is, and I think the message is clear. Vahidi is the IRGC chief. He calls the shots

@krassenstein Your guesses are always wrong and mostly retarded because you don't actually know anything about reality 😎

BREAKING: Iran has reportedly rejected taking part in the latest talks. It's my guess that they caught on to the fact that Trump is not serious and is likely using the ceasefire to try and track movements within the IRGC and Iranian government so that they cantarget them as soon as fighting sparks up again. Those who sold oil or bought stocks likely fell into another trap. I hope I'm wrong.

@WSJ TLDR; The dude is hot. There, I saved everyone wasting their monthly free article from WSJ 🤣

They sing folk ballads in his honor, call him ”daddy” and buy blankets and pillows adorned with his manly likeness. Behind Mexico’s odd infatuation with the country’s top cop. on.wsj.com/4vCGOeE

@AssocAnderson You forgot to mention that he shot the mother of his children with them in the house and they had to call 911 after discovering both of their parents bloodied and dead.

I knew Justin Fairfax. Our paths crossed during my first run for the General Assembly. Every interaction I had with him was professional, respectful, and measured. What happened to him politically should make everyone uncomfortable—regardless of party. At the exact moment Ralph Northam was facing collapse over the blackface scandal, allegations surfaced against Fairfax that effectively ended his political future overnight. He was never charged. He was never prosecuted. And once his career was over, the allegations faded from public view just as quickly as they appeared. That pattern—unproven allegations surfacing at the precise moment someone is about to rise politically—is not new. We’ve seen it play out nationally with figures like Brett Kavanaugh and Clarence Thomas. Whether you believe those claims or not, the timing is always the same—and the damage is always permanent. Now we’re watching the aftermath of a life that, by any objective measure, was derailed in a matter of weeks. And the same political class that stood by—or benefited—at the time is now offering thoughts and prayers. That’s the part that ought to turn your stomach. If we’re going to be honest about accountability in this country, it has to cut both ways. Destroying someone publicly without due process, without proof, and without consequence is not justice. It’s politics at its worst. And it keeps happening because it works.

@EYakoby FINALLY

BREAKING: Buckley Carlson, son of Tucker Carlson, is no longer employed by the White House where he served as Deputy Press Secretary to Vice President JD Vance.

@allenanalysis lmao why would he call Spain they don't have a military 🤣🤣🤣

Lmao Trump at 6:00PM: “I made Iran open the Strait of Hormuz. NATO countries are calling me begging to help coordinate.” Spain at 6:10PM: “That’s a lie. He never called us. He is still living in delusion.” Ten minutes. They couldn’t even let him finish the speech. 😭😂

@FurkanGozukara "Al jazeera confirms...." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Al Jazeera confirms the collapse of the Trump administration's strategy. While Washington claims a military blockade, tracking data proves international vessels are actively complying with Iran and securing IRGC approval to transit the Strait of Hormuz. Total humiliation.

@izthisJudah Well it's all on video here, it's pretty shocking, it's clearly assault, the black officer will be held responsible legally, fired, possibly jailed himself, and this police department will be sued into oblivion. We won't hear about it because these things take a long time.

A black cop uses his handcuffs as brass knuckles and repeatedly punches an unarmed white man.

@SenWarren How old are you? You and Bernie....I can't wait to experience America after you're dead and gone and in the lake of fire where you belong.

I got a letter from hundreds of U.S. career diplomats who were FIRED before Donald Trump's war with Iran. You won't believe what they had to say.