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Sending a girl I like a picture of her and her boyfriend with the caption “us”

A nice ass is about shape, not size

I know one of the Savannah bananas cheerleaders from going to hardcore shows growing up

I tried watching Yellowstone once and the first episode it showed these business execs in their high rise looking out over Bozeman. Montana. A place that doesn’t have a single building over three floors. So I turned it off

This is what G$B was all about @shriblets @pushw8 @cumclog @PleasantAndEvil @AOL420 @ThankYou_EA @anduhrewdeux

@vanbust69 @shriblets @pushw8 @PleasantAndEvil @AOL420 @ThankYou_EA @anduhrewdeux Feels like just yesterday

@AyanamiReif I agree

@cumclog taste good

There comes a time in ever man’s life where he becomes extremely interested in tinned fish for some reason

Idk what it is but sometimes I notice that after I drink 3-500 beers my tummy does not feel very good

Buying my wife a plan b cuz her boyfriend cummt all up in her

A big part of being in a band is you want everybody to play the same part at the same time

Slumhog squealionaire

Need to replace the o-rings on my penis pump

Watching tropic thunder

I hate when dudes try to talk to me about sex they had. All I really need to know is was it some good squanch or not?

I love to watch my enemies suffer

@sleepykvlt the venn diagram of people who like good metal and people who watch music youtubers has zero overlap

Hey siri stretch my holes

Do not silence my texts if we’re fighting cuz I’m just gonna hit notify anyway

Bro these arrakis shawties got me wasting my body’s water right into my stillsuit 😝