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Turns out my penis isn’t huge i just have really really small hands

@benji_dover9 Fuck yea that’s way better

@vanbust69 Uh what about the Jackson six seven

Hear me out: the Jackson six

My favorite sexbot DMs: 1. you wouldn’t keep up with me 2. did you forget about me 😓 3. i think u typed a message but forgot to hit send 4. are you there 5. don’t you wanna talk to me

This is what G$B was all about @shriblets @pushw8 @cumclog @PleasantAndEvil @AOL420 @ThankYou_EA @anduhrewdeux

Apparently, you’re not supposed to comment “nightmare blunt rotation” on your ex’s Instagram with a picture of her husband and new baby

The literal meaning of every country's name in Africa. The etymology map of Africa.

Like what do you actually do nowadays?

My time has come i don’t understand the younger generation anymore

A pillow but it’s a pair of humongous boobs

You found me in a very nigerian time of my life

Shooting yourself could solve 99 of my problems

Could you spare a drop of pussy maam

Do you realize how unlikeable of a country you have to be for LATINOS to root for SPAIN (the country that colonized them) over you??????

The type of voices in my head that go: honestly bro, that’s a good idea, you should post it online

@thedimitri Call me gay but i love both

You can learn a lot about a man based on which of these two looks he prefers

God after creating me: fuuuck maaaan i just dont have it anymore .. i need a creative break..

Removing you from my Raid Shadow Legends Friend list

How can a body be tea?!? Thats not possible

@50percentpawg You got this if it doesn’t work out just buy a new one