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Craig

@cwright87

It's not like you've never seen a monkey in rollerblades and dungarees before

Alloa, Scotland Katılım Şubat 2009
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Dr. Clown, PhD
Dr. Clown, PhD@DrClownPhD·
Chuck Norris doesn’t follow the plot. He changes it.
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Sammy J Jonah Jameson
Sammy J Jonah Jameson@SammyJReacts·
Might be the funniest scene in the entire show 😭
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YFI 𝕏
YFI 𝕏@YFIHQ·
Science!
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gary
gary@dickisnotclean·
Farting in front of your Jewish girlfriend and saying a little gas never hurt anybody
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
After a shower my family shout "NUDDY RUNNING" and run round the whole house naked. Wasn't until I told my partner I found out it wasn't normal.
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Jamie
Jamie@jambo__fett·
Before I married her, I took my missus on 8 dates and then we went to the cinema for our 9th. Our dates were dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, BATMAN
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
Met the woman of my dreams. Was going well. Absolutely fucked it when she asked me to talk dirty to her and I panicked. I said, "Welcome to pound town. Population, you." Haunts me to this day.
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
In the recent snow i was running late for work & didn't have time to defrost the car, so I stuck my head out the window like Ace Ventura. Two mins into my journey, blue lights flashing behind me. Charged with dangerous driving & car seized. Couldn't tell work so rang in sick
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Punt Road
Punt Road@punt_rd·
It’s Slayer and Wham with ‘Angel of Last Christmas’! Merry Christmash up! ‘Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!’ 🤣🤘🤣
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
In a crowded bar, I got chatting to a beautiful woman after we both smelled an awful fart and laughed about it. We've been married 5 years next week and she still tells people the story of how we met. I still haven't admitted it was me.
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Bairdric
Bairdric@Bairdric1·
Genuinely , how in the fuck can anyone be arsed going through this rigmarole every day of your existence. Fuck that!
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Sky News
Sky News@SkyNews·
Rangers have issued a warning to the public about the dangers of digging large pits after a passer-by alerted them to a 6ft hole dug by children on the beach in Polzeath, Cornwall. Latest UK news 👉 trib.al/JdGS1Dq
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🎸 Rock History 🎸
🎸 Rock History 🎸@historyrock_·
Bruce Springsteen and John Fogerty performing "Pretty Woman" at Madison Square Garden, New York City, 2009. Fantastic version by these two living legends. Roy Orbison must have clapped in heaven.
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🎸 Rock History 🎸
🎸 Rock History 🎸@historyrock_·
Bruce Springsteen covering "Twist & Shout" at London's Wembley Stadium a few days ago.
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
Wife recently found a battered sausage and a load of chips in our garden, we spent most of the evening theorising it's origin. It was me, she came home early 1 day and caught me mid lunch, we're on a diet, I panic launched it out the window intending to collect it later. I forgot
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