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Hanging out with a girl tonight at her place. We plan to watch Netflix and hopefully I'll get some play. Here is my itinerary leading up to it:
-5 PM - Beat my meat (so I last longer later)
-5:30 - Take a shower, shave my chest and genitals
-6 PM - Get a solid meal in
6:30 PM - Brush teeth, mouthwash, deodorant, etc.
- 7 PM - Get to her place and hopefully do the deed
Any changes I should make?
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Tiger Woods is still ‘a catch’ in Palm Beach: ‘Vanessa will never leave him’ trib.al/F44xk2o

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NEW: Tennessee forward Cade Phillips plans to enter the NCAA transfer portal, @JoeTipton reports.
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@potatokmish @lifeadventure26 That’s very helpful info i was gonna say man
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@cutletsguy @lifeadventure26 God, twitter is just hopeless.
I’m hedged son. Position is worth more than $23k
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@potatokmish @lifeadventure26 Lighting 23 grand on fire is certainly a choice
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@lifeadventure26 lol, Jake I would never cash out any offer on any wager in my entire existence. And neither should you.
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On this day in 2024, Zach Edey went OFF against Tennessee and sent Purdue to the #MFinalFour 🔥
40 PTS | 13-21 FG | 16 REB
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@BeenHim16 Melo trade was worst... We don't make the ECF without Mikal.. Melo couldn't get us there in 7 years.... STFU and go cheer for someone else.
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One of the worst trades in Knicks history idgaf anymore bro
New York Basketball@NBA_NewYork
Mikal Bridges as the Knicks lose in LA for the 2nd night in a row, 126-118 to Clippers: 7 points 7 rebounds 4 assists 2 steals -17 game low Benched down the stretch
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Travis and Jason Kelce’s mom, Donna Kelce, is in the middle of a home renovation ... TMZ has learned.
Read more: buff.ly/0YLsQbX

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@LimNeeson They’ve nearly lost 3 games against Q3-4 teams and needed a buzzer beater to beat Q4 a week ago. This isn’t Gonzaga.
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